Fuck I'll start it: You know you've been in SL for too long....

<insert something we've all read 20,000 times>

<insert witty reparte and my own item you've read 20,000 times>

When you see a billboard sign along the road and look for your mouse pointer to try and click it for more info.

how about "if SL keeps going down like this, I'm not paying for it anymore......then of course when it comes back up, SL amnesia kicks in and they don't remember saying they weren't going to pay for SL anymore"

<insert snarky comment about furries/goreans/prim babies>

<when you get sexually aroused when another av cuddles with you>

Please meet me inworld after repairs.

<when u go on the sign-up page to see what funny names u can come up with>

Taaccoooo! I used up all my good ones in the thread from last weeekkk....

hehe ok i need to specify...hehe another AV with a J.O.B cuddles with you

...when you walk into your lounge and stand confused for a second wondering why there's no poseball on the sofa...

Well, Fuck

You know you've been reading the SL forums too long when you can read an update announcement and predict exactly who is going to complain about what and what they're going to say about it. (Oh, and the fact that SL continues to improve the product over their repeated objections proves that LL doesn't listen to its users. Why they use the plural "users" when refering to themselves is odd, but whatever...)

Ditto for when the grid goes down.

Oh, yeah but over the weekend I was in this bar, right, and the bartender TOTALLY HAD MY AV'S SKIN! Little goatee and everything! Except he had his head shaved and I usually have whacky prim hair. I was like 'woah'.

<when u dream that ur right clicking on items that are in ur rl>

when you see things in SL, thinking "I wonder if I can get that in RL?"

Taco is such a badddddd avie lol. Anyway when you're irl and someone says Ms. Fleming and I turn around to see who's calling me. And no my rl last name is NOT Fleming lmao.

Is that one of those USB plug in things?

<when you go to the drive thru and you weight out the amount of lindens your meal cost based on the current Lindex exchnge rate>

<when u think u can customise ur body with 1 click of a button>

i swear to god i turned around in a mexican restaurant when somebody said loudly "Tacos"

<when u look for a way to tp out of work>

- When you are looking to buy a home and wonder how many prims the lot supports
- When you are in a toy store and mistake the kick balls for pose balls
- When you go to buy furniture and wonder what poses are in them
- When your account balance (US$) in SL is larger than your checking account

...or when you call in to work, cause you are playing soooo good on tringo, or there is an event you just can't miss

<i was at a job interview and i swear i said "oh just call me Asri" by mistake lol>