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Conan Godwin
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09-20-2008 12:07
From: Daros Jewell *quoting Mister Poifekt: ((Though most men like large breasts, I don't. The larger the breasts, the more I'm turned off romantically.))
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Hrmm. You know, I've never actually SEEN a man driven stark slack-jawed hair-eating crap-throwing gibbering insane by his repressed homosexual urges before, but now at least I can say I've definitely read the want ad of one. Did you see the bit where he says his ideal woman should have atleast a 7" penis? Preferably cut.
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Brenda Connolly
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09-20-2008 12:09
From: Conan Godwin In his defence, I'm sure I read that he was married for 20 years. OK, but he probably kept her chained up in the basement, so he still saved a lot of money.
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Conan Godwin
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09-20-2008 12:11
From: Brenda Connolly OK, but he probably kept her chained up in the basement, so he still saved a lot of money. That sounds....prudent.
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Daros Jewell
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09-20-2008 12:17
quoting Mistah Poifekshun again: ((I am very picky, so the advantage of NOT being desperate enables me to wait, even a long time, to find the one right for me. I may find her soon, or it may take months or even years. Rest assured, I'll be here looking until I find her.))
Or until the grave. I'm betting on grave. Anyone? Grave?
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Conan Godwin
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09-20-2008 12:19
From: Daros Jewell quoting Mistah Poifekshun again: ((I am very picky, so the advantage of NOT being desperate enables me to wait, even a long time, to find the one right for me. I may find her soon, or it may take months or even years. Rest assured, I'll be here looking until I find her.))
Or until the grave. I'm betting on grave. Anyone? Grave? Grave or Thailand. One of the two.
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09-20-2008 12:27
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Conan Godwin
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09-20-2008 12:33
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Vampaerus Wysznik
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09-20-2008 12:42
From: Daros Jewell *quoting Mister Poifekt: ((Though most men like large breasts, I don't. The larger the breasts, the more I'm turned off romantically.)) He's not homo, he likes ***girls*** remember. I think there was a typo, he's looking for someone between 14 and 29. An 29 only insomuch as they still look 14. From: Brenda Connolly You know......This could be a good opportunity for a woman with the right skill sets. 53 years old, never married, probably hasn't dated much. He could have a tidy sum in the bank..or stashed in coffee cans in the closet next to his shotguns and landmines. Once you are all married up, all she has to do is add a little something extra to his bologna on white bread with mayo sandwiches each day, and in a few months........off to he covered that in the "Inheritance" clause. said wife will live comfortably until her own death at which point it transfers to their (assumed) mutual inheritors. So she needs to be good breeding stock too it seems. From: Kit Namanari Sadly, there's probably someone out there that this describes... True. Western TX might be a good hunting ground. But sadly for the big guy, any doormat, uhm I mean woman, who would fit his criteria would never undertake a task so daunting as to learn how to operate a computer. That's men's work.
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Vampaerus Wysznik
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09-20-2008 12:44
Ah yes, "Mr. Perfect". Where is he now. He didn't retire to Sacramento by any chance???
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Jesse Barnett
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09-20-2008 13:10
This one was too good not to pass on: /327/56/279985/2.html#post2154570 I actually feel kind of bad using it in my sig now. Soft replied to my exploit filing within 5 minutes and went to the extra trouble of replying to the forum but WOW what a mistake for a 1st post to the forums!!! Still love you thou Soft!!!!
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Vampaerus Wysznik
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09-20-2008 13:22
From: Conan Godwin In his defence, I'm sure I read that he was married for 20 years. From: Mr Perfect I was married once, 20 plus years. I haven't kissed a girl since being divorced over three years ago. hrm, divorced eh? Not normal for such a Godly man. I think that explains alot of the women who don't put out are to be blamed for everything angle. It's all her fault they're divorced. His get out of hell free card is still safe. 
