Ask Jake Anything

I don't know if the pants make you ass look big, or if your ass is just bing in genreal. I think the only way to find out is to have Colette get the wooden yard stick out and plant it against your ass and measure. About thirty times out to do it... lol


I do consturctiion defect litigation, and the hourly rates vary by the client.

See Zu Zu for your spanking..you know the rules.

Jake,

Could you take Mulch out for that beer soon and congratulate him for leveling 60 in WoW, and then spank him for me? I'd do it, but I live 1000 miles away and it looks like August before I make it out there again

Thanks,

Sansarya

Because my lovley miss Margaret, I am the all knowing Jake, emeporer of second life and all women find me irrisitable.

hehehe yeah right.

I am not sure that I am irresistable, but I do try to be honest, be funny, be sensual, and most importantly I am good at listening. I think married women like me, because I somehow appeal to the parts of them thier husbands do not.

Maybe its because i am a good freind, and for a married woman that is sort of seductive..its something based on trust and not sparks, and online, in many ways intimacy is easier.

I think if a married woman is online in SL she either is not finding everything she wants in a marriage, is going through a bad girl experimental stage, or is simply looking for ways of venting impulses that would perhaps be more damaging if they were explored in first life. I am good in all those roles. I am not the one you might pick if you want prince charming to sweep you off your feet and devote his whole world to making you happy.

Single women, largely are still looking for prince charming..they want the candy and the shiny gloss, the poetry and the feet sweeping. Married women, I think appreciate more the value of the soldier-someone who is in it for the long haul.

I dunno. I can't really pretend I understand women. But this is my take on the situation.

Mulch and I do need a beer. Mulch, lets have a beer, shall we say next tuesday at the red barn, at 6:30 PM?

I think you have a pretty good grip on the married woman thing in the early paragraphs but in this one "single" could be replaced with "younger", imo. So, what about that, Jake? What's your take on why the older single women aren't keeping you unavailable and beating off the married women for you?

Btw, I found your response particularly amusing since as I read it I was enjoying a piece of Godiva which was followed with a reapplication of the shiny to my parched lips. Is my ability to provide for my own candy and shiny gloss denying me a life of "happily ever afters"?

erm... If you were were talking about married women online in SL looking for romance, then maybe. But that's not why all married women are here. Some married women are here with their husbands. Others simply enjoy the creative outlets SL can provide or just enjoy gaming. I don't think it's fair to depict all married women in SL as people out to jump someone's bone(s).

Spanking gracefully taken in exchange for offering perspective.

/me grins

So many people not asking questions .. so little time

Most Exalted Emperor,

I mean this question as no challenge to your indisputable and well enforced authority in this thread. If in Miss Margaret's words "married women find you irresistable" and you by your own admission are "good in all those roles" you believe some married women seek to fulfill in SL, why NOT play with married women? Is there some need YOU have that they don't fill?

Your humble subject,
Deb Strange

You are correct. In fact the context of the question was aimed really at people I know who are looking for romance. Many people of both Genders do not USe SL as a hook up, or they are in SL for other reasons, or with spouses. for some people SL is not really a romantic vehicle at all. But I was specifically adressing the universe of people who are here to form a connection.

So you perspective is well offered, but you will still be spanked, by Kiamat, because I need to have a male hand out the occaisional spanking, and t would make his day

Oh no! this is turning into a spanking thread... I think we need to schedule an in-game spanking party.
When are you available Jake?

In truth though, my expereince has not entirely been that its more of an older/ younger thing, and that it is more of a married/single thing. I am not drawing a conclusion, just outlining my expereince. For some reason single women find me more attractive as a friend-no matter how old they are and married women find me more attractive as a lover. In truth though, I think part of my expereince with "older" single women in SL (and I am not sure exactly where to peg the age in this regard) has been more affected by circumstances-things just did not fall into place, and I end up with amazing friends.

I think some single women over say 25 certainly do want the lost prince charming, feet sweeping romance. Others want to explore SL and don't want to be chained inot a relationship-the are comfortable with who they are and want a relationship to be a choice, and thus they are less agressive if you will.( I am not sure that is quite it) but they are mor comfortable giving space, less jealous and possesive and thus they do not beat other women away with a stick. Or they just like me because I listen and don whip my play time out and ask for cyber. Or maybe I am not agressive enough, and miss subtle hints.

