Friends With Benefits

/me slings an apple crumble a la mode onto the table, while cracking her chewing gum.



All I can say is that the tips better make this worthwhile. I ain't working in this dump for the joys of the social interaction.

Could I get a sprinkle of cinnamon, please?

If looks could kill . . . you'd surely be a featured part of tomorrow's "Blue Plate Special" here . . .

So no cinnamon?

You want wha??? Sorry, hun, we don't do cinnamon.

omg, Love and Scylla...I can't tell you how hard I'm laughing here at my desk!!!

I would like to speak with the manager, please.

HEY WALLY!!!!!!!

Sorry, I think he's out "managin' conversations" or somethin' at the mo.

Alright fine!

*pauses*

Actually, I think I will go with the whipped cream, after all.

One of the greatest scenes in film history.

That we have . . .

Yes! And I just squirm in my seat with embarrassment every time I see it . . .

omg, Scylla. I am sharing your brain today. While the image was loading, I thought "Herb Alpert"....

Great minds . . .

Or, is it fools seldom differ?

What am I going to do with you?

Now I wish I'd just ordered the pie.

Better be careful. Don't want to be caught having fun in this thread. You'll be called Lame.

oh my, I'll have that please... do you deliver? =)

Jig's been quite philosophical of late.

SL, friends with bennies, 1960s free love all over again, minus the need for showering.

I hope I am phillsopholic in my threads. There is not so much a need for showering as a need to declare a great place to wet and damp your hair is the kitchen sink. I need a kitchen sink tap - one of those high kinda ones - in my bathroom. Then I can damp my hair.

I dont wash my entire head everyday. I'm an English girl. I think hair always looks better the next day. I also dont comb my hair for at least 45 minutes after I wake up. It's much better for the hair.

Ok. First off, "Friends With Benefits".. I do not think it means, what you think it means. What you are describing is being a whore (don't like that? too bad, it is what it is.). Friends with benefits are friends (duh) that you have some physical relations with, not for money, or concert tickets, or a better cubicle in the office, but because you are friends.

This post disturbs me just because it continues on the wholey annoying "I am Jig and I am going to do whatever I want no matter how distasteful and then tell everyone about it" theme. Just like how you can't stand kids, in RL or SL, how anything other than a human av is so very below you (shown even recently when you were talking about squishing tinies), etc, etc. You seem to think you're all grown up (cause you can haz de secks) while being so very, very immature. Please.. Stop with all the nonsense psudo-psychological posts. You're really not doing yourself any favors. You have serious issues. For real. Are you really that obsessed with sex? Might wanna get some counciling about that.

"I'm always looking for a new horizon line in terms of relationships and lovers - are you?" Rofl. No. Why should I be? I'm more than fulfilled in my current relationship. Why aren't you? Your man not good enough? Or are you not good enough to get a man that good? (might have something to do with being a bit on the loose side)

Why do "we need new and exciting ways to explore each other"? Is that all SL is to you? Just one big sexfest? Gads.. you're like the party chick at work that can't get guys to like her by any other means than to sleep with them, then they still don't like her and tell jokes about her behind her back and talk about how nasty she really is. The town bike. Everybodies had a ride.

I disagree... whores get paid.

Jesus . . .

Judgmental much, Haldir? Jig not quite up to the standards of your 1950s-vintage moral code? Do you think she's a "slut"? Pissed because she's the one at the Sock-Hop making out with the boys, instead of working hard to find herself a "good man"? I bet she was smoking out there behind the boy's washroom too! How scandalous that she's just not that interested in Biff, Happy, or Wally, eh?

Or maybe even the 50s is a bit too "loose" for your taste: perhaps Jig should have a big red "A" emblazoned on her blouse?

I'm not sure whether you are suggesting that Jig is too judgmental, or implying that she could learn how to do it properly from you . . .

Sometimes, especially to those that beg to be judged.


Lol. She's not up to the standards of ANY moral code... unless maybe it's some mud hut tribal village somewhere.


Why yes, yes I do. Thanks for asking and glad I could help you with that.


No, that has no bearing on my stark dislike of her one bit. That would be teenage years which she emphatically denies she is. There's a difference between fooling around with the boys you're around when you're very young, and continuing that behaviour 10+ years later. Oh, I must also correct you because apparently she's got quite a thing for Mr. Happy.


Yeah.. Hypocritical much Scylla? (see whut I did thar?)