I can't make not even 50 lindens a day
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Alyx Sands
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08-03-2007 17:16
From: Raymond Figtree I got AR'ed for trolling with a parody post. Seems someone doesn't like my occasional attempts at humor in between my attempts to be helpful. But it wasn't even trolling.
S: yes it was.
R: No it wasn't. Seriously? wow, some people DO lack a humour gene, as I've said a while ago....
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Annabelle Babii
Unholier than thou
Join date: 2 Jun 2007
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08-03-2007 17:18
From: Raymond Figtree EDY: Ah. I'd like to have a resident answer, please. AIMEE: Certainly sir. Have you been here before? EDY: No, I haven't, this is my first time. <snip> EDY: Yes I have. If you're replying, I must have paid. BRENDA: Not necessarily. I could be trolling in my spare time. EDY: Oh I've had enough of this. BRENDA: No you haven't. EDY: Oh Shut up. Best. Adaptation. Ever.
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Alyx Sands
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08-03-2007 17:19
From: Annabelle Babii Best. Adaptation. Ever. That's what I thought-that's not trolling, it's a work of art.
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Wilhelm Neumann
Runs with Crayons
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08-03-2007 17:19
From: Alyx Sands Seriously? wow, some people DO lack a humour gene, as I've said a while ago.... maybe its the 50L reward for last in before the lock and the O.P. is not eligeable? (okay i'm grasping at straws but in all the noise in this thread I can't see any other logic to it? twas pretty funny and I cut and pasted it for later umm musings lol )
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Zaphod Kotobide
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08-03-2007 17:20
Ray Brilliant adaptation. Thanks for taking the time to do it. What would you have done if, after all that work, you got 'round to posting, and the thread was locked? 
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Alyx Sands
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08-03-2007 17:22
From: Wilhelm Neumann maybe its the 50L reward for last in before the lock and the O.P. is not eligeable? (okay i'm grasping at straws but in all the noise in this thread I can't see any other logic to it? twas pretty funny and I cut and pasted it for later umm musings lol ) Admit it, you want to blackmail....someone... 
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Annabelle Babii
Unholier than thou
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08-03-2007 17:22
And now for something completely different; a man with a tape recorder up his nose.
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Wilhelm Neumann
Runs with Crayons
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08-03-2007 17:23
From: Alyx Sands Admit it, you want to blackmail....someone...  ^^ I have hobbies too 
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Teeny Leviathan
Never started World War 3
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08-03-2007 17:24
From: Annabelle Babii And now for something completely different; a man with a tape recorder up his nose. I was expecting a man with 3 buttocks. What a letdown.
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Raymond Figtree
Gone, avi, gone
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08-03-2007 17:25
From: Zaphod Kotobide Ray Brilliant adaptation. Thanks for taking the time to do it. What would you have done if, after all that work, you got 'round to posting, and the thread was locked?  I was a bit worried but was thinking that since it hadn't been locked already I had a good shot. I certainly wouldn't have started a new thread to post it. That would just be wrong. 
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Alyx Sands
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08-03-2007 17:36
Can i have....Tiddles the Flying Cat? 
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Johan Durant
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08-03-2007 17:41
From: Johan Durant Thanks for the abuse man! It's too bad that old Monty Python sketch isn't real, because you would be rolling in dough. From: Raymond Figtree steals my thunder *sniff*
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Ann Launay
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08-03-2007 17:44
From: Alyx Sands Can i have....Tiddles the Flying Cat?  
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~Now Trout Re-Re-Re-Certified!~ From: someone I am bumping you to an 8.5 on the Official Trout Measuring Instrument of Sluttiness. You are an enigma - on the one hand a sweet, gentle, intelligent woman who we would like to wrap up in our arms and protect, and on the other, a temptress to whom we would like to do all sorts of unmentionable things.
Congratulations and shame on you! You are a bit of a slut.
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Solanghe Sarlo
Gypsy Free Thinker
Join date: 19 Jul 2006
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couldn't have said it better....
08-03-2007 17:44
From: Trout Recreant
Seriously, I can't build worth a damn (I'm working on it, but I'm still pretty new). I can't script, I have no fashion sense, I'm male and really not interested in being a gay escort, and I have no legitimate marketable skills. How did I amass a fortune worth nearly $40.00 US? Easy. Mr. VISA. Hit a couple buttons and BOOM! Plenty of Lindens for buying stuff, and generally enjoying life. If you really want to treat SL like a game, then buy the game. I paid $50.00 for F.E.A.R. when it came out and $20.00 for the expansion. I thoroughly enjoyed both. $70.00 invested in SL will get you around 18,000L. That's more than you need to get a good start by about 17,000L.
