Ask Jake Anything

How about Georgia? *


*note, post worded this way to avoid another spanking

Do you think Billybob's catching on to how this thread works? Do you think you could tell me where I need to go for my spanking now?

I dunno, is HS football the only sprot that matters in Ga? In Texas they like the HS more than the pros.

Yes I think he is. And no I cannot, your spanking will come to you.

High School football is the largest sport here, but we are huge college football fans. Where else do you have the "Worlds Largest Cocktail Party"
http://www.stubhub.com/worlds-largest-outdoor-cocktail-party-florida-vs-georgia
http://www.sportingnews.com/yourturn/viewtopic.php?t=92807
course we are trying to control ourselves, some

(there is a question in there so no more spankings )

Dear Jake:

Is it hot enough for ya?

Yeah it was 122 hear yesterday, going to be 117 today..so its plenty hot.

You were right, where are you from? That may be the first conversation I've had with an american about football without and arguement about football/soccer/american football coming into it.

I am from California, and I don't really see what need there is to argue about what you call the game. If you say football and Bayer Leverkuesen (or however is spelled) then I will know you are talking about what is generally known as soccer in america.

If i say soccer, then you will presumbaly know that I am talking about Football as the world knows it, and if I say football and mention the Dallas Cowboys, you will know what I am talking about. As long as we are on the same page, why worry so much about the semantics.

Besides its much more fun to talk about why I hate manchester united, and why a chelsea dartboard is all bull and no treble.

A real sprots debate does not involve bebatig about what the sport is called, it involves debating on how it is played, or in the case of FIFA, how it is fixed!

This one comes off the inbox, and it gets posted because I love baseball:

"Jake who is the all time leader in MLB for triples. I know that triples are much rarer than homers, but who hit the most?"

"Wahoo Sam" Crawford is the all time triple leader with 309 of the rare birds (in contrast Hammerin' Hank Jakced 744 home runs.

Wahoo Sam also had 12 inside-the-park HRs in a single season. 19 of the top 20 all-time triples hitters are hall-of-famers.

Of Active players, Steve Finley leads the list with 112, for you ladies who like tight butts, Johnny Damon is third (behind Lofton), and well mr. baseball, Barry Bonds, is number 4 with 77 triples.

Bonds can actually leg one out?

Indeed he can. Barry Bonds also quietly has 506 stolen bases, putting him about 36 on the all time list.

am i pussy for arranging things so i dont have to go outside in this ridiculous weather?

some pansys alt said i was, even tho i burnt my hand on my doorknob

PS, the beer is gonna have to wait until sept or something, i aint going outside

Well I go outside in this ridiculuous weather. So does Phedre I am sure. But no not going out in this weather does not make you a pussy, it makes you smarter than the rest of us heat dweeling hard heads.

Of course making the beer wait until spetember because you won't go out? now that might indeed create some problems..lol. But if you relly really want to be a hermit, 122 is justification for staying inside.

Dear Jake,

My SL sister and first SL friend ever recently became a furry. I still love her, and in fact she makes a pretty cute furry, but I don't really want that for myself. So what does this mean for me? Am I possibly going to become a furry too? Is there a vaccination I can take? Does it have anything to do with free accounts?

Sincerely,
Possibly Furry in SL

Dear Jake,

If the eyes are the window to the soul, wheres the door and how do you lock it? are the windows double glazing? can I fit a burglar alarm and wheres the fire escape? and how much would the soul be valued at?

In spite of what some furry activists tell you, being a furry is a choice. Just because your freind goes down that you does not mean you must follow. It means your freind will now spend lots of time in luskwood, with other furries telling her not to be your freind because you aren't a furry. You and your freind will never be able to shop for sylfie minogues latest styles together because they don't make shoes for paws. Your friend will refer to sex as yffing, as if that makes it more palatble. And of course your freind will be banned from all those gorean sims you wanted to hang out.

Other than that, your freind will still be your freind, and things will all work out fine.

Furrydom is a choice, not a disease, so you don't need to be vaccinated.

And no it has nothing to do with free accounts, depsite the forum hype.

However, you might want to stock up on milkbones and a varity of pet chows for when you have those impromptu cocktail parties.

The mouth is the door to the soul, and sometimes the nose. Of course if you open your mouth too much then everything leaks out. So you must also use your ears, which are like the power outlets..listening puts back what talking takes out.

The windows are not double glazed, unless you wear contacts, and really they should not be tinted. The need for proper view both in and out is critical.

No you don't need a burglar alarm, noone can take your soul, though you can bargain it away quite freely. There is no fire escape, if your sould burns, it burns for a reason and you should enjoy the passion.

And your sould is only ever worth what you put inot it and what you give out of it.

Gives Willow a great big hug...your the rainbow Willow...but the true test of a rainbow is the part that happens after the pot of gold is gone.... have a great day....or the best one you can have....
rain...no bow


i tried to IM you in game but for some reason that part of the screen stayed blank...so hugs again

Dear Jake,

Have you removed the rectal air freshner that I gave you a year ago in order to transmit mind control messages to you? I have not picked up any transmission on you in a while and apparently you fail to visit my mind control camping chairs I have placed all over SL.

Sincerely,
Evil Genius and Implementor of SL World Domination Plan
Kilroy

Dear jake,


If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

hmmm, i don't know what to make of this. No question gets you spanked, obviously, but this post was not even related to my thread. This is my thread, and thus my chance to grandstand and demonstrate that i know everything. Thus the center of attention is me. You do not even address me in this post...you have behaved badly.

If you want to flirt with willow, that is fine, Willow is a wonderful person to flirt with. But get your own damned "flirt with willow thread" or ask a question to me. I do not drag my ass out in 114 degree weather to have my readers hitting on each other without asking me questions. ZuZu will spank you rain, and hard.

Well since my head is not up my ass, then givng me rectal mind control messages is doomed to failure. In studying human anatomy we learn that the brain (the source of most thoughts-except those the come when watching "bring it on 3" is located in the head. Thus a mind control device located in the ass will be ineffective.

While I appreciate the genius of any disciple of Wile E. Coyote and the Brain, I must say that you are now doomed to repeat thier mistakes.

Succeded at failure. You have set your ambitions to low, or seriously sabatoged your own success based on a poor evaluation of your self worth. Shit it's better to sit on a beach and drink corona than to try to fail.

At least in drinking corona you can relax and let the world flow by. Trying to fail gives you all the work, all of the stress, and none fo the success.

Dear Jake,

The crux of the matter is, of course: what does existence mean? If we do not make use of a synonym like being , is it not possible to define this term (or these terms) without referring to entities whose (purported) existence is required for the definition itself, if only by means of giving examples of existence? Would this imply that the term existence may have different meanings in different systems, dependent on what kind of entities are said to 'exist' in these systems? (Can we compare the meaning-variance thesis in logics: the meaning of logical constants wholly depends upon the axioms or rules of the system in which they occur?) If solipsists who believe that they only exist themselves, or idealists who believe that only mind exists (that is, who use the word exist so that only mind 'exists') give another meaning to existence than materialists who believe that only matter exists, does the same apply to the existence or nonexistence of the supreme being and entities with supernatural qualities like gods and demons, because the suggestion is that they have the same ontological status as human beings or people and the other things of the 'natural' world?

Just curious.