What does Vegemite taste like anyhow?
Imagine Coca Cola was reduced in a pan on a stove until it formed a thick paste. Imagine that it was sugar free cola, and they had forgotten to put sweetener in too. Imagine that.
Are you imagining it? Good.
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Conan Godwin
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11-23-2007 09:02
What does Vegemite taste like anyhow? Imagine Coca Cola was reduced in a pan on a stove until it formed a thick paste. Imagine that it was sugar free cola, and they had forgotten to put sweetener in too. Imagine that. Are you imagining it? Good. _____________________
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Sally Silvera
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11-23-2007 09:02
What does Vegemite taste like anyhow? salty and nice, especially on wholemeal toast _____________________
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11-23-2007 09:02
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11-23-2007 09:03
You don't feel that "sexy time" has a nice ring to it? How about "Sex 'o' clock"? Is that when the big hand is on the little hand? |
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11-23-2007 09:03
Crikey - where do you find the space for three bottles of wine, let alone FOUR ! Oh gawd. *slaps head* ![]() |
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11-23-2007 09:03
Imagine Coca Cola was reduced in a pan on a stove until it formed a thick paste. Imagine that it was sugar free cola, and they had forgotten to put sweetener in too. Imagine that. Are you imagining it? Good. I just threw up in my mouth _____________________
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Conan Godwin
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11-23-2007 09:03
Crikey - where do you find the space for three bottles of wine, let alone FOUR ! Brings a tear to the eye, don't it? Hurrah for threads that are flimsy pretexts for smut!! _____________________
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Conan Godwin
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11-23-2007 09:04
I just threw up in my mouth Imagine that you threw up in the pan. We're getting close. _____________________
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Chas Connolly
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11-23-2007 09:04
What does Vegemite taste like anyhow? I thought all lesbians knew that! |
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Chris Norse
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11-23-2007 09:05
I thought all lesbians knew that! So Vegemite tastes like.............................. /me runs off to find some vegemite. _____________________
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Conan Godwin
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11-23-2007 09:06
So Vegemite tastes like.............................. /me runs off to find some vegemite. Each to their own I guess. It doesn't feel like.....that, though I'm afraid. I imagine. So I'm told. Plus the neck of the jar is really quite small. _____________________
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Rudolph Ormsby
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11-23-2007 09:06
I thought all lesbians knew that! Nah - that's tuna and rocket salad..... |
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Colette Meiji
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11-23-2007 09:06
I thought all lesbians knew that! We don't have Vegemite in the US. Id never even heard of it till someone mentioned it on the forums. |
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Conan Godwin
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11-23-2007 09:08
We don't have Vegemite in the US. Id never even heard of it till someone mentioned it on the forums. I've seen it in a store in New York once. I guess they must just get a lot of Australian tourists. We have it here in the UK, but it's not as popular as it's more tasty and superior cousin Marmite! _____________________
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Chas Connolly
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11-23-2007 09:09
Nah - that's tuna and rocket salad..... Really? So they ... taste different? I'll bet people who eat Vegemite taste different too. |
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11-23-2007 09:10
We don't have Vegemite in the US. Id never even heard of it till someone mentioned it on the forums. You don't remeber it being mentioned by Men at Work? In anycase read all about it http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegemite _____________________
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Colette Meiji
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11-23-2007 09:10
I've seen it in a store in New York once. I guess they must just get a lot of Australian tourists. We have it here in the UK, but it's not as popular as it's more tasty and superior cousin Marmite! Don't have Mermite here either. ------------------------ Self SLove Mutual SLatification |
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Conan Godwin
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11-23-2007 09:11
Don't have Mermite here either. ------------------------ Self SLove Mutual SLatification Many things are starting to become clear about your people and their myriad strange ways. _____________________
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Brenda Connolly
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11-23-2007 09:11
It is kind of Ironic that Vegemite hasn't caught on, being owned by Kraft Foods, headquarted right here in New Jersey
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Chas Connolly
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11-23-2007 09:12
Each to their own I guess. It doesn't feel like.....that, though I'm afraid. I imagine. So I'm told. Plus the neck of the jar is really quite small. Gadzooks, that is a truly horrific image. It's worse than the Scottish guy with his bike. |
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Sally Silvera
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11-23-2007 09:13
Gadzooks. I like that word, can I have a copy? _____________________
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Conan Godwin
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11-23-2007 09:13
Really? So they ... taste different? I'll bet people who eat Vegemite taste different too. Strong tasting foods can actually flavour your ....ahem....I want to say fluids, but can't work out whether fluids is worse than "juices". Anyway, garlic and cinnamon are the two main culprits. A lot of male porn stars eat a lot of cinnamon. It's just professional courtesy. _____________________
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Chas Connolly
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11-23-2007 09:13
Don't have Mermite here either. ------------------------ Self SLove Mutual SLatification Aren't mermites baby mer-people. They taste different, too, I hear. |
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Colette Meiji
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11-23-2007 09:14
Many things are starting to become clear about your people and their myriad strange ways. were strange? two threads have mentioned Vegemite now and no one has even said what is in it. Least in the US people know what they are spreading. On toast and stuff. |
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Conan Godwin
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11-23-2007 09:14
I like that word, can I have a copy? Gadzooks doesn't get nearly as much air time as it should anymore. Not since poor old Mr Magoo hung up his funny glasses. How I long to hear "Great Googly Moogly!" come into fashion as an expression once more. _____________________
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