Fuck I'll start it: You know you've been in SL for too long....

When you try to right click and choose "ride" on your bed.

thought of another:
when all your dreams are of you in SL...

When you think of update day as "rl chore day" (got my hair cut, took out the trash, etc.)
When you look at your RL parachute system and wish you could click on it and change the color.
When you come home from work at 2AM and still get online and play until you suddenly realize that its light outside
When you go all day without food because the fridge is empty, because it isnt Chore (update) Day, and you HAVE to keep working on your build
When your climbing partner calls asking where the hell youve been and you try to explain to someone the merits of being addicted to a metaverse
When the next time you actually drag your ass outside to go climb, you call them and they are *busy tweaking this cool new script"
Hi, my name is Spurs, and I am a cross addicted forums/SL addict......

<When you try to click your bedroom window to touch-tint it because the afternoon sun's coming in>

<When you log in and are flooded with about 50 different "Your object, blah-blah-blah, was returned to your Lost and Found" messages.>

<When your friend's 8 year old kid is bugging you and you turn and try to aim a push-gun at them to blow them out of your room and into another sim.>

<When your stomach hurts, your throat is dry, your bladder hurts, your feet are asleep, and only then you realize you've been sitting in the same chair for about 16 hours building that dream house in SL with no food or drink, stretching, or bathroom breaks in RL.>

<You realize, while writing a snailmail letter, that you're occasionally sticking "lol", "u know", "rotfl", "w00t", etc. in the letter, that you're writing this letter to an RL business colleague, you've already written about 6 pages, and you're using an ink pen.>

...when you see a hottie in RL, and you think about right clicking him to see his profile to see if he's partnered.

*raises hand* i have said "lol" out loud b4...

ok am i the only one with the sl window open behind the forums and keep on clickin connect to sign in just to see that little bar to go further and further hoping to get in...

Nope not addicted i can stop at any time now ROFLLLLL

...When someone in RL says something funny and you think... "lol" instead of actually laughing out loud.... lol. ; )

Mine's similar:

When in a conversation with someone else IRL, you refer to your RL girfriend by her SL name.

or how about when u hear someone laugh and want to tell them (if its annoying) they need to buy a better one

When you try to remember which pair of shoes in your closet has sexywalk.

How about when you smile a big smile cuz the grid's up, and even though only Lindens can log in, you know it'll be open soon!!!


Oh god I need a First Life....

Ahem, all the shoes in my closet have sexy walk, sista.

I actually have told people that before ever coming to SL.

"Dude... go buy a better laugh. You sound like a banshee being gang raped by a horde of leprechauns."

when you are standing in your bedroom and you look for the inventory tab so you can change to tp to the club?

When you think about 'clickity click click clicking' the hot girl in the cube next to you///

Realizing that my RL is completely engulfed in SecondLife, because although it's offline I've been sitting here for almost two hours clicking back and forth from the login page to the forum like a junky waiting for a drug deal to go down! Hoping that pulsating 'loading' bar will kick in and not blinking or breathing until it says "login failed". You would think I would get off my ass and attend to RL, but nooooo... I...must....get....online....!!!!! lol

OMFG, i fell outof my chair on that, seriously,im going to steal that ;-P

You sound like a banshee being gang raped by a horde of leprechauns.

OMFG, thats awsome

When you bookmark

"4:20pm SLT - Grid Still Down..."
/3/01/122296/1.html#post1158499

No way! Where do you shop? Send me a lm!



Oh...wait...*slaps forehead and giggles*

When even tho there ARE better things to do, you still wont do them. You'll remain in that chair becoming more and more uncomfortable reading the forums as tho its your TL = third life. while returning to the log on screen every minute n trying to log on thinking u will get on so dont give up or youll be left behind.

How about when you discover it's quicker, while browsing the forums, to have a second browser window open set to the Grid Status page on the SL website, and keep refreshing it about every 5 minutes, or after every forum post.

When you meet someone new and consider right-clicking them to check their profile.

yesterday my daughter told me a story and i stomped my foot and said LMAO instead of actually laughing.

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