Ask Jake Anything

Well I never really have a happy christmas, because its just they day before they day before my birthday. However, I am having a happy birthday and thust the holiday season is a good one.

I wish a very happy holidays to all my loyal readers, and keep your questions coming in the new year.

The real question is does this egg count as the first chicken egg, or was it the egg of the species that mutated into the chicken and the first chicken egg was laid by the first mutated thing/chicken thus making it the chicken that came first.

That and at what point did the mutation become chicken as it was probably a slow evolution first loosing teeth and developing a beak, then scales becoming feathers, and then forearms becoming wings.

1. In my case a chicken egged is defined as such because it gives birth to a chicken. Yes the first chicken egg was not laid by what is technically a chicken, but what is techinically a chicken came from an egg, and thus the egg was first.

2. it became a chciken at the point it made an evoloutionary divergence from the proto-chicken that brought it into conformity with the speices we now regard as the modern chicken.

The real question is Origianl Recipie or Extra-crispy?

Extra Crispy

What? No question? Just because its my birthday nd I am feeling generous does not mean the rules don't apply. Felicity will spank you now -because its my birthday and I am generous!

Jake,

Why am I in such a pissy mood?

GL

Ooooo I get to spank hehehe.

Dear Jake,

while admiring myself in a mirror from a foot away, do I see me as other people see me from a foot away, or as the they do from two?

Thank you for your time.

Because you are a sane and reasonable person observing the naked commerciality of these artificial holidays with false promises of good cheer, and you look for and ounce of empirical evidence in support of a scintila of integrity int he modern world. Being sane, reasonable and practical, you conclude this does not exist, and thus the only reasonble reaction is to be in a pissy mood.

to look on the brightside requires a leap of faith, and the courage to carry the latern of truth to the dimmest corners. To be an optimist is to piss in the wind of reason. Yet to be in a good mood is also as simple as to consider all of life, good and bad, then consider the alternative.

Ultimately, despite our moods, we live our lives in hope: we pray that each day we wake up will be better than the last, no matter how good or bad that last one was.

And get spanked, you of all people know the rules here. No question = Spanking.

You never see yourself as other people do, you don't even see yourself as you think you do. The hardest task to set before yourself is to stand in a mirror and see who you are.
As the man said, the fisrt step to knowing who you are is to get rid of the notion that the self is a litttle man residing inside your head that makes your body go.

Can I go back an edit my response with a question now?
Wait a second, maybe I do want to get spanked.
May I have another please?

Two feet away. It's the same reason there are mirrors reflecting the letter board back and forth across the room in an optomitrist's office. the 20 in 20/20 refers to 20 feet and since the room isn't 20 feet long, by bouncing it down the length of the room once or twice, you see it as if from 20 feet.

Rickard, your answer is interesting, and is one version of correct. However, this forum is ask Jake Anything. Therefore people what my answers. In the past other shave started thier own forums for such things.

However, I am generous and I will allow you to answer or comment as you like, just so long as each post contains a question for me.

Accordingly you will be spanked again by Felicity.

No editing,
and yes you may have anothe spanking. It is much easier just to ask than to break the rules.

heh, oops, dang, Felicity owes me 2 o.O. What is the atomic weight of Boron?

10.81

Why is my job so freak'n boring???

Because you get paid to do it. If it weren't boring you would pay them and it would be called second life.

I am supposed to be getting payment for this job?

Second Life isn't a job?

For the position of beta-tester for the second life platform, you do not get paid, ou pay and help iron out the kinks until the platform can be perfected.

No, its a platform.

Jake,

Why did this thread get burried?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


respectfully,

OK