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Billybob Goodliffe
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07-27-2006 04:58
From: Jetta Bentham
I was hoping you would give me the Family Guy answer lol

You touch yourself at night? :p
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Jake Reitveld
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07-27-2006 12:00
From: Colette Meiji
wish I had enough time to actually hide on alts =/ ..

New jobs with 3 hours commuting time really suck.


While I have much in the way of sympathy..rules are rules..and you now now up to like four spankings..
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Jake Reitveld
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07-27-2006 12:01
From: Billybob Goodliffe
You touch yourself at night? :p


It depends on how god the porno is. Since we all know I am an SL monk lol
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Jake Reitveld
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07-27-2006 12:02
From: Rice Cohen
Oh Pick Me.. Pick me.. MEEEEEEEEEE .. I know! :D

Well Rice, read your own post and tell me what wrong with it..in a quaestion format.
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Jake Reitveld
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07-27-2006 12:03
From: Jetta Bentham
I was hoping you would give me the Family Guy answer lol

Expectations are illusions, accept what is, and not what you want to be. All of live is a matte of seeing that whihc is really around you.

No family guy answer, and you did not ask a question. Zuzu will spank you now.
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Jake Reitveld
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07-27-2006 12:30
From: Chronic Skronski
Dear Jake,

Why doesn't "laughter" rhyme with "daughter"?

Yours in Jebus,
Chronic

Because english isa convoluted language.
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Allana Dion
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07-27-2006 13:27
1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?

2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?

3. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries
have a use by date?

4. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

5. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
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Jake Reitveld
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07-27-2006 13:37
From: Allana Dion
Slightly above and too far over from my bedroom window to reach, there is an old unused airconditioning unit sticking out of the wall. Removing it would mean also having to fill in the huge hole it would leave in the wall, so there is zero chance the property owners are going to remove it any time in my lifetime (or at least while I'm living here). A couple of months ago two pigeons decided to make that their home. They live both in it and on it.

Every dam morning these flying rats start making noise, cooing and whatever that awful sound is at each other. They have littered my back porch with little white blobbies which I repeatedly have to hose off. I've even found a broken egg on my porch.... by stepping on it barefoot!

I got the hose and sprayed water all over the air conditioner, they were back within minutes after. I reached all the way out the window once with a broom and tried wacking at the air conditioner. Again no effect. They have made their home and they refuse to move.

So is there a way to get rid of these pests short of birdacide? Will they ever leave on their own? Will my back porch forever be covered in birdpoop no matter how many times I wash it away? Or will I just live with these birds until that godawful cooing sound finally drives me completely babblingly insane at 5am some morning?



They make plastic owls to scare pidgeons away.. ..try putting one on top of the a/c unit. Otherwise, some anti pidgeion barbed wire works too.. check out a home or lawn and garden center in your area.
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Allana Dion
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07-27-2006 13:42
From: Jake Reitveld
They make plastic owls to scare pidgeons away.. ..try putting one on top of the a/c unit. Otherwise, some anti pidgeion barbed wire works too.. check out a home or lawn and garden center in your area.

Owls scare pidgeons? If this works you may have saved my sanity and the lives of two pidgeons, Thank you. :D
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07-27-2006 13:48
From: Allana Dion
1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?

2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?

3. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries
have a use by date?

4. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think i'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

5. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?


1. I don't have a gynecologist, so he does not leave the room when I undress.

2. Possibly. Ownership of land represents a bundle of rights and a person may own some or all of those rights..this is negotiated at the time of sale. Frequently things like mineral rights are withheld, and in some cities epmty air above the land is transferable.

3. because plstic containers are limited and subject to damage from things like sunlight, so the use by date is the date they can gurantee purity until. If you drink water from a mountain spring and get sick, thats your problem, if you drink Aquafina and get sick, you sue coca cola (or pepsi).

4. I don't know. But he was less bold (or hungry) than the person who decided lobster would be good to eat. Or the first person to figure out how to prepare Fugu.

5. baby oil is largely mineral oil, with some additives for fragrance. A more natural bay oil might be aloe and vitamin e. Sometimes a product is named for its use and not its composition. Motor oil is not made of motors.
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Jake Reitveld
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07-27-2006 13:49
From: Allana Dion
Owls scare pidgeons? If this works you may have saved my sanity and the lives of two pidgeons, Thank you. :D

Yes, owls are predator of pidgeons.
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Colette Meiji
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07-28-2006 13:06
From: Jake Reitveld
While I have much in the way of sympathy..rules are rules..and you now now up to like four spankings..


*wiggles*
Zuzu Fassbinder
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07-28-2006 13:12
From: Colette Meiji
*wiggles*

Are you two still in denial about this flirting?
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07-28-2006 14:52
From: Colette Meiji
*wiggles*

HMMM I take that as a question..and the answer is yes.
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Jake Reitveld
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07-28-2006 14:52
From: Zuzu Fassbinder
Are you two still in denial about this flirting?


good question. what flirting?
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Rice Cohen
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07-28-2006 14:59
Why am I addicted to the the drama? Just cant seem to let certain things or certain people go. My monster is so large. If it wasnt for bad luck, there'd be no luck for R.
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Jake Reitveld
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07-28-2006 15:33
From: Rice Cohen
Why am I addicted to the the drama? Just cant seem to let certain things or certain people go. My monster is so large. If it wasnt for bad luck, there'd be no luck for R.


