Fuck I'll start it: You know you've been in SL for too long....

When you think of your messy closet as your "inventory"

A few days ago, I was TPing around looking at clothes when I saw a pair of shorts...I clicked on them and was about to "buy" when I realized it was in RL I needed the shorts, not SL...
<sigh>

Eug

Then again the other day I acutally went out in my back yard to create and build something and acutaly, in my mind, thought i could do it like SL, you know you have been in SL to long and spend way to much time in SL when that happens.

I get the same Thread on MatrixOnline forum lol.

When you goto a contruction site thinking you got skills just by useing your one hand to build.

<and u can clear ur trash with 1 click>

ur in SL 2 long when u wish u can put an entertainment center 2gether by selecting n linking

When you stop going shopping in rl cause youd rather save lindens and build it yourself.

omg sis u a$$

<when u start to think "do i have enough room for this attachment?">
<...start to think how many prims ur hair is>
<wonders if ur going to experience lag when u move>

ur in SL too long when you get fired from your rl job cause you were on SL trying to figure out how to make money.

Quote because I have done this many times. When I go place, I look for things to make. It's fun, but I can annoy myself with it.

When you go to take OFF your hair and put on a different one.

Its hurts if u dont realize in time that ur not in sl at that momment!

*this is for all the mothers out there*
<when u wish ur baby just can be given to u through inventory>

...when you walk into a nightclub and ask in a serious tone:

"Whose butt can I slap to dance?"

hehe not if you know the beauty of weave!

*this is for all the kids in sl*

When you shout to ur sl mommiee fur a hug and realize ur not in sl when all the strangers around you are looking at you like your crazy.

<when ur asked in rl "how many kids do u have?" and u reply (or in my case..) "7 and 1 on the way"...and they ask what are u having? and u have to think for moment "o dang nvm i dont have any rl kids"

you know you've been in SL to long when ou go to a store thinking you can afford something, knowing you have 4 digits in the upper right corner

been in SL to long when you wake up at 6:30 one morn, play SL till your late for work, work till 7:30 the next morn, and get on SL BEFORE sleep

been in SL to long when you start having dreams of your SL girlfriends AV

been in SL to long when you walk up to someone in RL and ask how many prims their car is, saying it'd be a nice decoration for your land

been in SL to long when you go for 4 days forgetting to eat while your at home cause your on your computer (accualy happens, i only eat at work)

been in SL to long if your at work, and try to alt-zoom on a girl across the floor to find out her eye color

been in SL to long when you start to think about how to modify other's body shape by sliders (and bring it up to them, thinking you should scroll this one down 25 pts)

been in SL to long when you spend this much time on the forum because the servers are down ;-P

been in SL to long if you think of yourself AS your av till you accidentally look in the mirror

been in SL to long if you dye your hair electric lime green thinking you can just get another hair if it gets disturbing to co-workers (almost happened, lmao)

Thanks for stealing mine from in-world

Thats usually my line in a in-world conversation. Here's a new twist on it:

<When you're playing another MMO and wonder why your avatar ISN'T doing the typing animation while text-chatting.>

you know you have been in secondlife to long when:

you wait for your pictures on the wall to change to the next one.

you wait for your furniture to speak to you.

you wait for your unborn baby to tell you its status in a green chat channel how it is feeling.

I do this ALLLLLL the time !!!

<you look around for sandbox to build>
<someone bumps you over and over and u look for the pvp report to report them>

Gak! That so happened to me yesterday!

<you speak to someone you havent spoke to in a while and look to see if they are on your friends list>

<telemarketers call and you ask what group is this so i can get out of it>

1. when you get home from work at 630 pm est time on an up date day and find and find that Sl is still down and you say OH fuck what the hell am I going to do now. as if there is nothing else in the world to do.

2. (one i do every day) See a nice outfit on some one and say to your self "oh wow that would be kool to make"

3. you sit at your computer and give reasons in a thread why you spend to much time in sl while waiting for SL to come back online.

been in SL to long if you try to touch your lips to smile, or touch your ear to listen, or your hair to comb it, then get pissed if it doesn't work, or think you have the unscripted hair on