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Conan Godwin
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11-23-2007 11:02
I bet there are alot of squid who wish someone had told the sperm whales that  Last year a Colossal Squid (actual species name - heaviest squid in the world; half the length of giant squid but four times the weight) was caught in the South Atlantic. The newspapers said that if they made calimari out of it then the rings would be size of tractor tires. I just know those bastard scientists went back to the lab and cooked a batch up! I just know it! I want some  _____________________
hateful much? dude, that was low. die. . |
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Derbor Torok
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11-23-2007 11:05
OMG Istanbul is one of my favorite cities. When I was there the special phrase was *no problem*. Maybe next year it will be *No problem, I would love to Hubbly Bubbly with you* Right now its more like.. "You know how to use my Hubbly Bubbly right? - Just put it in your mouth and..." .d |
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Rudolph Ormsby
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11-23-2007 11:07
I bet there are alot of squid who wish someone had told the sperm whales that I feel sorry for the plankton, after every meal it is like a billion souls have just disappeared into the night. |
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Derbor Torok
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11-23-2007 11:08
Or the ever popular Building "Sorry I didn't respond to your IMs, I was busy BUILDING" *takes a drag on cigarette* Now, where were you hiding Colette? /me laughs... .d |
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Colette Meiji
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11-23-2007 11:09
Clicking the light fantastic
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Derbor Torok
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11-23-2007 11:15
I feel sorry for the plankton, after every meal it is like a billion souls have just disappeared into the night. Planktom? - You just channeled a priest that was trying to educate a class of 12 year old boys on the dangers of masturbation... Damn those were funny times! .d |
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Oryx Tempel
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11-23-2007 11:43
Oryx, if this is true... I will be in your debt forever! .d Had it on best authority from a lesbian couple. They ate a LOT of pineapple. I've heard it works with men, but I've never done a scientific study... _____________________
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Colette Meiji
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11-23-2007 11:48
Had it on best authority from a lesbian couple. They ate a LOT of pineapple. I've heard it works with men, but I've never done a scientific study... The implications of what Derbor would be thanking you for are kinda bad. Hope his wife/GF doesn't read this thread. |
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Accasbel Barrymore
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11-23-2007 11:49
"Words that you like to use in place of fornication" ??
When I'm in place of fornication, I like to use words like: "I love what you've done with the place!" "Where did you get that wallpaper?" "Were are the fire exits please?" "Is that for the whole night?" |
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Oryx Tempel
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11-23-2007 11:54
"Words that you like to use in place of fornication" ?? When I'm in place of fornication, I like to use words like: "I love what you've done with the place!" "Where did you get that wallpaper?" "Were are the fire exits please?" "Is that for the whole night?" LOL! How about "Beige. I think I'll paint the ceiling beige." _____________________
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Derbor Torok
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11-23-2007 12:03
The implications of what Derbor would be thanking you for are kinda bad. Hope his wife/GF doesn't read this thread. Not at all Colette *grins widely* It just puts two of my favorite things together! - Now if only good single malt had the same effect. .d |
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Derbor Torok
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11-23-2007 12:06
LOL! How about "Beige. I think I'll paint the ceiling beige." LOL.. now that would be words that you never want to hear from your partner in the MIDDLE of fornication .d |
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Oryx Tempel
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11-23-2007 12:10
LOL.. now that would be words that you never want to hear from your partner in the MIDDLE of fornication .d That's what I had in mind....  Re: Pineapple. Your female partner has to eat it in order for her nether regions to become... err... more flavorful? And I'd say she has to eat it on a regular basis. Just once wouldn't work, I think. _____________________
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Colette Meiji
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11-23-2007 12:10
Not at all Colette *grins widely* It just puts two of my favorite things together! - Now if only good single malt had the same effect. .d try beer sludge. |
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Colette Meiji
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11-23-2007 12:13
ale partner has to eat it in order for her nether regions to become... err... more flavorful? And I'd say she has to eat it on a regular basis. Just once wouldn't work, I think. That was my concern as it seemed he was implying she wasn't flavorful, or else she was flavorful but not in a good way. And thus needed a pineapple remedy. Evidently not the case.. Though considering the enthusiasm he had .. I wonder. |
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Conan Godwin
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11-23-2007 12:18
"Words that you like to use in place of fornication" ?? When I'm in place of fornication, I like to use words like: "I love what you've done with the place!" "Where did you get that wallpaper?" "Were are the fire exits please?" "Is that for the whole night?" Okay wise ass; that should have read "Words that you like to use in place of 'fornication'?" In my defence though, I did not say "in a place of fornication" so who's laughing now. Yeah. That's right. _____________________
hateful much? dude, that was low. die. . |
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Conan Godwin
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11-23-2007 12:19
That was my concern as it seemed he was implying she wasn't flavorful, or else she was flavorful but not in a good way. And thus needed a pineapple remedy. Evidently not the case.. Though considering the enthusiasm he had .. I wonder. It takes atleast a week before any difference can be discerned. _____________________
hateful much? dude, that was low. die. . |
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Derbor Torok
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11-23-2007 12:21
That was my concern as it seemed he was implying she wasn't flavorful, or else she was flavorful but not in a good way. And thus needed a pineapple remedy. Evidently not the case.. Though considering the enthusiasm he had .. I wonder. I'll have to watch my use of exclamation points around you... smiles .. and I refuse to say if any of my partners needed artificial flavoring or not... if i ever brought honey to bed.. it was just creative license.  .d |
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Colette Meiji
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11-23-2007 12:28
Okay wise ass; that should have read "Words that you like to use in place of 'fornication'?" In my defence though, I did not say "in a place of fornication" so who's laughing now. Yeah. That's right. I heard cold showers help in place of fornication. Or thinking about something that would turn you off. Kids making noise definitely works as a way to reduce any interest in fornication. |
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Kira Cuddihy
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11-23-2007 12:34
Right now its more like.. "You know how to use my Hubbly Bubbly right? - Just put it in your mouth and...".d and you have been eating pineapple for how long, my Dear? |
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Kira Cuddihy
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11-23-2007 12:38
Re: Pineapple. Your female partner has to eat it in order for her nether regions to become... err... more flavorful? And I'd say she has to eat it on a regular basis. Just once wouldn't work, I think. Unless of course, someone was very good with a carving knife and they used the pineapple in another way. |
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Chris Norse
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11-23-2007 12:38
Or the ever popular Building "Sorry I didn't respond to your IMs, I was busy BUILDING" *takes a drag on cigarette* I say baking. "Can't talk now, getting ready to bake a cake." _____________________
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Colette Meiji
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11-23-2007 12:39
I say baking. "Can't talk now, getting ready to bake a cake." I dunno sounds like its tempting fate that your partner will end up with a bun in the oven. |
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Oryx Tempel
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11-23-2007 12:41
Unless of course, someone was very good with a carving knife and they used the pineapple in another way. Ewww.... pineapple and Dolcett? _____________________
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Alyx Sands
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11-23-2007 12:41
I look away for a minute and you're at 14 pages of NEW WORDS for me to go through and collect?
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