Females and SL ???

I doubt it was a mitten, more likely a receptacle. Just the laws of physics.

The only bit to be gentle with are the knackers, light scratching is ok but no squeezum. I personally enjoy my GF caressing me gently down there, she even puts the rubber on for me

The bottle would have to be pretty decent sized hole on it, but you can't tell me girls never experiment with what fits in themselves

Jigglesworth, I really think you should have Lear test it out and report back to you. I think he mentioned the joke was so old maybe the bottles had very wide mouths.

I'm still hoping there was a funnel involved and it's just the usual method.

And no do NOT ask me to elaborate on the usual method!

A few years ago a guy as areested in Redditch for having sex with pavements (sidewalks). Apparently the police had cautioned him twice before this had failed to 'kerb' his desires. Haw haw.

It's true!

http://www.springerlink.com/content/p0162r8544077459/

"Abstract
Strangulation of the penis by application of constricting devices may present a challenge for the treating physician. Depending on the type of constricting material, special equipment is essential for successful removal of the foreign bodies. We report a new form of constricting device, the neck of a Coca Cola bottle made of Pentaethylene-terephthalate (PET). Particular difficulties were encountered upon removal. Technical details of this case are described. Prior literature on the treatment of penile strangulation is discussed."

The free PDF preview of the case study gives enough to describe the particular difficulties they had in removing the bottle because of the particular material.

Isn't it amazing what people get up to?

.... and then there was Bench Guy

http://www.asylum.com/2008/08/11/man-humps-bench-gets-stuck/



Agreed ... with the rider that, for me, the friendships are real - it's just the world that's virtual.

If you look at some of the recent threads, people seem to have an awful lot of emotional investment in ... oh... you don't mean THAT SLEx, oh yeh, they changed the name... I'm going now... where's me coat...

You must be too young to remember milk bottles. Most men would fit, but I doubt it would be a particularly rewarding experience.

I doubt that's what the joke originally intended; seems pointless. But it's your joke now, so you can imagine it any way you like.

Most jokes don't get better from analysis, but I think the implication is that it's how he gets his rocks off, and that he's also a pindick. No doubt a large part of the fun of the joke is watching your face as you work out the details, come up with mental images, and go "EEEEEWWWWWWW!"


Jig, I have no knowledge of men searching for odd holes to use. However, there are plenty of jokes about that kind of thing, including milking machines. Of course, we know that some men use animals. I'm sure there are all sorts of other similar perversions, but I doubt they're particularly common.

By nature, men will plug anything that moves, and movement is optional.

BTW, I don't use the term "perversion" pejoratively. Some perversions I find fun, some I don't, and some I find disgusting. As long as no innocent people are harmed, I consider my disgust a personal matter and prefer to keep it to myself.

Mama knows all about bottles. Usualy with labels and a liquid in them.

Right, no squeezum. Well said, mate, and ladies please take note. Consider this a public service bulletin. During cyber, most of us won't correct you on it, but during RL sex, most of us would.

Or rather, if you do, remember it's for your pleasure and not his, unless he's into pain.

Here's another public service notice, though I don't know how universal it is. When sucking cock, please don't actually suck very hard. The tubes inside the opening are sensitive and don't respond well to vacuum. Or is it just me? (This is the kind of question men just don't ask other men in the locker room.)

Now, Jiggsy, stop denigrating Deira in public. Be good, run along and look at those photos of the suitor I am organizing for you. He has the face of an angel and the heart of a devil. You 2 are perfect for on another.

I only remember them as antiques.



I really might need to start sending my smelling salt bills to multiple addresses.

What I originally pictured was those cutesy miniature coke (pepsi?) bottles that hold 8 ounces if even. I'll stick to my tunnel funnel vision, because if imagined correctly, it all starts to get a bit sci-fi which works a lot better for my smelling salt consumption.

Lear sends poor Laurin (who's pretty faint-hearted for a stroppy bollock-chopper) a case of smelling salts.

Thanks. And soooo not self titled

You're wearing it.