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Vivianne Draper
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11-19-2007 14:35
Let me also note, yet again, this line from the OP:

From: someone
When I was 16 years old and was still a bit new to the internet and MENTALLY WEAK, I joined the Main grid,


That would be why 16 year olds are not allowed on the main grid, little grasshopper. Thats supposing you are telling the truth, which I doubt.
Rusty Satyr
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Join date: 19 Feb 2004
Posts: 610
11-19-2007 14:42
How I read this:

Paragraph 1: nyah nyah, down with authority

Paragraph 2: I violated the ToS, but can't be blamed for that, I'm just a minor.

Paragraph 3: Ooo pr0n! Ooo I feel guilty! The cops are closing in on me! Crap I'm of legal age now!

Paragraph 4: I can't sleep, the clowns will eat me. I need more pr0n!

Paragraph 5: Someone bashed and threatened me! The law is watching me watch my pr0n! Crap, I'm so nervous! They might rape me!!

Paragraph 6: I can't enjoy pr0n, I've got too much guilt because I broke the law and need to confess. They're f-ing with my mind and they barely know who I am, how f-ed up is that? Wow are they devious. All this guilt ha crippled me, I can't function as an adult.

Paragraph 7: This is all so not my fault. (even though it is), burn in hell everyone that's not me, except other people just like me.

Paragraph 8: Gibber gibber froth gibber

Paragraph 9: Gibber froth snarl

Paragraph 10: snarl bark bark

Paragraph 11: whimper, please don't hurt me. You made me be this way. Snarl bite whimper.

Paragraph 12: Beware, they're after YOUR children next!

Paragraph 13: Remember me, I'm a martyr to the cause!



I'm not saying who.. but SOMEONE needs to spend less time on the computer.

Get a consenting boyfriend or girlfriend, and give up on this internet stuff, it's obviously not healthy for you specifically.

And do it soon, before this madness becomes one that blames all of society for YOUR problems and results in you shooting at people with real bullets for "mentally raping" your poor innocent porn addicted brain.

There are reasons minors aren't allowed in the main grid... it's not for your protection... it's for OURS. ;)
Beezle Warburton
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Join date: 10 Nov 2006
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11-19-2007 14:43
From: Mircea Lobo
I'm completely whack, and it's someone else's fault.


tl:dr
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11-19-2007 14:45
From: Ordinal Malaprop
Potential solutions:

(a) she is a Time Lord;
(b) she is batshit insane and just making things up.

I know, it is rather hard to make a decision on that matter. I suspect time travel personally, given the rationality of other posts.


Darn those insane Time Lords.
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Alyx Sands
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Join date: 17 Feb 2007
Posts: 2,432
11-19-2007 14:52
From: Ordinal Malaprop
Potential solutions:

(a) she is a Time Lord;
(b) she is batshit insane and just making things up.

I know, it is rather hard to make a decision on that matter. I suspect time travel personally, given the rationality of other posts.

Just two things: Not every Time Lord is mad, and...I believe Mircea is a male name. At least I had a friend at school, who was from Romania, who was also called Mircea-he once told me it means "peaceful one".... ;)

@Rusty: A concise summary. congrats! :D
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Vaalith Jinn
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11-19-2007 14:55
You're doing it wrong.
Lucifer Baphomet
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11-19-2007 14:56
GETTHESTRAITJACKETSANDPHENOTHIAZINESFORTHISONE

oh, and Ordinal totally pwns this thread.
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Suku Ming
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Join date: 9 Nov 2005
Posts: 22
11-19-2007 17:30
It's a furry. I mean, as soon as you saw their forum avatar you should have seen this coming. -.-


Also, this is where pedos come from.
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Phoenix Psaltery
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11-19-2007 18:09
From: Kim Anubis
/me countersues P2 for mentally harming me by threatening to sue me


/me files a countersuit against Kim's countersuit just because the US legal system is screwed up anyway and he might as well, and besides, Kim is a sweetheart and undoubtedly has more L$ than I do and will probably settle out of court, after which I will be able to afford a donut.

:D

P2
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Osgeld Barmy
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11-19-2007 19:01
From: Talarus Luan
I think his parents need to do their damn job, and take his twisted little butt out back of the woodpile for a few good ass beatings. Better them than someone else in RL who gets tired of his BS and takes a baseball bat to him.

You'd be amazed at how good it is for attitude adjustment.


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Solanghe Sarlo
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11-19-2007 19:16
From: Vivianne Draper
First post by OP wherein she states she's been in SL for about a year.
/327/78/212420/1.html
Post was made 9-23-07. That means she first came into SL on 9-23-06.



From the OP on this thread.



Another quote from the OP.



You do the math. It doesn't work out for me.



*bows low to Viv in an "I'm not worthy pose" Excellent sleuth work.


