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I can't make not even 50 lindens a day
Raymond Figtree
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08-03-2007 16:23
From: Brenda Connolly
Ok..fess up. Whose alts are these two? Har? Figtree?
I wish I was this creative. Genius I tell you. Pure genius.
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Nika Talaj
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08-03-2007 16:24
ROFL!!
/me makes a note to send Edy L$50 for starting this most excellent thread, lol, new career as an oblivious satirist hon.

Maybe copy the style of a self-aware satirist next time:
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Alyx Sands
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08-03-2007 16:33
From: White Hyacinth
Aha, I see, I am selling the wrong flags, I only have the English flag and the Union Jack, no Welsch flag yet, nor a Scottish flag. That must be the reason I am not rich yet...

But I have the same experience: I don't often sell something and I am certainly not going to get rich. But it feels sooo good if someone is interested in something you have built that he is willing to pay a few pennies for it. That feeling is worth a lot of Dollars :)


Exactly-I made me happy, because it IS a niche product, not many people would need a Welsh flag (I actually made it for myself to put on my house first and then decided I could as well sell it)...

@Aimee: Ah, that was it.....now can I make L$ 50 by handing you over to the authorities? ;)
Object Pascale
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08-03-2007 16:34
From: Aimee Weber
Hmm. "Potty Fraud" definitely needs adding to this rap sheet. :D
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Alyx Sands
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08-03-2007 16:36
From: Object Pascale
Hmm. "Potty Fraud" definitely needs adding to this rap sheet. :D


Oh....a Ponzi Potty Scheme! Make fifty bucks real quick! :D
Wilhelm Neumann
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08-03-2007 16:37
From: Alyx Sands
Oh....a Ponzi Potty Scheme! Make fifty bucks real quick! :D


Potty pyramid scheme?
Raymond Figtree
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08-03-2007 16:37
Last avatar in before the lock gets L$50.*












*sorry, OP not eligible.
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Raynor Hammerer
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08-03-2007 16:38
From: Brenda Connolly
With Raspberry and Lemon? :cool:


'Fraid not ...
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08-03-2007 16:39
From: Alyx Sands
Oh....a Ponzi Potty Scheme! Make fifty bucks real quick! :D
Old investors get paid by new investors......right?
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Alyx Sands
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08-03-2007 16:39
From: Wilhelm Neumann
Potty pyramid scheme?

...pyramid potties? :D

Hey, I want those fifty Linden bucks!
Teeny Leviathan
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08-03-2007 16:41
I don't have a damn thing to say. I'm posting because I just wanna belong. All the other cool kids posted here...
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Raynor Hammerer
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08-03-2007 16:44
AND you were hoping for the 50 lindens, admit it.
Cristalle Karami
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08-03-2007 16:44
This is why camping is popular. Who turns down free money?
Raudf Fox
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08-03-2007 16:52
From: Cristalle Karami
This is why camping is popular. Who turns down free money?


Not to mention free money and not even having to be at the keyboard!
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08-03-2007 16:56
From: Raudf Fox
Not to mention free money and not even having to be at the keyboard!

Are we there yet?
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08-03-2007 16:56
From: Ann Launay



LOL...I can haz a cookie? *mew & head bonk*
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Raymond Figtree
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08-03-2007 16:56
EDY: Ah. I'd like to have a resident answer, please.
AIMEE: Certainly sir. Have you been here before?
EDY: No, I haven't, this is my first time.
AIMEE: I see. Well, do you want to have just one answer, or were you thinking of getting flamed relentlessly?
EDY: Well, what is the cost?
AIMEE: Well, It's L$50 for a real answer, but only L$300 for a course of sarcastic flames at your expense.
EDY: Well, I think it would be best if I perhaps started off with just the one and then see how it goes.
AIMEE: Fine. Well, I'll see who's free at the moment.
Pause
AIMEE: Mr. Figtree's free, but he's a little bit conciliatory.
Ahh yes, Try Ms. Connolly; room 12.
EDY: Thank you.

(Walks down the hall. Opens door.)

E.D.: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
EDY: Well, I was told outside that...
E.D.: Don't give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings!
EDY: What?
E.D.: Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, maloderous, pervert!!!
EDY: Look, I CAME HERE FOR AN ANSWER, I'm not going to just stand...!!
E.D.: OH, oh I'm sorry, but this is abuse.
EDY: Oh, I see, well, that explains it.
E.D.: Ah yes, you want room 12A, Just along the corridor.
EDY: Oh, Thank you very much. Sorry.
E.D.: Not at all.
EDY: Thank You.
(Under his breath) Stupid git!!

