Ask Jake Anything

Jake does this mean I get to spank a forum Moderator now?

Or do they have some super secret immunity of something?

Jake, will I get banned for spilling the beans on Pretty Boy Phils humiliating insult to content creators and will you visit me at second citizen?

Spank him! I think He'd enjoy it. and since I have to ask a quesstion to avoid a spanking, Jake, why do small boys feel the need to eat or distroy everything they come into contact with?

If someone ignores a political post I make does that mean they agrees with it?

Because everyone knows that army men look really cool after you tape a firecracker to thier back and set it off. (and people think kinds were not violent before video games. Hell we used to have bottlerocket wars. Now we play Halo 2, its an improvement.

Also little boys know, Based on primtive impulses formed as a genetic signiture of our amphibian origins, that things are edible or in edible..that which is edible has inherent value, that which is indeble is more valuable when it is in peices.

Ultimately you are to limiting in applying the analysis to small boys..its true of men as well.

My spelling is always rotten Taco. Ask any of the forum people who level the " you can't spell so you must be stoopid" criticism. I think I was even negrated for my spelling. I certainly wasn't neg rated for acting like an ass. I mean accusing someone of being an ass in the forums is like accusing someone of speeding in the Indy 500. At east I have given up rpetentions and admit to be ing all knowing, all seeing and aimee weber's alt.

But no I am not hung over. And really its not so much the spelling, as it is the typing.

Amphibian origins? I thought we had primate ancestry?

If I follow you here, then men consider women edible and thus having inherent value (since most men don't try to take women to pieces, at least not in the literal sense)?

Deb Strange

My, this is a long thread! I was told in my homeschooling parent certification class that you are either a good speller or not, and that it should not be considered indicative of intelligence. Unfortunately, the same teacher also strongly encouraged us to seek the source documents when teaching our children.

Where can I find research that corroborates or disproves the intelligence!=spelling argument?

Also, do you think it's likely that some of us just have fat fingers and try to type too fast?

No. Silence is not always a sign of assent. It would be safe to assume they think your post ridiculous and beneath response. But really, whet do you care what they think? Worry more about what you think!

Jake, could you help settle an argument? If two people are married and one spouse dies, does the surving spouse automatically get everything, or does the state get a large chunk? I mean isn't that one of the main points of having a will?

-Kiamat Dusk

Hmm.. Im pretty sure I learned sometime last year, that Silence actually does mean agreement, that a person has to affirmatively agree NOT to do something.

Ie. Person 1: Let's rape jake.
Person 2: *silence*

*jake gets raped ....:

Oh hell i dont know where im going with this.. but it sounds fun ::

.. oh shit.. my question: Where am I going with this ?

hehe.. these are fun! Thanks Jake!

Ok, my question:

Once I was standing around chatting with "friends". One of the women there was having issues with her teenage son. She was upset over his misbehavior at staying out late, staying on the phone past curfew, and sometimes staying away from home for days at a time. I sympathized with her and expressed my wishes things would get better. Then I let slip out a phrase that often enters my mind when I hear people talking about their children.. I blurted, "*sigh* I only wish I was going to have to deal with some of these issues when my daughter reaches teen years. Being as she is autistic, I may never get the chance to deal with a rebellious teen".

Well, the woman stated back to me "with all due respect, I don't think you can even begin to fathom what I'm going through and it is much worse than you will probably have to deal with".

I did not respond.

It hurt me what she said, but I also realized my statement could have hurt her as well. The topic never came up again, and we are still "friends". But I am loathe to ever talk about my child around her again.

Was my lack of response the correct way to handle the situation? Or should I have stated how it made me feel?

If they are selected as a resmod, they should spend enough time reading the forums to know, after all these posts, that posting in the thread without asking a question gets you spanked, whenther your are a resmod, a linden, FIC, or a freind of Jake. The rules here apply to everyone. Noone is above the law.

Jake, theres a page on the forums somewhere listing forum posters in order with most posts at the top going down. Where is it?

P.S. I used to have it in Bookmarks but they all got zapped when my PC starting dying.

P.S.S. Altho its not called ask Zap anything, I believe I know the answer to this one..



I believe its because of the toxins in the plastic being released into the water after x-amount of time. Try this: buy a small bottle of mineral water, open cap, close cap, leave for a week. Try to drink the whole thing without gagging. Its sped up because the seal is broken when you open it I think.

I've spent too much time thinking about this...

But I diiiiiiid! JAAAAAKE! To quote my entire post:

[QUOTZapoteth Zaius]Jake, theres a page on the forums somewhere listing forum posters in order with most posts at the top going down. Where is it?

P.S. I used to have it in Bookmarks but they all got zapped when my PC starting dying.

P.S.S. Altho its not called ask Zap anything, I believe I know the answer to this one..



I believe its because of the toxins in the plastic being released into the water after x-amount of time. Try this: buy a small bottle of mineral water, open cap, close cap, leave for a week. Try to drink the whole thing without gagging. Its sped up because the seal is broken when you open it I think.

I've spent too much time thinking about this...

Ooooh... a Question...

Here goes...

What flavour mushroom are you?

:lol:

I hate mushrooms, so I am no flavor. I don't eat fungus. Mushrooms are fungus, athelte's foot is a fungus. I don't put either on pizza.

Jake, could you help settle an argument? If two people are married and one spouse dies, does the surving spouse automatically get everything, or does the state get a large chunk? I mean isn't that one of the main points of having a will?

-Kiamat Dusk

Jake do I have permission to answer this post since I was the other side of the debate?

With your permission I'd like to enter Exhibit A http://tinyurl.com/kvoku

Jake - can we get special punishment for this person?

Using rape as the butt of a joke is bad taste.

Now if this person is meaning consensual activity - they should have at least the common decency to do it in another thread. Im not thru with you yet in this one, just ask Zuzu.

Mushrooms are fungus, athelte's foot is a fungus. I don't put either on pizza.