No your ability to provide your own candy and shiny is not denying you a life of happy ever after at all. Those are very good qualities. perhaps its all about high heels and lingerie lol.

I was thinking about using a paddle on you colette, but now, you need the bare hand, you naughty girl.

well any night but saturday.

And this has always been a spanking thread.. its my gimmick. Besides when I have you and colette handing them out..who could resist.

Ummm...I could?

-Kiamat Dusk

well part of is that once you establish your self as a man of honor and decency, being the back door bad boy sort of tarnishes the image. Thus really if I were willing to simply fool around with married women because SL is SL and RL is RL, then I would be a Cad, and well part of the reason I am trusted is that I am not a cad..thus its a catch 22.

Another part of it, and perhaps the biggest part of it, is that I am not a person who looks at online realtionships as meaningless. Anything that I invest time and attention to, is not meaningless. I am also, due to one of the tragedies of life, single. So any realtionship with me carried the possibility of becomeing something deeper.

Its not that I am looking for a relationship, its just that If one developes I do not want to lose the opportunity because I am fooling around with someone married. By and large married women would not want to leave thier husbands for me, and I do not want to be the person who seduces them away.

But nor am I a stable pony, and my expereince with married women online (not just in SL) is that things go swimmingly while I am only with them..but when I long on and say "I have met someone, things get complicated"

The problem really with married women, for me, is that I am always going to be second plce in thier lives, and I am not a stable pony. I don't do second place. So why invest time being second place, when I could invest time being first place with someone else.

Also relationships, I hae found are slow for me..they tend to sputter and and start because I am not always shure that i am exactly what somone wants. Married women by and large do not have the patience to allow me my space and let the thing grow..they usually have thier soul mate already. Again I am not willing to compromise what I am looking for just for being "attached."

I don't play SL to be in a relationship, so I feel no need to rush. If it happens it will happen and ultimately it will take me by suprise I am sure. thus I do not always have the availability emotionally or otherwise to maximise on those few short times when I am not competeing with RL husbands for attention.

And finally..while playing another game, a true rpg, I was told that a husband understood that in game was in game and that it was about characters and not players. In fact it truly was a relationship of characters, and not players. Also, in fact, it was not cool with the husband, and a retraining order, email, screen name, leaving that game, changing home phone numbers and cell phone number, I finally got the jealouns husband to a point wher ehe could not threaten me any more.

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Not if you were in my shoes.

Yanno, I don't think I could even *afford* your shoes?

-Kiamat Dusk

Johnston and Murphy makes awesome shoes, and they are not that expensive, espcially on sale. And I don't buy shoes from any where else any more.

Say Jake, how about single men who like to be women? Especially those who are both available and attracted to you? *giggles*

yeah, yeah, I know... not gonna happen

Well I am not really wired for guys. Though I thought ru pauls was fuckig sexy as hell. In truth, If I were gay, I would be more drawn to the men who are guys. I dunno, If I were gonna be gay, I could be very gay for DMX.

In truth though, if a single man who likes to be women, and who was available and was attracted to me, well I would consider that an honor and among the best compliments I have ever been given.

You know, one thing that sort of gets lost in the whole relationship discussion is that I have been blessed with a lot of freinds in second life, and I have connected with some very amazing and special people. Just because a relationship is not romantic does not mean it is not amazing and special and important. There are people who may not hve heard from me in months because I am distracted or whatever, but i would still drop everything if that needed me, and I know they would be there for me.

One thing about freinds and trust is knowing that you can do your thing and still find they are there for you.

as far as romance..well i have always sort of found love to be the rock that trips me whenI am looking into the stars.

1. Just Zen.

2. Because its irish

3. because they are english, liked the english or did not like the americans

This is a tough one....I just moved and am in the middle of unpacking everything. Guess what? I can't find my dinnerplates. Any ideas where they might be?

/112/9f/108615/1.html as noted on this link Starax needs some help.

Can you help please...... If I read another post on that thread I will be fired for spewing Coke all over my Monitor.