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Words that you like to use in place of fornication
Chas Connolly
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11-23-2007 10:38
From: Muddy Buchanan
As a scotsman with a bicycle, I regularly risk an avalanche of strongly worded letters from Matt Groening's lawyers by using "snu-snu" to refer to the aforementioned act.


Does that involve a pineapple?
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Rudolph Ormsby
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11-23-2007 10:38
From: Chas Connolly
The Belgians make beer with meat, but then they are Belgians.


Some British beers are made with an extract of whale gut of course....
Kira Cuddihy
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11-23-2007 10:40
From: Garrett Laramide
actually I think they caress their cucumbers

Now I only thought women did that.
/me looks strangely across the room watching all of the men caressing cucumbers.
Derbor Torok
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11-23-2007 10:42
From: Sally Silvera
Gadzooks! I like Great Googly Moogly too!


Spending Thanksgiving week in Istanbul I've come accross 'Hubbly Bubbly'... this phrase has provided plenty of merriment in the last couple of days and if your mind is dirty enough it can fit this thread quiet nicely.

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Chas Connolly
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11-23-2007 10:44
From: Rudolph Ormsby
Some British beers are made with an extract of whale gut of course....


What do whales think about that?
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Colette Meiji
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11-23-2007 10:44
From: Rudolph Ormsby
Some British beers are made with an extract of whale gut of course....


That would be the companies that supply Gutamite then.
Conan Godwin
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11-23-2007 10:44
From: Derbor Torok
Spending Thanksgiving week in Istanbul I've come accross 'Hubbly Bubbly'... this phrase has provided plenty of merriment in the last couple of days and if your mind is dirty enough it can fit this thread quiet nicely.

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I'm sure that Hubbly Bubbly was a cheap brand of garish pink bubblegum in the 80s.
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Rudolph Ormsby
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11-23-2007 10:46
From: Chas Connolly
What do whales think about that?


I think they just avoid drinking beer, whales are vegetarians after all.
Colette Meiji
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11-23-2007 10:47
Putting the SLmoves on.

SLexual Healing

Heavy Typing
Kira Cuddihy
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11-23-2007 10:49
From: Derbor Torok
Spending Thanksgiving week in Istanbul I've come accross 'Hubbly Bubbly'... this phrase has provided plenty of merriment in the last couple of days and if your mind is dirty enough it can fit this thread quiet nicely.
.d

OMG Istanbul is one of my favorite cities. When I was there the special phrase was *no problem*. Maybe next year it will be *No problem, I would love to Hubbly Bubbly with you*
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11-23-2007 10:50
From: Chas Connolly
Does that involve a pineapple?


OMG

If it wouldn't get me into a lot of trouble I'd have to tell you I love you for that ...

Three Bluebirds!
Conan Godwin
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11-23-2007 10:50
From: Rudolph Ormsby
I think they just avoid drinking beer, whales are vegetarians after all.



Yes, all of them.

Wait a minute!

Name one species of vegetarian whale! Just one. Go on, I dare you!
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Sally Silvera
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11-23-2007 10:51
From: Derbor Torok
Spending Thanksgiving week in Istanbul I've come accross 'Hubbly Bubbly'... this phrase has provided plenty of merriment in the last couple of days and if your mind is dirty enough it can fit this thread quiet nicely.
.d


My mind is obviously not dirty enough :o but Great Googly Moogly I like that phrase!
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Rudolph Ormsby
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11-23-2007 10:53
From: Conan Godwin
Yes, all of them.

Wait a minute!

Name one species of vegetarian whale! Just one. Go on, I dare you!


Back n topic.... would hump back do?
Conan Godwin
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11-23-2007 10:54
From: Rudolph Ormsby
Back n topic.... would hump back do?



You mean the same humbacks that eat thousands of tiny shrimp? Ummm....I'll let you think about that one.

And that really doesn't qualify as "back on topic" my friend. This whole thread fails to qualify.
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Derbor Torok
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11-23-2007 10:55
From: Oryx Tempel
Pineapple does the same thing with women...


Oryx, if this is true... I will be in your debt forever!

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Chas Connolly
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11-23-2007 10:55
From: Cherry Czervik
What's fornication?


(If anyone posts an earnest explanation there will be TRUBBLE)


In SL, fornication is being married and having sex with someone else's wife (or even your wife's sister), when your wife is not not your wife, and doesn't have a sister, and the wife you're having sex with is not actually the other person's wife, and could actually be your own wife, or her sister, or your sister, or brother, or the man at number 43.
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11-23-2007 10:56
Crashing

Lagging
Rudolph Ormsby
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11-23-2007 10:56
From: Conan Godwin
You mean the same humbacks that eat thousands of tiny shrimp? Ummm....I'll let you think about that one.

And that really doesn't qualify as "back on topic" my friend. This whole thread fails to qualify.


Oh well, I sit corrected !
Muddy Buchanan
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11-23-2007 10:57
From: Rudolph Ormsby
Some British beers are made with an extract of whale gut of course....


Would that be "finings" you're thinking of? That can sometimes be Isinglass or, to make a fairly loose approximation, dried fish snot. :D
Chas Connolly
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11-23-2007 10:58
From: Colette Meiji
That would be the companies that supply Gutamite then.


Also known for their pineapple flavoured Clitamite.
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Conan Godwin
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11-23-2007 10:58
From: Chas Connolly
In SL, fornication is being married and having sex with someone else's wife (or even your wife's sister), when your wife is not not your wife, and doesn't have a sister, and the wife you're having sex with is not actually the other person's wife, and could actually be your own wife, or her sister, or your sister, or brother, or the man at number 43.


Just you wind your neck in Chas. This is my thread and I make the rules.

I said back on page one, fornication is anal or vaginal penetration with a penis resulting in ejaculation. It's for you to decide to what extent vaginas and penises can really be said to exist in SL. Perhaps we should be too rigid (fnar fnar) on the whole ejaculation thing though.
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From: Raindrop Cooperstone
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Conan Godwin
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11-23-2007 11:00
From: Rudolph Ormsby
Oh well, I sit corrected !


Don't be fooled by their seeming peaceful grace, relatively small eyes and haunting melodies. Whales are ruthless killers - every one of them. I wish we were allowed to eat them - just once I'd like to say I tried it.


New thread question;

If you could eat the flesh of any animal - what would it be?

I'd also like to try bear.
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From: Raindrop Cooperstone
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Chas Connolly
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11-23-2007 11:00
From: Rudolph Ormsby
I think they just avoid drinking beer, whales are vegetarians after all.


I bet there are alot of squid who wish someone had told the sperm whales that:)
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Colette Meiji
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11-23-2007 11:00
Or the ever popular

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