I don't think SL is a game, but seriously, as one noob to another, forget about making a fortune. Shell out a couple bucks and you'll have plenty of Lindens to get some cool stuff and look good. Then find some friends and hang out with them. I've met some really cool people and had more fun on SL for free than I have had paying for stuff.
OTOH, my hair is awesome. Except when it's stuck to my butt - then it's just weird.
Trout, you are my new hero. How eloquent, how succinct, how sensible. Thank you. To the OP, (whatever your name is) listen: I've been in SL for two years, one year as Sol, one year as another Avi, may she rest in peace. I only JUST opened a business during the last 4 months. I resale other people's beautiful creations because I have no skills and no desire to learn any...too lazy. I make about enough to cover my shopping addiction, and that is after a significant investment on my part (building, decor, etc.). That's it. I'm not getting rich or even well to do. It's about the fun of it. The Lindens I make are just icing. Also, I made the mistake of making my shop so damn cozy that I've been told by more than one customer that they come there to just hang out on the patio and listen to the music. Most don't buy a damn thing.  Not my intention when I started but whatever. Such as it is, it's mine. So, just to echo what everyone else has pretty much said: Chill out and learn the ins and outs of SL before you try to become the next SL millionaire. Pffffffffffft. *bows and exits to the left*
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Alyx Sands
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08-03-2007 17:46
Awwww, thank you!!!! *time to go roll about in catnip now I guess...* 
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Solanghe Sarlo
Gypsy Free Thinker
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08-03-2007 17:47
From: Aimee Weber Agreed.  Ok, Aimee. I was a fan before but after seeing that photo, I now think I love you.  That is too funny/cute/slightly disturbing.
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Bodhisatva Paperclip
Tip: Savor pie, bald chap
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08-03-2007 17:56
Are you all still here? Wow! I'm sitting enjoying a bottle of tempranillo with my own Welsh...oh...you said fLag...never mind. Figtree, you're really something. OP, contact me in world some time, no lie and we'll get you fixed right up.
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Zaphod Kotobide
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08-03-2007 17:58
I just paid Edy L$50.
Seriously.
I needed this thread after this week.
Thank you Edy.
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Raymond Figtree
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08-03-2007 18:00
From: Johan Durant Originally Posted by Johan Durant Thanks for the abuse man! It's too bad that old Monty Python sketch isn't real, because you would be rolling in dough.
Originally Posted by Raymond Figtree steals my thunder
*sniff* I just paid you L$50 in-world for being the inspiration!
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Solanghe Sarlo
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08-03-2007 18:10
kthx! *pounce!* munch munch
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Oryx Tempel
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08-03-2007 18:16
From: Teeny Leviathan I was expecting a man with 3 buttocks. What a letdown. I was expecting a man with his hair up his butt... that's more interesting! 
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Siobhan OFlynn
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08-03-2007 18:17
I have nothing to add, I just wanted to be included in this thread. 
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From: Starax Statosky Absolute freedom is heavenly. I'm sure they don't have a police force and resmods in heaven. From: pandastrong Fairplay omgeveryonegetoutofmythreadrightnowican'ttakeit From: Soleil Mirabeau I'll miss all of you assholes. 
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Zaphod Kotobide
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08-03-2007 18:25
It's important that we maintain an all-inclusive discussion. This is a discussion, right? From: Siobhan OFlynn I have nothing to add, I just wanted to be included in this thread. 
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Maxx Something
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08-03-2007 18:30
From: Edy Woodget I think SL is shit is unfair we all have to waste a lot to do something and in most cases we do 0 yes after I wasted 3000, no nice jobs lot of sex , hippie shit that doesn't work and lot of no good companies that use some piramid system.
After trying to run 3 shops 1 at a time I realised sl sucks offers nothing free all free is useless as we can't sell in sanboxes so we have to waste in uploads , and making pictured boxes as all is low in prims and as we know we all want money but don't want to waste money so SL is failing.
As last try b4 i kill myself i do I tryed to make a group where we all pay to join and the money goes for renting land for all member of group so they can sell after they build without wasting lindens in rents and uploads to each product.
Please help me to get my goal im very unhappy.
Group: Build and Sell Yard
Edy Woodget go back to real life nub
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Raymond Figtree
Gone, avi, gone
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08-03-2007 18:32
From: Maxx Something go back to real life nub A new bar has been set for those of us constructing witty retorts.
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