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Brenda Connolly
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09-19-2008 21:36
Ok Girls...for those of us still seeking Mr Right, take a look at this bundle of love. Just remember...I saw him first.

http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-.qtJYXA8eqhltjrW6Xuq.KvKoh4OE6UF
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Captain Sam Kidd
09-19-2008 21:47
we had busy parents...err busy Dad anyway. Prolly a bloody pirate with a wench in every port...
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Yosef Okelly
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09-19-2008 21:50
From: LittleMe Jewell
A funny sent to me:


_Quote for the day:_

"Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So - if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit."

:D
If you give her your credit card, she'll give you a stack of bills.

I had a fortune cookie many years ago that said women are shadows. Chase them and they will flee. Flee from them and and they will follow.
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Yosef Okelly
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09-19-2008 21:57
From: Brenda Connolly
Ok Girls...for those of us still seeking Mr Right, take a look at this bundle of love. Just remember...I saw him first.

http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-.qtJYXA8eqhltjrW6Xuq.KvKoh4OE6UF

HAHAHA!!!
OMG, you found Pep's blog!


I may not be Mr Right but I'll keep you company untill he comes along.
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Brenda Connolly
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09-19-2008 21:59
From: Yosef Okelly
HAHAHA!!!
OMG, you found Pep's blog!


LOL!!

If you wish, there is a discussion on it at SLU:

http://www.sluniverse.com/php/vb/off-topic/17528-you-must-mail-order-type.html
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Lexxi Gynoid
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09-19-2008 22:58
*meows and whimpers*

missed pirate day. too busy at work to do anything on forums except that one quiz. do not get home until 1 or 2 am. Missing pirate day in SL.
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09-19-2008 23:45
From: Yosef Okelly
If you give her your credit card, she'll give you a stack of bills.

I had a fortune cookie many years ago that said women are shadows. Chase them and they will flee. Flee from them and and they will follow.
Tis true - all of the above.
:D
I once heard it said as "the best way to chase someone is to run from them";






From: Yosef Okelly
HAHAHA!!!
OMG, you found Pep's blog!
/me cleans the wine off her monitor.





From: Yosef Okelly
I may not be Mr Right but I'll keep you company untill he comes along.
It is a bit chilly here - does your 'company' service include warming the .... umm.... toes?
;)
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Gabriele Graves
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09-20-2008 00:54
From: Brenda Connolly
Ok Girls...for those of us still seeking Mr Right, take a look at this bundle of love. Just remember...I saw him first.

http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-.qtJYXA8eqhltjrW6Xuq.KvKoh4OE6UF
Good grief, this guy is going to be lonely for a very long time to come.
The part I found most funny is the bit that said he was not looking for the perfect girl lmao - if they aren't perfect after passing that list of requirements then it will be so close an makes no difference.

*shakes head in wonder*
Pserendipity Daniels
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09-20-2008 02:58
From: Yosef Okelly
OMG, you found Pep's blog!I may not be Mr Right but I'll keep you company untill he comes along.

Yosef, you are close, but no coconut! Everything else on there may be about right except I don't live in Sacramento and I quite like big breasts.

Pep (Mr *Always* Right - AND I am already married unfortunately)
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Pserendipity Daniels
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09-20-2008 03:05
From: Pserendipity Daniels
Pep (Mr *Always* Right - AND I am already married unfortunately)


PS Before anyone says it, yes, it is unfortunate for her . . .
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Maureen Boccaccio
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09-20-2008 03:22
From: Brenda Connolly
Ok Girls...for those of us still seeking Mr Right, take a look at this bundle of love. Just remember...I saw him first.

http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-.qtJYXA8eqhltjrW6Xuq.KvKoh4OE6UF


Oh, Brenda...you..you..lucky thing you...why, why, WHY didn't I see this first?!?! *sobs and shakes fist*

Some way, somehow, I will just have to content myself with knowing that I can only hope for "second-best" in life since this...paragon is taken.
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Maureen Boccaccio
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09-20-2008 03:32
From: Lexxi Gynoid
*meows and whimpers*

missed pirate day. too busy at work to do anything on forums except that one quiz. do not get home until 1 or 2 am. Missing pirate day in SL.