(Walk down the corridor)
EDY: (Knock)
BRENDA: Come in.
EDY: Ah, Is this the right room for an answer?
BRENDA: I told you once.
EDY: No you haven't.
BRENDA: Yes I have.
EDY: When?
BRENDA: Just now.
EDY: No you didn't.
BRENDA: Yes I did.
EDY: You didn't
BRENDA: I did!
EDY: You didn't!
BRENDA: I'm telling you I did!
EDY: You did not!!
BRENDA: Oh, I'm sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute answer or the full half hour?
EDY: Oh, just the five minutes.
BRENDA: Ah, thank you. Anyway, I did.
EDY: You most certainly did not.
BRENDA: Look, let's get this thing clear; I quite definitely told you.
EDY: No you did not.
BRENDA: Yes I did.
EDY: No you didn't.
BRENDA: Yes I did.
EDY: No you didn't.
BRENDA: Yes I did.
EDY: No you didn't.
BRENDA: Yes I did.
EDY: You didn't.
BRENDA: Did.
EDY: Oh look, this isn't an answer.
BRENDA: Yes it is.
EDY: No it isn't. It's just contradiction.
BRENDA: No it isn't.
EDY: It is!
BRENDA: It is not.
EDY: Look, you just contradicted me.
BRENDA: I did not.
EDY: Oh you did!!
BRENDA: No, no, no.
EDY: You did just then.
BRENDA: Nonsense!
EDY: Oh, this is futile!
BRENDA: No it isn't.
EDY: I came here for a good answer. And possibly L$50.
BRENDA: No you didn't; no, you came here to get flamed.
EDY: An answer isn't just sarcasm.
BRENDA: It can be.
EDY: No it can't. An answer is a spoken or written reply or response to a question.
BRENDA: No it isn't.
EDY: Yes it is! It's not just flaming.
BRENDA: Look, if I answer you, it might not be the answer you like.
EDY: Yes, but that's not just saying 'No it isn't.'
BRENDA: Yes it is!
EDY: No it isn't!

BRENDA: Yes it is!
EDY: Answering is an intellectual process. Flaming is just belittling any statement the other person makes.
(short pause)
BRENDA: No it isn't.
EDY: It is.
BRENDA: Not at all.
EDY: Now look.
BRENDA: (Rings bell) Good Morning.
EDY: What?
BRENDA: That's it. Good morning.
EDY: I was just getting interested.
BRENDA: Sorry, the five minutes is up.
EDY: That was never five minutes!
BRENDA: I'm afraid it was.
EDY: It wasn't.
Pause
BRENDA: I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to answer anymore.
EDY: What?!
BRENDA: If you want me to go on answering, you'll have to pay for another five minutes.
EDY: Yes, but that was never five minutes, just now. Oh come on!
BRENDA: (Hums)
EDY: Look, this is ridiculous.
BRENDA: I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to answer unless you've paid!
EDY: Oh, all right.
(pays L$50)
BRENDA: Thank you.
short pause
EDY: Well?
BRENDA: Well what?
EDY: That wasn't really five minutes, just now.
BRENDA: I told you, I'm not allowed to answer unless you've paid.
EDY: I just paid!
BRENDA: No you didn't.
EDY: I DID!
BRENDA: No you didn't.
EDY: Look, I don't want an answer about that.
BRENDA: Well, you didn't pay.
EDY: Aha. If I didn't pay, why are you answering? I Got you!
BRENDA: No you haven't.
EDY: Yes I have. If you're replying, I must have paid.
BRENDA: Not necessarily. I could be trolling in my spare time.
EDY: Oh I've had enough of this.
BRENDA: No you haven't.
EDY: Oh Shut up.
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Alicia Sautereau
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08-03-2007 16:56
sploders... use a ginko ATM, besides, u get free campers and don`t have to pay L$50!

aww, poor edy... he`ll have a post formatic stress disorder for years to come :D
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Alyx Sands
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08-03-2007 16:58
@Raymond: SHIT, man, you've DONE it-my weekly "spurt tea through nose"-moment.... :D
Alicia Sautereau
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08-03-2007 17:00
From: Raymond Figtree
...

ROTFLMFAS :D :D :D
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08-03-2007 17:00
From: Solanghe Sarlo
LOL...I can haz a cookie? *mew & head bonk*


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Congratulations and shame on you! You are a bit of a slut.
Raudf Fox
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08-03-2007 17:01
From: Alyx Sands
Are we there yet?


I dunno.. I got lost a while back and ain't found myself yet.
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Raymond Figtree
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08-03-2007 17:02
From: Alyx Sands
@Raymond: SHIT, man, you've DONE it-my weekly "spurt tea through nose"-moment.... :D
:D IBIGB*





*In before I get banned
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Alyx Sands
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08-03-2007 17:09
From: Raymond Figtree
:D IBIGB*





*In before I get banned


Awwww. why would anyone do that? *cleans keyboard*

...even though you used broadly offensive swear words there, mate!
Raymond Figtree
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08-03-2007 17:12
From: Alyx Sands
Awwww. why would anyone do that? *cleans keyboard*

...even though you used broadly offensive swear words there, mate!
I got AR'ed for trolling with a parody post. Seems someone doesn't like my occasional attempts at humor in between my attempts to be helpful. But it wasn't even trolling.

S: yes it was.

R: No it wasn't.
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