Just an everyday conversation in sl...
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Paulo Dielli
Symfurny Furniture
Join date: 19 Jan 2007
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08-26-2007 14:55
Woman came into my store. I changed her name into Betty..... [13:56] You: hi betty [13:56] Betty: hi [13:57] You: can i help you? [13:57] Betty: i m looking for a husband [13:57] You: lol this is the wrong place to look for [13:58] Betty: why [13:58] You: because i have no interest in becoming a husband in sl haha [13:58] Betty: only for one night [13:58] You: no, i wont, i'm sorry [13:59] Betty: i want you [13:59] You: yes betty, but i don’t want you [13:59] Betty: why [13:59] You: like i said, i am not interested [13:59] Betty: are you gay [13:59] You: no [14:00] Betty: do you want to have sex with me? [14:00] You: no, look for someone else [14:00] Betty: ok gay [14:00] You: sure babe  |
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Ciaran Laval
Mostly Harmless
Join date: 11 Mar 2007
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08-26-2007 14:58
LMAO! That's classic. I thought I bumped into weird people but that tops all of my encounters.
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Annabelle Babii
Unholier than thou
Join date: 2 Jun 2007
Posts: 1,797
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08-26-2007 15:00
From: Paulo Dielli Woman came into my store. I changed her name into Betty..... [13:59] You: yes <snip>, but i don’t want you [ Names have been partially changed to protect the not-so-innocent |
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Kenbro Utu
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Join date: 26 Sep 2006
Posts: 483
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08-26-2007 15:21
Wow, that was very verbose. A "sex" establishement went up across from my wife's shop recently. Now she gets regular male visitors who wander over and the conversation almost invariably goes like this:
Visitor: "Hi"
Wife: "Hello"
Visitor: "Where are you from?"
Wife: "US"
Visitor: "Do you want to have sex?"
This conversation only happens with the clothed visitors and unappendaged visitors, the other never make it that far...
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Ciaran Laval
Mostly Harmless
Join date: 11 Mar 2007
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08-26-2007 15:25
Ok maybe it's just silly season, I've just received this group message from a mall where I have a store:
"If u are approached by or visited by any WEIRDOs...on mall land...plz contact me with name of individuals and specifics, so those persons can be banned from all mall Properties,
If you have any questions about this or information ...plz contact me...Thanks"
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Paulo Dielli
Symfurny Furniture
Join date: 19 Jan 2007
Posts: 780
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08-26-2007 15:39
Hehe Annabelle, you were faster than I could edit. I saw that too. Now please also edit your post.  |
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Brenda Connolly
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Join date: 10 Jan 2007
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08-26-2007 15:54
From: Kenbro Utu Wow, that was very verbose. A "sex" establishement went up across from my wife's shop recently. Now she gets regular male visitors who wander over and the conversation almost invariably goes like this:
Visitor: "Hi"
Wife: "Hello"
Visitor: "Where are you from?"
Wife: "US"
Visitor: "Do you want to have sex?"
This conversation only happens with the clothed visitors and unappendaged visitors, the other never make it that far... I had almost the same conversation , except when I said i was American the guy said.."Oh ,I don't want to have sex with you". 
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Marianne McCann
Feted Inner Child
Join date: 23 Feb 2006
Posts: 7,145
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08-26-2007 15:55
Better than what I had on Friday...
>>
18:15] D***** D*****: gross
[18:16] D***** D*****: this place promotes age play?
[18:16] You: Um.. age play?
[18:16] D***** D*****: thats a shame i was going to shop here
[18:16] D***** D*****: yes little pedofile
[18:16] D***** D*****: age play
[18:16] You: Nope, I'm not a pedophile.
[18:16] You: Nor do I do anythign sexual with dis avvie
[18:17] You: If anyting, it's kinda gross dat you assume I would
[18:17] D***** D*****: no
[18:17] You: I also tink you owe me an apology, but I know I won't get one of those
[18:17] D***** D*****: theres no reason someone over 18 need to pretend they are a little girl
[18:17] D***** D*****: i should report you
[18:17] You: Go ahead
[18:17] D***** D*****: your probably a perverted old man
[18:17] D***** D*****: fine i will
[18:18] You: There's no reason for anyone to play a furry, or a robot, or anythign else. But they do
[18:18] D***** D*****: children and robots are not the same thing
[18:18] D***** D*****: people dont get arrested for playing with robots
[18:18] D***** D*****: you have a problem
[18:18] You: Please include where you called me a pedophile, too. It'll add to my harassment AR
[18:18] D***** D*****: you should leave your hurting business here
[18:18] D***** D*****: i will
[18:18] You: I don't get arrested for playing a kid, either
[18:18] D***** D*****: in fact that is the title of abuse
[18:19] You: Yes, calling me names - especially oens like dat -- is harassment
[18:19] D***** D*****: youre all set
[18:20] D***** D*****: im sure youll hear from them soon enough
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Cocoanut Koala
Coco's Cottages
Join date: 7 Feb 2005
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08-26-2007 16:48
From: Paulo Dielli Woman came into my store. I changed her name into Betty..... [13:56] You: hi betty [13:56] Betty: hi [13:57] You: can i help you? [13:57] Betty: i m looking for a husband [13:57] You: lol this is the wrong place to look for [13:58] Betty: why [13:58] You: because i have no interest in becoming a husband in sl haha [13:58] Betty: only for one night [13:58] You: no, i wont, i'm sorry [13:59] Betty: i want you [13:59] You: yes magri, but i don’t want you [13:59] Betty: why [13:59] You: like i said, i am not interested [13:59] Betty: are you gay [13:59] You: no [14:00] Betty: do you want to have sex with me? [14:00] You: no, look for someone else [14:00] Betty: ok gay [14:00] You: sure babe I've had this same conversation a dozen times. Except I was in your place, and it was a guy asking. coco |
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Alyx Sands
Mental Mentor Linguist
Join date: 17 Feb 2007
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08-26-2007 17:12
From: Paulo Dielli Hehe Annabelle, you were faster than I could edit. I saw that too. Now please also edit your post. Shouldn't YOU edit YOUR post, too? 