Sorry it was so busy, especially on a Friday!! :( AND that you missed pirate day.

But, but...the beauty of SL is that you can be a pirate today,too. :) And tomorrow. And Monday. and...

How is your arm/elbow/wrist/hand?
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Maureen Boccaccio
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09-20-2008 03:45
Oh, I just cannot stop thinking about my prince. Do you suppose he is a widower, or a divorced man?

Oh wait...he said he's from Sacramento...aren't there some northern California male threadies??? *looks around*










:D
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Skell Dagger
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09-20-2008 04:04
Translation of Mr Charmer's blog post:

Disqualification list -

From: someone
1. You were born male. It is so disgusting, the number of males that think I should be interested in them because they cross dress or had a gender changing operation. YUK!!!
Willies are dirty and disgusting, unless they're mine.

From: someone
2. Though born female, you want to be male.
See #1. Also, you're too ambitious for my liking.

From: someone
3. You think this profile is too long to read. Wait until the next revision. LOL (Laughing Out Loud)
If I approve of you, you'll be spending the rest of your life bored out of your skull. Might as well weed out those who can't cope with that at an early stage. Ain't I smrt?

From: someone
4. You do not have the comprehension skills necessary to ascertain what this profile instructs you to do if seriously interested in me.
You are too clever.

From: someone
5. You cannot or will not do as instructed in this profile.
You are not a doormat.

From: someone
6. You cuss/swear and/or have a potty mouth.
You say 'shit' instead of 'number twos'. Mummy says that girls who use words like that are not ladies.

From: someone
7. You are not thin or slim.
I can't lock you away in that tiny broom cupboard when you misbehave.

From: someone
8. You smoke or do drugs.
You have a 'wild streak'

From: someone
9. You drink more than a glass of wine or other liquor a day.
Because it's going to make it much more annoying for me to stop you drinking *altogether* if you already drink more.

From: someone
10. You cannot walk seven (7) miles non-stop averaging 1 mile per 20 minutes and without drinking or eating anything during the walk.
You'll never keep up with me on my Route Marches For God.

From: someone
11. You have to go to the bathroom more than once during a four hour date where we first have dinner at a restaurant then see a movie.
You might come into contact with other women, who may - God forbid - be disgustingly independent.

From: someone
12. Your attitude is not respectful, humble and kind.
See #5.

From: someone
13. You have any communicable diseases.
I am Michael Jackson, and surgical masks don't always cut it.

From: someone
14. You are looking for a well to do man who will provide you with a life of little work and lots of leisure and play. I am not looking for a whore, I am not a "Sugar Daddy". All girls seeking a "Sugar Daddy" are whores.
As are all girls who do not fit my criteria.

From: someone
15. You are a party girl or one that craves attention or has to be the center of attention.
The world revolves around ME, don't you understand? ME!

From: someone
16. Staying in fashion is important to you.
I want a frumpy wife who will not take away the limelight from me.

From: someone
17. You are a vegetarian, that is, you do not eat meat or fish.
None of that weirdo fussy eating, thank you.

From: someone
18. You have an unhealthy love of animals, you believe they have a soul, you give them equal or more importance than people.
You will be expected to accompany me on my kitten-shooting expeditions.

