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Jake Reitveld
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07-19-2006 16:02
From: Chase Hermes What time will SL grid be back? lol
1. When it is damn well ready to
2. When Willow accepts fate and elopes with whatever his name was.
3. When Starax's cat poops straight.
4. When BillyBob takes a bath
5. When the hippo's come home
6. 8:17 Sl time day unknown I take it this is multiple choice? Intersting, and yet you left no choice of "all of the above" or "none of the above." The answer is 1, of course. The grid is not limited by anything in its ability to gum op the lives of the peaceful citizens of SL.
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07-19-2006 16:03
From: Colette Meiji Ahh ^^ promises promisses You are asking for it.. 
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Richie Waves
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07-19-2006 16:12
ok jake first time poster long time reader.
WTF does this mean
43When the unclean spirit is gone out of a man, he walketh through dry places, seeking rest, and findeth none.
44Then he saith, I will return into my house from whence I came out; and when he is come, he findeth it empty, swept, and garnished.
45Then goeth he, and taketh with himself seven other spirits more wicked than himself, and they enter in and dwell there: and the last state of that man is worse than the first. Even so shall it be also unto this wicked generation.
My friend would really like to know, and yes.. it is the bible.
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Jonas Pierterson
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07-19-2006 16:14
Jake, am I really a bad person?
Also, should I have a prim baby with my sl girlfreind (in time)?
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Jake Reitveld
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07-19-2006 16:15
From: Richie Waves ok jake first time poster long time reader.
WTF does this mean
43When the unclean spirit is gone out of a man, he walketh through dry places, seeking rest, and findeth none.
44Then he saith, I will return into my house from whence I came out; and when he is come, he findeth it empty, swept, and garnished.
45Then goeth he, and taketh with himself seven other spirits more wicked than himself, and they enter in and dwell there: and the last state of that man is worse than the first. Even so shall it be also unto this wicked generation.
My friend would really like to know, and yes.. it is the bible. I'm a buddhist, how should I know? But seriously I need more context..like book and chapter.
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07-19-2006 16:16
From: Billybob Goodliffe hey Jake, any predictions on the British Open this weekend? I think you missed this question so I am restating it
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Chase Hermes
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07-19-2006 16:18
It is Matthew chapter 12 had to grab Book and make sure
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Jake Reitveld
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07-19-2006 16:20
From: Jonas Pierterson Jake, am I really a bad person?
Also, should I have a prim baby with my sl girlfreind (in time)? 1. I don't know, only you can look at yourself and make that decision. If you are a bad person, what are you going to do about it? 2. No. Whats the point, really? Of course if SL really wanted to restore balance to the economy, they could make prim babies random, charge lindens for birth control ($L sink 1), more lindens for food for 18 years(sink 2), more lindens for party expenses and madatory clothign alowance (sink 3) and of course day care, private k-12 school and college (sinks 4,5,6). In no time at all the Linden will be back up to $250L/$1US and people will be desperate for jobs.
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07-19-2006 16:22
From: Billybob Goodliffe I think you missed this question so I am restating it new post, no question. Billybob, you were doing so well. Colette is gonna spank ya hard. I did not miss your question, i am still pondering. Its complex.
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07-19-2006 16:23
From: Chase Hermes It is Matthew chapter 12 had to grab Book and make sure thats what it is not what it MEANS
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07-19-2006 16:27
oo question game
How many jellybeans are in my hand? and how many are in my mouth?
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Jake Reitveld
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07-19-2006 16:30
From: Richie Waves ok jake first time poster long time reader.
WTF does this mean
43When the unclean spirit is gone out of a man, he walketh through dry places, seeking rest, and findeth none.
44Then he saith, I will return into my house from whence I came out; and when he is come, he findeth it empty, swept, and garnished.
45Then goeth he, and taketh with himself seven other spirits more wicked than himself, and they enter in and dwell there: and the last state of that man is worse than the first. Even so shall it be also unto this wicked generation.
My friend would really like to know, and yes.. it is the bible. Well jesus is addressing what he calls a "Generation of Vipers" so it is a condemnation of a generation for pretending to be good while , in fact, being evil. So I take it to mean that when the unclean sprit is gone (i.e. the man has died and left the body) the spirit walks through hell and cannot rest. Even if the spriti returns home, he finds the house empty (duh he is dead) and so he gets more wicked spirtits and haunts the house, and thus the final state of mane (in hell) is worse than the first state of man (in sin).
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07-19-2006 16:33
From: Scarlet Singer oo question game
How many jellybeans are in my hand? and how many are in my mouth? None. You mouth and hand are illusions of the flesh that limit your ability to see you complete connection with life around you. Jellybeans are illusory manifestations of pleasure brought on by excessive attachment to sweet, and thus doom you to bitter as well. So no mouth, no hands, no jelly beans. You are left sorting out the the sound of green.
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07-19-2006 16:35
From: Chase Hermes It is Matthew chapter 12 had to grab Book and make sure I so do not have enough spankers for you guys. There are rules...unless you are jake, there are no posts without questions..zuzu will spank you.
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07-19-2006 16:36
From: Richie Waves thats what it is not what it MEANS Just bend over the counch, pull you pants down and wait for the paddle. You know the rules.
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07-19-2006 16:39
'Why is there anything rather than nothing?? and when will Richie decide to rl marry me?  rofl |
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07-19-2006 16:42
Shouldn't the title of this thread be changed to reflect the fact that so many of the posts lead to spankings? 
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07-19-2006 16:44
From: Billybob Goodliffe hey Jake, any predictions on the British Open this weekend? Well i like montgomerie. Anf well Faldo might have one more in him. Mickleson claims he is ready but he has never done well in europe. I am not impressed by tiger, his mental game is not there, and the opens are about mental toughness. Still he's hard to discount.. So I predict someone totally off the radar is going to take it.
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07-19-2006 16:46
From: Scarlet Singer 'Why is there anything rather than nothing?? becaus what is, is. Nothing ang anything are lables to describe conditions. Once you say nothing you must accout for anything. Yet anything depends in some ways on the possibility of nothing. Yet since there is no nothing, there must be something and thus anything will do. Sometimes its better to just close your eyes and see.
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07-19-2006 16:47
From: Ilianexsi Sojourner Shouldn't the title of this thread be changed to reflect the fact that so many of the posts lead to spankings? No. If people would simply put a question in each post, ther ewould be no spankings.
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07-19-2006 16:48
From: Scarlet Singer and when will Richie decide to rl marry me? rofl When its damn well time to marry you.
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07-19-2006 16:48
why do hand sanitizers say they're only able to kill 99.9% bacteria?
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07-19-2006 16:54
From: Jake Reitveld No. If people would simply put a question in each post, there would be no spankings. But wouldn't it be a lot less fun that way?
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07-19-2006 17:08
From: Scarlet Singer why do hand sanitizers say they're only able to kill 99.9% bacteria? Because there is always one tough sonof a bitch that does not die. If they say they kill all bacteria, and someone gets infected..the company that makes the sanatizer gets sued a d loses. If they say they kill 99.9%, then the one that gor away is the one that they don't kill.
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07-19-2006 17:09
From: Ilianexsi Sojourner But wouldn't it be a lot less fun that way? I suppose for some. But i come here to give answers, not spankings, except to colette.
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