Low Key Gorean Community?

loose cannons are much more fun. Light the fuse and watch everyone scramble for cover.

Where can I get my Golden Insect Priest King Thing avatar? Grendel's?

The Priest Kings never reveal themselves to the people of Gor with the exception of Tarl, a couple of prisoners, and their bred slaves.

Though you could wear a white robe and be a Priest Caste. Not very popular, the Priest Caste - might have something to do with the fact that no woman is allowed to touch them, ever.

Screw that. That's too much like my RL. Instead, can I wear red robes and be the Demon Priest Caste who get to ride motorcycles and touch women? Demon Priests have magical woman attracting properties, right? I already have a motorcycle.

Well, you ARE a lawyer...........

There are no motorcycles,

Instead giant flying birds they put saddles on, called Tarns.

Red Robes is Warrior Caste

You don't need magical woman attracting properties on Gor,

thats Norman's whole thesis,

All slave girls become immediately sexually aroused in the mere presence of any True Gorean Man.

(course he takes a lot longer to say that)

But I want a motorcycle. I've always wanted a motorcycle. Why can't I have a motorcycle? Also, if I'm going to start attracting women, I'm going to need magical woman attracting pheremones or something. If I don't trick them into liking me, I haven't got a chance.

Giant flying birds sound like a chore. Can you imagine what they do to your car after you wash it? SPLAT! No wonder there aren't any convertibles in Gor. What do they eat? Enormous sunflower seeds?

Gor sounds like too much work.

I don't know why you would need to attract women on Gor really,

You can just snatch the first one you see not in your home-town dressed head to toe in a burka, strip her, and make her your slave girl.

Or if you aren't looking to offend the locals you can cruise the alleys where sometimes the owners tie out their slave girls offering them up for sex with whoever wanders bye to keep them in their place.

Or the use of a slave girl comes free with the purchase of a pint at the pub.

And if this weren't enough for you, you can ride in a flying saucer to Earth and abduct virgins to become slave girls.

(lol you begin to wonder if Gor was a serious attempt at Science Fiction or just Norman writing down some of his more twisted fantasies)

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As for the bird poop thing..

if bird poop on your car window is good luck, then 200 pounds of bird poop must be good for something.

Because there are no motorcycles on Gor.

It could run for office.

Flying saucer rides sound like fun. Can I use a Marvin the Martian avatar?

If he can abduct virgin girls from earth to be his slaves, why can't he abduct a motorcycle or two?

No gas stations on Gor.

The Microwave TV Gizmo thingie.

The bug overlords are kinda uptight about Earth technology.

Abduct gas too! Or..or..make it run on potatoes? There must be potatoes on Gor.. there are potatoes everywhere...

Well damn

No lol

There are only humans, and spider people, and giant bugs, and these wolf/bear/gorilla kinda people.

What happened to imaginative RP??

Maybe Trout got confused and kidnapped a virgin motorcycle from earth by accident?

lol - like those stupid potato powered digital clocks everyone did for a science project in grade school? How many miles per spud (MPS) do you think I could get? I'm all about economy and saving Gor's environment from greenhouse gases.

I think Marvin the Martian is part bug...

yep there are potatoes but they are called Sul

Too bad the bugs don't microwave those instead ..

Hmmm..well.. I'd say about 5 miles per spud, which is probably more economical than if you used like.. gas or something. More spuds available than oil(on earth anyway), plus, when it's all fried and stuff from the heat of the engine, it's delicious!

Got to be careful tho, some slaves are used as bait by Ship Captains that need a crew.. you don't want to end up in a pirate ship floating down one of the Rivers in Gor.



Barbarian girls have more fun?

.d

The Bugs monitor everyone on their TV screens

soon as someone gets out of line technology-wise

WHOOOSH

Flame-death.

Kind of like the opposite of mean little kids looking at bugs with a magnifying glass on a sunny day.

Ouchies... what if someone made a spud-powered motorcycle out of sticks and stuff? WOuld that be ok?

think it would just burn faster.

Geesh - If I ever go on a road trip, I'm going to need more potatoes than McDonalds! Good point on leaving them close to the engine so I have a nice snack waiting for me when I pull off the road for the day.

So, I've got a motorcycle and a flying saucer. It seems like I have speedy transportation available to me. Why am I worried about Bug Priests trying to microwave me when they won't even show themselves and I have speedy earth technology to escape tham with? Screw them. I'm going to liberate an F-16 and maybe a Ferrari as well. They'll never take me alive!

- Excerpted from Technology Thieves of Gor A little know volume written by Norman right after Al Gore invented the internet.