Ask Jake Anything

Dear Jake,

How did you come to know everything?

Now I remember - I had to surgically implant his transmission device - and yes it was in his cranium unlike the rest of SL who could take it in the butt. Long story short - he gets all his smarts from me.

Kilroy - King of KillLife (formerly known as SecondLife)

than how come you are not smart enough to know better than to post in this thread without asking a question. Zu Zu will spank you now.

And interesting and valid point. once you can exists without exists and be a self with no self, you will understand. In general what you call the self is a construct built around the notion of "I." This lable is convenient only as a manner of expressing your attachment to things, and of differentiating yourself from the world around you. "I" is a a spiritual foot stomp demaning attation and expressing independence the way an eigth year old is independent from family.

There is no I that is seperate, there is only that which is, and that is connected. One is all and all are one..there is no distinction. Get rid of the self and act from the self.

The problem with solopsits is they can never escape the notion that "I" is a little man that lives in thier head.

If nothing exists, why does existence need meaning?

Before a person studies zen, mountain are mountains and waters are waters. After a first glimps of zen mountain are not mountians and waters are not waters. After enlightenment, mountains are again mountains and waters are again waters.


Of course to say nothing exists is to deny the truth of the brick. So how deso a brick exist without existing.


Ultimately it all boild down to sleep when you are tired, eat when you are hungry, and clean your plate when it is dirty. Doing is meaning and yet you must do without meaning.

Because I am an open eyed man falling into a well.

aww, but she seems so cute. Don't worry rain, it only hurts for a little while.


May I spank him with one of his butt control devices?

How about 5 questions.

1. If you were to be stranded on a planet inhabited by giant lobster-like beings, and could only bring one type of fruit, what type would you bring?

2. Why are the ocean levels rising up?

3. When angels dance on the head of a pin, what kind of dance do they perform?

4. What would you wear to an exhibition of invisible man-eating zombie llamas?

5. What colour of nail polish would be the best to wear when invoking a goddess to rescue you from a colony of man-eating mountain monks?

Yes. But bring batteries...d-cells.

1. tomatoes, so I could enjoy a good lobster bisque.

2. Because the Ice caps are melting and the land is sinking.

3. The tango.

4. White tie and tails, I should think..formal for dinner.

5. This would depend on the goddess: for a goddess of love, and innocent pink, it suggests that you need to be rescued and have a certain degree of purity. For any other goddess, I would wear a metallic shade, like a bronze, because it can be feminine, says "I can take care of myself, but would really like being rescued" and well might match the goddess' armour. Of course if the mountain monks only eat men, a woman might be safe.

LOL... Good answers.

Of course they are good answers, the thread is Ask Jake Anything..I am in the business of answers hehehe. YOU my dear, should be in the business of questions, and of those your recent post is lacking (putting five questions in one post does not excuse your not asking a question in the next post as well). Thus you will be spanked, by Colette I should think.

hey Jake, any predictions on the British Open this weekend?

^^ - which method of Spanking do you like best, hun?

Is no rest for the wicked ...

can we maybe get a line - I was off a few days and it looks like theres a backup of spankees?

I must insist that all Large Pickup driving - Self proclaimed Country Boys -

Bathe off any mud. grime , sweat and or dirt before reporting for spankings.

Thank you..

*walks up freshly showered* yes ma'am where do I need to go?

Well I use my bare hand.

I'm not a ma'am, but you should go where she tells you.

We can, Zuzu is around here somewhere, she can help out.

Jake since so many people need spankings,

And were forming a line anyway.

Would You and Zuzu like a couple swats as well?

Hmm this post is missing something. MIght as well wear your heels and stockings and find me when you are done, cause you need a spanking too.

Well I am sure Zuzu would. As for me? Well I am going to be busy givign you a swat or two.

What time will SL grid be back? lol


1. When it is damn well ready to

2. When Willow accepts fate and elopes with whatever his name was.

3. When Starax's cat poops straight.

4. When BillyBob takes a bath

5. When the hippo's come home

6. 8:17 Sl time day unknown

Was asking Rose, Jake !

*rolls my eyes*

for you I have a riding crop all picked out already ..

Ahh ^^ promises promisses