All I can say is: Either the OP is a brilliant Troll or he is SO out of his medication.
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Rebecca Proudhon
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11-19-2007 20:20
According to his avatar profile he began in Dec 2005.
Vivianne Draper
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11-19-2007 22:03
From: Rebecca Proudhon
According to his avatar profile he began in Dec 2005.



its all that sex he can't have and all that porn he can't look at. its addled his wits and he can no longer add or subtract.

seriously though i was just going by what he posted.
Mickey McLuhan
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11-19-2007 22:09
Brenda... You're messing with me, right?

This is all some elaborate ruse to mess with my head, isn't it?

It has to be.

Did bilbo put you up to it for stealing his Rollos? Is this revenge?

You knew I'd be on WAY too late at night tonight and not in my right mind and said "I know... THIS'll mess with her head."

Right?

Right?

Please tell me that's what this is, 'cuz if not? *whimper*

Dear Black and Decker,

I hate you. When I was 16, I bought one of your powersaws and, even though I know it says right there on the label that I shouldn't shove my hand in when the blade is spinning, I now have to type one-handed... and not in the good way.
You suck, Black and Decker. I'd give you the finger, but...
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Colette Meiji
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11-19-2007 23:28
I am still upset the State of Ohio wouldn't let me drive until 1986!!!

I had places I wanted to be before I was 16 dammit.

I have contacted a lawyer to sue them for the mental distress caused between ages 14 and 16 where I was in High School but had to suffer the embarrassment of still riding the Bus.
Draco18s Majestic
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11-20-2007 01:27
This thread makes me laugh.

But we all know that this is a serious thread.

Tegg Bode
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11-20-2007 01:33
Firstly, Nice Troll, it's working well............

Seconly I went throught a lot of mental trauma which SL healed without porn, now you are RAPING me with it's concept, making me think porn is necessary, why do we need porn to use SL, why can't we login and build without being forced by pornpushers like you to TP to porn sims. You are a meanie :P
Only thing the porn industry wants is your bank balance buddy.
I hear thre's no porn in WoW to torment you................

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOp4d_NKuwc&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QB49s4hlHVc&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19s4PCaQ5Mk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVS7Nzg5Kug
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zr0xOWhcp7A&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EAaPuYy1J8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnjeJB8LfCU&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MUHFvzP1rs&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ku0Sx_fse_o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmzcR43waz0&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiCKkPKKpoY&feature=related
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Yummy Freelunch
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11-20-2007 01:35
you know..everyone knows how to SNEAK porn..you go look under your dad's bed..and wala!!! there it is...theres porn ALL over the internet..LL..isnt stopping you from looking at porn, silly..they are just abiding by laws in the states they reside in...they have no VENGANCE for you..they dont even know you exist!!!! YOU have taken this on yourself and feel that everyone is out to get you..i think you need some help, really...
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11-20-2007 01:51
I think the OP needs to get a first life :)
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11-20-2007 02:35
From: Vaalith Jinn
You're doing it wrong.


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Ashlee Martin
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Join date: 13 Sep 2005
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11-20-2007 02:44
i had a dream in RL that i had a pimp and my pu-na-ni was hairy! And its all Lindens fault!
Elessar Bikcin
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11-20-2007 04:53
Short analysis:

OP: "It's not my fault that it is my fault. I need to blame LL so that it is no longer my fault. I'm almost 19, so it is not my fault that I feel special enough to ignore rules and guidelines. Whatever I did that might seem to be wrong is LL's fault. I am special enough that I can do as I damn well please and it is LL's fault for letting me."

Opinion: I am a little more than twice your age, and there are places and situations in SL that I am not comfortable with, so I do not go into those kinds of scenarios. It is my choice - not SL's - to participate or not participate. You lack the wisdom and sense to make that kind of decison. I have no tolerance for anyone that cannot take some measure of responsibility for his or her own actions. Being a spoiled brat does not give you a free pass in life.

Recommendation: Grow the hell up. Take responsibility for your behavior. Quit whining that *you* have been "damaged" because of your own inability to make appropriate decisions.

Fool-proof Solution: The "Little Red "X" at the upper right. Use it - permanently.
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Tiana Whitfield
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11-20-2007 05:07
Is this where we sign up to sue Macdonalds for making us fat?
WiLLuMPJuH Gausman
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Aargh !
11-20-2007 05:16
/me claps with two halves of coconutshell , fleeing back to the Linux-threads whilst screaming "RUNAWAY!!!"

( .. tho some reactions here remain extremely funny tho .. :) )
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Chris Norse
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11-20-2007 05:37
Elessar has said all that needs to be said.


I am pretty much opposed to all compulsion, but people like the OP make me wish for the military draft to be resumed. He could tell the Drill Instructor what a victim he is. I am sure that would be a fun conversation to watch.
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