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Raynor Hammerer
Linguistic Rabbit
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08-26-2007 17:13
And now Coco, too ...
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Avacea Fasching
Certified
Join date: 23 Dec 2005
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08-26-2007 17:51
From: Cocoanut Koala I've had this same conversation a dozen times. Except I was in your place, and it was a guy asking.
coco Same here, By dozens of times, do you mean each day or each hour???? lol
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Conan Godwin
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08-26-2007 17:57
From: Cocoanut Koala I've had this same conversation a dozen times. Except I was in your place, and it was a guy asking.
coco Me too. Only it was me asking.
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Oryx Tempel
Registered User
Join date: 8 Nov 2006
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08-26-2007 17:57
Dang, dude. I must look like a frigid b*tch. I never get approached. *sniffle*
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Damanios Thetan
looking in
Join date: 6 Mar 2004
Posts: 992
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08-26-2007 19:31
Getting random marriage proposals out of thin air, is a symbol of success. Well done Paulo.
Ofcourse, that sadly only goes for men. For women, it's just a symbol there are still too many sex crazed cavemen out there.
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2k Suisei
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Join date: 9 Nov 2006
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08-26-2007 19:36
From: Brenda Connolly I had almost the same conversation , except when I said i was American the guy said.."Oh ,I don't want to have sex with you". Plane tickets are expensive. |
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3Ring Binder
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Join date: 8 Mar 2007
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08-26-2007 19:41
From: Alyx Sands Shouldn't YOU edit YOUR post, too? maybe magri is the edit... *shrugs*
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Paulo Dielli
Symfurny Furniture
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08-26-2007 19:48
From: Alyx Sands Shouldn't YOU edit YOUR post, too? Oh lol, this is a hard game whaha. I overlooked the second. |
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Alyx Sands
Mental Mentor Linguist
Join date: 17 Feb 2007
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08-27-2007 05:00
From: Oryx Tempel Dang, dude. I must look like a frigid b*tch. I never get approached. *sniffle* Join the club. I never get that either. But that might be because I come across as rather...weird, geeky and tomboyish sometimes, or too dark and frightening. Or both. (Maybe the clothes you sell are not...short-skirted enough? reminds me, I gotta HAVE that Natacha Atlas outfit...LOVE Natacha Atlas, and she has more curves than many singers out there...but I digress....move on, nothing to be seen here!) @Paulo: Nah, you just make sure everyone remembers that name now...
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Brenda Connolly
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08-27-2007 05:12
From: Oryx Tempel Dang, dude. I must look like a frigid b*tch. I never get approached. *sniffle* Gives Oryx a Hug......You're not frigid...........
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Brenda Connolly
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08-27-2007 05:12
From: Alyx Sands Join the club. I never get that either. But that might be because I come across as rather...weird, geeky and tomboyish sometimes, or too dark and frightening. Or both. (Maybe the clothes you sell are not...short-skirted enough? reminds me, I gotta HAVE that Natacha Atlas outfit...LOVE Natacha Atlas, and she has more curves than many singers out there...but I digress....move on, nothing to be seen here!) @Paulo: Nah, you just make sure everyone remembers that name now... I'll send my overflow your way..... 
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Mandy Carbenell
Recent Item
Join date: 27 Dec 2006
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08-27-2007 05:23
I get my weekly share of those "requests". If I patiently explain that sl is not a 24/7 orgy they usually poof. That or I'll make them. Mandy C
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Chris Norse
Loud Arrogant Redneck
Join date: 1 Oct 2006
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08-27-2007 05:37
From: Mandy Carbenell I get my weekly share of those "requests". If I patiently explain that sl is not a 24/7 orgy they usually poof. That or I'll make them. Mandy C Not a 24/7 orgy? When did this policy go into effect? I did not get that memo.
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Brenda Connolly
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08-27-2007 05:47
From: Chris Norse Not a 24/7 orgy? When did this policy go into effect? I did not get that memo. That's because the Mailman couldn't get across your Ban Lines, Gomer.
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Tomas Gandini
Just Me!
Join date: 27 Jun 2006
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08-27-2007 05:48
Had one approach me as I was standing on some land that was adjacent to my land. Offered to buy my land and castle for me if I'd have sex. LOL
I thanked them and told them that I already owned it and they poofed.
Made for some good laughs when I told some friends about it.
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