Fuck I'll start it: You know you've been in SL for too long....

When you look in the mirror and think to yourself, *its time to buy some new skin*

There are actualy avies with JOBs?

You know you've been in SL for too long when...

<More than one living relative is named after a southern civil war general>

Shit, I think I did that wrong.

When you sign off on email and official company correspondence with your SL name

I looked a co-worker straight in the face and said "lol" about something funny he said....

<when you sit in the fourms waiting for the grid to come back online and no one noticed that it came back online>

...when u go to the store and look for the freebie boxes

...when u wish u had a rl alt to hide from those who annoy you

haha made you look now u KNOW youve been on sl too long

hehe got excited didnt ya?

There's a building on the way home where I live that has a blocky section that is medium gray, with windows rimmed in white. Every time I pass it part of my mind says, "Damn! Gray loading texture!"

LOL

LOL on days like this I try and log in about every five minutes I am so lame and have no real life. LOL

O.O omg how did u know i looked? =op
lmfao i did look too thats the sad part rofl.

hehe noooooo your not lame....we accept you JUST the way you are!

plus if i say you were lame then id have to admitt my problem lmfao if i wernt doing the same i wouldnt have thought of it

I know I have been in sl to long because I never forget to check to see if my panties are on lol

You know you've spent too much time in SL when:

you can't sleep at night because you want to start working on that new building for your plot of land.

you start thinking 'that'd make an awesome gesture' when you hear unusual sounds or songs in RL.

you're too tired to 'get it on' and wish you could just hop on a poseball.

you constantly look for the mute option when annoying people try to intiate a conversation with you.

you pat your pet or baby to try and turn off their sound.

you wish you could just stick you noisy dog back into inventory until your guests left.

...when u look at ppl in the rl and wonder... "hmm could that one be a linden?"

When you save a snapshot and set it to ur desktop background and the next time u turn on ur computer you press CNTRL+ALT and click to change angles, then realize that it's ur wallpaper!

<when you sit on the fourms for three hours after grid goes down cause you have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING better to do>

(this one i have done countless of times can we say "Welcome to SecondLife Anonymous"

when ur looking at random pics on the net and try to hold down alt to zoom in on the picture to see the detail

(my gf looks at me and asks wtf im doin)

Ok you know you been in SL too long...

I was on the phone with my fiancee' and I asked him when he was gonna be here and he then replied TP me and this one was better we laying in the bed and he had a confused look and without thinking i said baby click on the blue ball!


Ummm im not addicted!!!

OMG i've done that too.

i wasn't gonna fess up, but since you did, i will too...

You have an acid flashback and are chased by a gorean furry prim baby.

omg i have spoke to some of my friends on yahoo and just come out saying "hold on im gettin a tp" (like they know what im talking about)

when you post signs you've been playing sl too long, or are addicted to sl....for the millionth time and don't bother reading the thread because you know everyone's only posting because the stupid grid is down for another update/repairs

that was theraputic

when you call your RL girlfriend your SL wife's name.