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Derbor Torok
Lost soul
Join date: 21 Jun 2007
Posts: 1,016
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08-29-2007 14:26
OMG I seem to remember Mr. Trout complaining that he's not very popular. You need a secretary to schedule all these ladies, Trout! /me licks her pencil.. "Kay, you got Brenda at 1 pm, Lindal at 2:30, and Lexxi at 4. You're gonna be busy today boss." I seem to remember whose name is at the top of the list.. /me jealous of trout... practicing angst in earnest now... |
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Ann Launay
Neko-licious™
Join date: 8 Aug 2006
Posts: 7,893
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08-29-2007 14:28
I'm sorry, sometimes I like ice cream. Lick Oryx. Oh no, sorry, they said ice QUEEN.  _____________________
~Now Trout Re-Re-Re-Certified!~
I am bumping you to an 8.5 on the Official Trout Measuring Instrument of Sluttiness. You are an enigma - on the one hand a sweet, gentle, intelligent woman who we would like to wrap up in our arms and protect, and on the other, a temptress to whom we would like to do all sorts of unmentionable things. Congratulations and shame on you! You are a bit of a slut. |
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Oryx Tempel
Registered User
Join date: 8 Nov 2006
Posts: 7,663
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08-29-2007 14:36
Lick Oryx. Oh no, sorry, they said ice QUEEN. I'm like one of those Stop Sign poles that kids dare eachother to lick in the winter time.... _____________________
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
Posts: 4,873
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08-29-2007 14:45
/me accepts challenge. I was going to say "rises to the occasion, but it was in poor taste, so I didn't. I'm all class like that.
I'm going to need a case of Red Bull and a couple protein bars. Yells out door: "Hold my calls!" I also probably ought to do some stretching first - no sense in pulling a muscle early on. lol. I've never been accused of angst before. I'll cross it off my list. Derbor: you don't need angst. I'm telling you man, it's the biplane. It's the SL equivalent of a golden retriever with a bandana. If I could find a Red Baron costume, complete with the goofy helmet and goggles, I'd be beating them off of me with a virtual stick. If the damn thing weren't no transfer, I'd give you one. _____________________
A Trout Rating (tm) is something to cherish. To flaunt and be proud of. It is something all women should aspire to obtain! |
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Derbor Torok
Lost soul
Join date: 21 Jun 2007
Posts: 1,016
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Note to self: Learn to fly...
08-29-2007 14:52
Derbor: you don't need angst. I'm telling you man, it's the biplane. It's the SL equivalent of a golden retriever with a bandana. If I could find a Red Baron costume, complete with the goofy helmet and goggles, I'd be beating them off of me with a virtual stick. If the damn thing weren't no transfer, I'd give you one. ..and some of the finer uses of grilled cheese sandwiches... /me grins widely.. |
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Solanghe Sarlo
Gypsy Free Thinker
Join date: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 644
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08-29-2007 14:57
My SL guy was in a Japanese sim shopping when a noob came up to him with a box on her arm and asked if he could help her get what she had just bought. So he coached her thru it, and was just telling her how it was nice to delete the box when it's empty, when she interrupted him with: "Do you want sex now"? He said, erm no, you don't have to have sex with people who help you, and she went poof. Now he uses the phrase as a general nonsequiter to indicate boredom with whatever's going on. Me: I don't like the texture on this wall. Him: Do you want sex now? Friend: I think my tier payment is messed up. Him: Do you want sex now? /me cracks up  _____________________
The key to a contented life: Figure out who you are, what you are, fix what you can and make peace with the rest.
