Just an everyday conversation in sl...
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Lexxi Gynoid
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08-28-2007 14:14
From: Nika Talaj My SL guy was in a Japanese sim shopping when a noob came up to him with a box on her arm and asked if he could help her get what she had just bought. So he coached her thru it, and was just telling her how it was nice to delete the box when it's empty, when she interrupted him with: "Do you want sex now"?
He said, erm no, you don't have to have sex with people who help you, and she went poof.
Now he uses the phrase as a general nonsequiter to indicate boredom with whatever's going on.
Me: I don't like the texture on this wall.
Him: Do you want sex now?
Friend: I think my tier payment is messed up.
Him: Do you want sex now? From: Bree Giffen My alt always gets the question, "Are you as beautiful in real life?" to which I answer, "I've tried but I can't really get this avatar to look as good." That impresses em. From: Oryx Tempel Thanks! "Do you want sex now?"  Brilliant, just brilliant. I really enjoyed this thread, thanks. Dang, it's when you are bored that you can do that line, or if you have been helped 
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Brenda Connolly
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08-28-2007 14:17
From: Raymond Figtree That I didn't mind. It was that day the LA Lakers helped her change a tire that led to some minor upset. Oh was SHE the one?
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Mortus Allen
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08-28-2007 15:58
I actually had some one come up and ask if I would be their "Daddy". Needless to say the way I conducted myself left the individual rather bored and unwilling to challange me in conversation. I think my response was to the tune of, "As per your previous inquiry, I have no interest in being your father.", I am 99% sure that is word for word and came off handedly about 30 seconds after he last asked as I was finishing up what I was doing. Otherwise I just did not pay any attention to him and focused on what I was doing at the time.
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Alexa Susanto
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08-28-2007 16:51
I had the following conversation some time ago:
Idiot: Hi
me: Hi
Idiot: Where do you come from:
Me: England, you?
Idiot: America
Idiot: I always wondered how big women's breasts can be on SL
Me: Well you may see a few maxed ones as you travel around
Idiot: Would you blow yours up so I can see?
Me: No
Idiot: Why not?
Me: Because I don't want to
Idiot: Please
Me: No
Idiot: Well I really want to see how big they can get
Me: I'm not doing it
Me: I have an idea - find somewhere secluded, no-one around
change your av to female and blow your own boobs up.
Idiot: I can't do that!
Me: Your choice
tp away
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Trout Recreant
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08-28-2007 17:06
From: Alexa Susanto I had the following conversation some time ago:
Idiot: Hi
me: Hi
Idiot: Where do you come from:
Me: England, you?
Idiot: America
Idiot: I always wondered how big women's breasts can be on SL
Me: Well you may see a few maxed ones as you travel around
Idiot: Would you blow yours up so I can see?
Me: No
Idiot: Why not?
Me: Because I don't want to
Idiot: Please
Me: No
Idiot: Well I really want to see how big they can get
Me: I'm not doing it
Me: I have an idea - find somewhere secluded, no-one around
change your av to female and blow your own boobs up.
Idiot: I can't do that!
Me: Your choice
tp away Lol - smooth. Why can't the morons ever be from somewhere else? Like Canada or Haiti or somewhere. For the record, most Americans, despite our preoccupation with plastic surgery, are not morons like this guy. At the very least, if most of us are morons, the percentage of morons is no greater here than elsewhere.
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Nika Talaj
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08-28-2007 17:41
It's true, we do not have more morons per capita. We can, however, boast the most powerful moron on earth.
*waves* hi George!
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Trout Recreant
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08-28-2007 17:46
From: Nika Talaj It's true, we do not have more morons per capita. We can, however, boast the most powerful moron on earth.
*waves* hi George! How many times have I told you not to call me George!!
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Conan Godwin
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08-28-2007 17:54
From: Nika Talaj It's true, we do not have more morons per capita. We can, however, boast the most powerful moron on earth.
*waves* hi George! I think it's down to economic factors. You're victims of your own affluence as you have the highest proportion of morons that can afford the internet Do you want sex now?
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From: Raindrop Cooperstone hateful much? dude, that was low. die. .