Funadmentally, at its core, being unable to let go is a choice. You decide you want them to remain in your life. Maybe thats not the decision you think you make, maybe the decision you think you make is that you want to be a nice person, a decent person, a better person than they are. Or maybe you think, "I need to prove I am stronger."

You leave a gap in the armour, a stray IM and and you open the door to a flood of emotions..remeber the good times? God yes..eveything about a relationship looks good looking back. The fun you had all those cute adorable moments, the romance.

The fact that he lied about who is, had sex with your best freind, in your bed, and laughed that he only strings you along when there is noone else availble escapes you. You don't think about him telling his freinds "yeah I keep her here because she pays for everything dude." maybe you never heard him call you his "war pig"-you know the slightly bigger girl he likes to fuck when no hotter chicks will have him? Or maybe you were is psycho sex freak, or his anorexic love doll-there are hundreds of ways a taker uses to describe what he is taking.

All the negative stuff flows out in the fantasy of the things that were perfect. The borken promises, house spent hearing him say he is not able to love, that it is him and not you, or that she was meaningless are forgotten. the hearache, jealousy of wondering where he was and who his was with slip away. Or maybe you have forgotten the the feel the first time his hand hit your cheek? this shit did not happen once..it happend all the time. And yet you have forgotten how he failed to treat you like a woman, a person. He denied you perhaps, only the basic deceny of honesty and compassion.

and of course he needs his sugar momma back, he's lonley..it takes time to build a psychoitc realtionship..you have to find the right girl and spend time playing her insecurites like a harp. this requires effort, timing.. Its much easier to IM the ex and and offer an apology, to say you are wrong and that you are not worthy of her..the lies fucking flow then..you are in a zone and ready to write poetry. You know, no matter what you did to her, with only a little effort you have her. So he is sweet, and charming, and goddamned adorable..and sorry and he has truly learned from his mistake.

he is setting up the goal, luring the defese to spread out..he can't possible score from that far out of the circle..it would be a foolish shot...

I have found that with hard work and focus on a worthy objective, good luck falls like rain. Although really the point of a relationship is to be with somone who has your back when the bad luck comes, not someone you hate your self for caring about.

Its a choice. to talk to him, or not talk to him, to let him in, or not. To think about him, or someone else. To delete him from you freinds list and your e-mail, to drop his number from your cell..to delete the e-mails, and burn the letters. To simply say F.O.A>D and hang up when he calls. Its a choice..its not an easy one, nor is it comfortable, but its right.

Ultimately your attachment will cost you everythig. You will be miserable, you will elarn over and over how easily manipulable you are, and you will hate your self for being foolish and weak. You will hate him and grow bitter and resentful..of him, of yourself, and of everyone who has ever known a moment of happiness.

You will lose your self and your spirit and wake up at fifty tryiong to figure out where your life went and why you are not happy..hell you might even become a scientologist.

But the real cost is what you will lose spending all this time and effort on a ghost from the past, you won't know the taste of soemthing good. You won't know what its like to have someone love you inspeite of, or perhaps because of, all thin things that make you insecure. Even more so. You will deny someone the chance to find that in you.

No team ever won a hockey game sitting in thier own end looking at thier own goalie. Life is lived forward..and this moment counts more that the last.
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Allana Dion
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07-28-2006 18:24
EDIT: changed my mind and decided to go with a PM. :)
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07-29-2006 07:27
Is there any truth to the "Disclosure Project"?
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Colette Meiji
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07-30-2006 09:37
From: Zuzu Fassbinder
Are you two still in denial about this flirting?



Hehe with Men I never admit to flirting till he actually calls the next day.

With Women I dont admit to flirting except as a way to distract her from calling Uhaul.

hhmmm that wasnt worded as a question.
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07-30-2006 09:40
Jake, theres a page on the forums somewhere listing forum posters in order with most posts at the top going down. Where is it?

P.S. I used to have it in Bookmarks but they all got zapped when my PC starting dying.

P.S.S. Altho its not called ask Zap anything, I believe I know the answer to this one..

From: Allana Dion
3. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries have a use by date?


I believe its because of the toxins in the plastic being released into the water after x-amount of time. Try this: buy a small bottle of mineral water, open cap, close cap, leave for a week. Try to drink the whole thing without gagging. Its sped up because the seal is broken when you open it I think.

I've spent too much time thinking about this...
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Colette Meiji
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07-30-2006 09:42
From: Jake Reitveld
HMMM I take that as a question..and the answer is yes.


mmmhmmmmm ;)
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07-31-2006 06:46
From: Zapoteth Zaius

P.S.S. Altho its not called ask Zap anything, I believe I know the answer to this one..



I believe its because of the toxins in the plastic being released into the water after x-amount of time. Try this: buy a small bottle of mineral water, open cap, close cap, leave for a week. Try to drink the whole thing without gagging. Its sped up because the seal is broken when you open it I think.

I've spent too much time thinking about this...


Jake does this mean I get to spank a forum Moderator now?

Or do they have some super secret immunity of something?
Hooch Matador
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07-31-2006 09:00
Jake, will I get banned for spilling the beans on Pretty Boy Phils humiliating insult to content creators and will you visit me at second citizen?
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07-31-2006 10:12
From: Colette Meiji
Jake does this mean I get to spank a forum Moderator now?

Or do they have some super secret immunity of something?


Spank him! I think He'd enjoy it. and since I have to ask a quesstion to avoid a spanking, Jake, why do small boys feel the need to eat or distroy everything they come into contact with?
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