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
Posts: 4,873
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08-29-2007 15:19
..and some of the finer uses of grilled cheese sandwiches... /me grins widely.. Yes - become a virtuoso of the grilled cheese sandwich. Be the grilled cheese sandwich. Know it as well as a mother knows her child. Only then will you be able to attain the title of Chief Grand Holy Master Grilled Cheese Sandwich Maker (CGHMGCSM, a federally registered trade certification that women find irresistable). lol - goof on me all you want, ladies. This thread cracks me up. Thanks for making my otherwise miserable day a lot more fun. In actuality, the only thing that the biplane has ever attracted to me is buildings and the ground (and one bald eagle that was circling a mountain top, but he doesn't count because I hit him on purpose...twice). It's still pretty fun, but not terribly sexy. _____________________
A Trout Rating (tm) is something to cherish. To flaunt and be proud of. It is something all women should aspire to obtain! |
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Derbor Torok
Lost soul
Join date: 21 Jun 2007
Posts: 1,016
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08-29-2007 16:12
... Chief Grand Holy Master Grilled Cheese Sandwich Maker I thought that was 'holey'... laughs |
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Derbor Torok
Lost soul
Join date: 21 Jun 2007
Posts: 1,016
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08-29-2007 16:43
... Chief Grand Holy Master Grilled Cheese Sandwich Maker I thought that was 'holey'... laughs |
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Lindal Kidd
Dances With Noobs
Join date: 26 Jun 2007
Posts: 8,371
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08-29-2007 16:59
I'm like one of those Stop Sign poles that kids dare eachother to lick in the winter time.... I don't know whether to laugh or be horrified by the mental image this calls up...of Oryx strolling down a winter street with six or eight kids glued to her by their tongues... |
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Lexxi Gynoid
#'s 86000, 97800
Join date: 6 Aug 2007
Posts: 3,732
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08-29-2007 17:23
Yes - become a virtuoso of the grilled cheese sandwich. Be the grilled cheese sandwich. Know it as well as a mother knows her child. Only then will you be able to attain the title of Chief Grand Holy Master Grilled Cheese Sandwich Maker (CGHMGCSM, a federally registered trade certification that women find irresistable). lol - goof on me all you want, ladies. This thread cracks me up. Thanks for making my otherwise miserable day a lot more fun. In actuality, the only thing that the biplane has ever attracted to me is buildings and the ground (and one bald eagle that was circling a mountain top, but he doesn't count because I hit him on purpose...twice). It's still pretty fun, but not terribly sexy. Oh, but I was serious  I find planes in general and biplanes in particular to be quite interesting _____________________
Her Royal Highness Buttercup Meow the XXI
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Brenda Connolly
Un United Avatar
Join date: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 25,000
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08-29-2007 17:24
I don't know whether to laugh or be horrified by the mental image this calls up...of Oryx strolling down a winter street with six or eight kids glued to her by their tongues... It could evoke another emotion that perhaps we will just............ _____________________
Don't you ever try to look behind my eyes. You don't want to know what they have seen.
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Brenda Connolly
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Join date: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 25,000
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08-29-2007 17:25
Oh, but I was serious I find planes in general and biplanes in particular to be quite interesting Damn, Trout is becoming the Forum Stud. I say we auction off HIS underwear..... _____________________
Don't you ever try to look behind my eyes. You don't want to know what they have seen.
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Alyx Sands
Mental Mentor Linguist
Join date: 17 Feb 2007
Posts: 2,432
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08-29-2007 17:29
Oh, but I was serious I find planes in general and biplanes in particular to be quite interesting And shuttles and spaceships!  _____________________
~~I'm a linguist. RL sucks, but right now it's decided to be a little less nasty to me - you can still be nice to me if you want! ~~
->Potestatem obscuri lateris nescitis.<- |
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Lexxi Gynoid
#'s 86000, 97800
Join date: 6 Aug 2007
Posts: 3,732
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08-29-2007 17:56
And shuttles and spaceships! Oh my yes But then you had to leave before I could give you a lift anywhere _____________________
Her Royal Highness Buttercup Meow the XXI
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Lexxi Gynoid
#'s 86000, 97800
Join date: 6 Aug 2007
Posts: 3,732
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08-29-2007 17:57
Damn, Trout is becoming the Forum Stud. I say we auction off HIS underwear..... His sandwich . . he wears a sandwich . . . a grilled cheese sandwich . . . _____________________
Her Royal Highness Buttercup Meow the XXI
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Oryx Tempel
Registered User
Join date: 8 Nov 2006
Posts: 7,663
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08-29-2007 17:59
Damn, Trout is becoming the Forum Stud. I say we auction off HIS underwear..... I think Lexxi's right... he must have lost his underwear in a scuffle over that sandwich. _____________________
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Strife Onizuka
Moonchild
Join date: 3 Mar 2004
Posts: 5,887
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08-29-2007 21:08
This forum isn't for general discussion; there are many Resident Sites where this discussion is appropriate — Resident Answers is for Resident-to-Resident help.
I'll close this thread..._____________________
Truth is a river that is always splitting up into arms that reunite. Islanded between the arms, the inhabitants argue for a lifetime as to which is the main river. - Cyril Connolly Without the political will to find common ground, the continual friction of tactic and counter tactic, only creates suspicion and hatred and vengeance, and perpetuates the cycle of violence. - James Nachtwey |