From: someone
19. You desire to pursue your own career, even after marriage.
See #5 (again)
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Kit Namanari
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09-20-2008 04:49
From: Brenda Connolly
Ok Girls...for those of us still seeking Mr Right, take a look at this bundle of love. Just remember...I saw him first.

http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-.qtJYXA8eqhltjrW6Xuq.KvKoh4OE6UF



Sadly, there's probably someone out there that this describes...
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Maureen Boccaccio
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09-20-2008 05:01
From: Brenda Connolly
Ok Girls...for those of us still seeking Mr Right, take a look at this bundle of love. Just remember...I saw him first.

http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-.qtJYXA8eqhltjrW6Xuq.KvKoh4OE6UF


From: Kit Namanari
Sadly, there's probably someone out there that this describes...


I'd love to know how long that ad's been running in yahoo. (didn't bother to check...)
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Maureen Boccaccio
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09-20-2008 05:18
Oh, and good morning, threadies!! Or should I say, you losers!!!...women who will never be able to be with Prince Charming b/c Brenda saw him first (*sobs*), and men, because, well, you can't have him either. :D

Saturday breakfast: An omelette with cheese & green onions, along with peppers and mushrooms






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09-20-2008 05:25
From: Maureen Boccaccio
Oh, and good morning, threadies!! Or should I say, you losers!!!...women who will never be able to be with Prince Charming b/c Brenda saw him first (*sobs*), and men, because, well, you can't have him either. :D

Saturday breakfast: An omelette with cheese & green onions, along with peppers and mushrooms








What, no meat or fish? Prince Charming would be crossing you off his list, even if you have impeccable bladder control, dress in charity shop bargain bin clothes, volunteered for a lobotomy and routinely enjoy timed seven (7) mile strolls.
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Kaimi Kyomoon
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09-20-2008 05:37
From: Gabriele Graves
These are superb, really cute and yet at the same time their eerie potential is huge :) Ty Ann :)

I find them tremendously appealing. :o



From: LittleMe Jewell






/me cleans the wine off her monitor.




Or in this case "whine".



From: Gabriele Graves
Good grief, this guy is going to be lonely for a very long time to come.
The part I found most funny is the bit that said he was not looking for the perfect girl lmao - if they aren't perfect after passing that list of requirements then it will be so close an makes no difference.

*shakes head in wonder*
I'm willing to give him credit for not wasting anyone's time. No hoping he's the one and then being disappointed.



From: Kit Namanari
Sadly, there's probably someone out there that this describes...
It's possible. Unfortunately even after going to all this trouble trying to eliminate Ms. Wrongs I think he's still likely to end up with someone who won't make him happy.
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Kaimi Kyomoon
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09-20-2008 05:41
From: Max Herzog
What, no meat or fish? Prince Charming would be crossing you off his list, even if you have impeccable bladder control, dress in charity shop bargain bin clothes, volunteered for a lobotomy and routinely enjoy timed seven (7) mile strolls.
I can't speak for all vegetarians but personally I can live with the rejection. Of course I am already married to a gourmet vegetarian cook.
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i think people are afraid of me or something.
Maureen Boccaccio
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09-20-2008 06:24
From: Max Herzog
What, no meat or fish? Prince Charming would be crossing you off his list, even if you have impeccable bladder control, dress in charity shop bargain bin clothes, volunteered for a lobotomy and routinely enjoy timed seven (7) mile strolls.


omg, how could I have forgotten the meat!!??? Oh, he'll never want me now.
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09-20-2008 06:39
From: Maureen Boccaccio
omg, how could I have forgotten the meat!!??? Oh, he'll never want me now.
Dang! So close. Btw that breakfast looks great. (Even though I don't like coffee I do like the way it smells.)
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i think people are afraid of me or something.
Amaranthim Talon
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09-20-2008 07:59
/Morning Peepers :)
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09-20-2008 08:03
Morning Amara :)
I hope you slept well.
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i think people are afraid of me or something.
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09-20-2008 08:07
From: Brenda Connolly
Ok Girls...for those of us still seeking Mr Right, take a look at this bundle of love. Just remember...I saw him first.

http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-.qtJYXA8eqhltjrW6Xuq.KvKoh4OE6UF

Crap- I am undertall...
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