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Colette Meiji
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08-28-2007 18:02
From: Conan Godwin I think it's down to economic factors. You're victims of your own affluence as you have the highest proportion of morons that can afford the internet Do you want sex now? Its not even a true stereotype though - Morons come from everywhere. Ive been hit on by plenty of morons who could only speak enough English to prove they were creeps. |
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Har Fairweather
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08-28-2007 19:08
Worst moron I ever encountered was Euro. He had an obviously high-quality avatar made to look like what gays call "rough trade" and wanted to dance with my male avatar. When I told him I only dance with women, he told me he was in reality a woman. (!) A little more conversation made it clear this "woman" hadn't the slightest clue how most women think and feel. Eventually, he, she, or it poofed. Not only a stupid moron, but a decidedly creepy one too.
Just saying.
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Nika Talaj
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08-28-2007 19:56
From: Conan Godwin .....
Do you want sex now? I've created a monster. Doesn't work here, Conan, we're talking about morons and sex, who could be bored? |
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Trout Recreant
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08-29-2007 00:16
This could spread - we have our own forum catchphrase now. Excellent. I agree that morons and sex never get boring. Trust me. It's a well known fact that I'm both a moron and a total degenerate, and I never tire of myself, ergo, morons+sex=interesting.
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Lexxi Gynoid
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08-29-2007 06:10
From: Trout Recreant This could spread - we have our own forum catchphrase now. Excellent. I agree that morons and sex never get boring. Trust me. It's a well known fact that I'm both a moron and a total degenerate, and I never tire of myself, ergo, morons+sex=interesting. Do you want to watch paint dry? And then have sex?
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Brenda Connolly
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08-29-2007 06:19
From: Lexxi Gynoid Do you want to watch paint dry? And then have sex? Hmmmmm........ body painting?
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Lexxi Gynoid
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08-29-2007 06:21
From: Brenda Connolly Hmmmmm........ body painting? Well yes . .. Have to wait for the paint to dry first.
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Brenda Connolly
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08-29-2007 06:22
From: Lexxi Gynoid Well yes . .. Have to wait for the paint to dry first. You can always watch Ice Cream melt to pass the time.
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Lexxi Gynoid
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08-29-2007 06:32
From: Brenda Connolly You can always watch Ice Cream melt to pass the time. I like mashing up my ice cream with sauce and making a thick goo and then eating that . . . letting it melt first can help the process . .. .
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Brenda Connolly
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08-29-2007 06:34
From: Lexxi Gynoid I like mashing up my ice cream with sauce and making a thick goo and then eating that . . . letting it melt first can help the process . .. . with whipped cream? and maybe ...2 cherries?
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Lexxi Gynoid
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08-29-2007 06:40
From: Brenda Connolly with whipped cream? and maybe ...2 cherries? I prefer putting in M&M's, but I'll add whipped cream and 2 cherries
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bilbo99 Emu
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08-29-2007 06:57
Every once in a while along comes a thread that's pure gold ... and this is as good as!
I've laffed .. I've ROFL-ed ... I've LMFAO.
I've spat coffee at the monitor ... twice! I've tried breathing it .. I've kicked the trash can over .. and I've fallen off my swivel chair ... oh and here comes my manager with a small brown manila envelope!
My alt gets this a lot .. question one is usually 'where are you from?'
Now when I say UK the reply usually comes 'oh wow! brit girls are really hot!'
Hmmmm ... think I'll try Reykjavik tonight!
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Lexxi Gynoid
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08-29-2007 07:08
From: bilbo99 Emu
My alt gets this a lot .. question one is usually 'where are you from?'
Now when I say UK the reply usually comes 'oh wow! brit girls are really hot!'
Hmmmm ... think I'll try Reykjavik tonight!
Björk Guðmundsdóttir is hot
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bilbo99 Emu
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08-29-2007 07:47
From: Lexxi Gynoid Björk Guðmundsdóttir is hot ahh .. but Lexxi Gynoid with whipped cream and two cherries is *really* hot 
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Oryx Tempel
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08-29-2007 07:48
From: bilbo99 Emu
Hmmmm ... think I'll try Reykjavik tonight!
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Lexxi Gynoid
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08-29-2007 07:53
From: bilbo99 Emu ahh .. but Lexxi Gynoid with whipped cream and two cherries is *really* hot Oh? You wouldn't happen to know where I can find whipped cream and cherries, would you? Or an Iceland Sim? 
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Ann Launay
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08-29-2007 08:00
From: Lexxi Gynoid Oh? You wouldn't happen to know where I can find whipped cream and cherries, would you? I actually saw a shop in my early days which sold wearable whipped cream with various fruit options...I have NO idea what it was called though.
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