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Daros Jewell
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09-20-2008 13:31
From: Vampaerus Wysznik hrm, divorced eh? Not normal for such a Godly man. I think that explains alot of the women who don't put out are to be blamed for everything angle. It's all her fault they're divorced. His get out of hell free card is still safe. Did you read this part? (((Wives who have become whores are under the unmistaken belief that they share no culpability for their husband's unfaithfulness. It was the wife's unfaithfulness to her husband, by breach of contract, that was the catalyst for her husband's unfaithfulness, and God holds her more accountable than He holds her husband, who has unconditional and unrestricted right to her sexually.))) I mean, if he was talking about his wife REALLY becoming a whore, that's one thing. But what he considers a whore is a wife who asks for, well, anything. Like air. It must be nice to be in his head. He can do anything he wants, and some woman is always to blame. Also, his use of the word "unmistaken" here is funny.  |
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Conan Godwin
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09-20-2008 13:38
From: Daros Jewell Did you read this part? (((Wives who have become whores are under the unmistaken belief that they share no culpability for their husband's unfaithfulness. It was the wife's unfaithfulness to her husband, by breach of contract, that was the catalyst for her husband's unfaithfulness, and God holds her more accountable than He holds her husband, who has unconditional and unrestricted right to her sexually.))) I mean, if he was talking about his wife REALLY becoming a whore, that's one thing. But what he considers a whore is a wife who asks for, well, anything. Like air. It must be nice to be in his head. He can do anything he wants, and some woman is always to blame. Also, his use of the word "unmistaken" here is funny. I let my other half have air. Not to allow that would just be barbaric - as well as severely inhibiting her ability to perform her wifely duties. There was once a time when it would be expected for a well-to-do man to have a mistress; and most wives secretly approved of it too. It mean't that their husband was out of the way for a good portion of the day. Everyone came out a winner. What was frowned upon was being indiscrete about it. Those were more civilized times. Times when a man could legally kill another man over an insult, provided proper etiquette was followed and duel formally declared.
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Vampaerus Wysznik
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09-20-2008 13:41
From: Daros Jewell Also, his use of the word "unmistaken" here is funny. ooh, I did miss that word. Good catch.
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Amaranthim Talon
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09-20-2008 15:24
I find it amazing any of you actually read the manifesto of a madman... though it was good for giggles, it dozed off after the first couple of paragraphs..
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LittleMe Jewell
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09-20-2008 15:43
From: Amaranthim Talon I find it amazing any of you actually read the manifesto of a madman... though it was good for giggles, it dozed off after the first couple of paragraphs.. I'm afraid I must admit to the unforgivable sin of simply skimming most of it. I do realize that this admission will make me unsuitable for him and my heart truly breaks at the thought. /me wanders off to the corner to quietly throw up.
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Vampaerus Wysznik
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09-20-2008 15:54
From: Amaranthim Talon I find it amazing any of you actually read the manifesto of a madman... though it was good for giggles, it dozed off after the first couple of paragraphs.. I have a personal interest in keeping tabs on these Later Day nutjobs. (which is to say specifically nutjobs that just happen to be of the Later Day variety, not that all Later Days are nutjobs). Due to their somewhat reclusive/anti-technology tendencies, a public sample such as this one is rare.
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09-20-2008 16:14
From: LittleMe Jewell I actually dressed up for Pirate day yesterday:  Nice thighs to slap! Pep (That is what all the pirates I have ever seen do with their thighs!)
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09-20-2008 16:37
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Maggie McArdle
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09-20-2008 17:56
From: Vampaerus Wysznik Ah yes, "Mr. Perfect". Where is he now. He didn't retire to Sacramento by any chance??? He passed away i think
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Jesse Barnett
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09-20-2008 18:11
From: Maggie McArdle He passed away i think Hopefully by now he has finally come out of the closet and is in a leather bar in San Francisco.
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3Ring Binder
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09-20-2008 18:11
so THAT's what's been keeping Mac out of these forums... hmph! guess i'm out: From: someone 14. You are looking for a well to do man who will provide you with a life of little work and lots of leisure and play. I am not looking for a whore, I am not a "Sugar Daddy". All girls seeking a "Sugar Daddy" are whores.
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Vampaerus Wysznik
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09-20-2008 18:22
From: Maggie McArdle He passed away i think  oops, so he did. From: wiki Curtis Michael "Curt" Hennig (March 28, 1958[2] – February 10, 2003), also known by the ring name Mr. Perfect... cocaine OD 
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09-20-2008 18:31
From: Brenda Connolly You know......This could be a good opportunity for a woman with the right skill sets. 53 years old, never married, probably hasn't dated much. He could have a tidy sum in the bank..or stashed in coffee cans in the closet next to his shotguns and landmines. Once you are all married up, all she has to do is add a little something extra to his bologna on white bread with mayo sandwiches each day, and in a few months........off to Hawaii!: i'm not Mr Right, but will you marry me?  |
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09-20-2008 18:39
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/FD is definitely not Mr Right or Mr Right now, not wealthy, well endowed or any other quality that might consider him sexy and right.
I am polite, grumpy gentleman that could fit great as Mr. Guy Friend, or Mr. Totally Wrong for anyone with hormones and high standards.
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