Words that you like to use in place of fornication
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Chas Connolly
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11-23-2007 10:07
From: Conan Godwin I personally would not have sex with a vegan. They're all ?pale sickly creatures that might break.
All I'm going to say is this; none of it did any good for Linda MacCartney now did it
Plus, animals are stoopid. And tastey. It's like they were made to be eaten by us. Getting back to smut, some people think animals are good for other things, too. So what do we call SL bestiality. Buggered if I know. |
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Colette Meiji
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11-23-2007 10:07
From: Chris Norse Vegans ban sex with meat-eaters!
July 31, 2007 - 11:43AM
A group of New Zealand vegans - people who do not eat any animal products - are shunning sex with meat eaters, claiming their bodies are made up of animal carcasses, a researcher said in a newspaper today.
"When you are vegan or vegetarian, you are very aware that when people eat a meaty diet, they are kind of a graveyard for animals," vegan Nichola Kriek told the Christchurch daily The Press. so the sausage reference really wouldn't go over well in Vegan Circles. |
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Chris Norse
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11-23-2007 10:09
From: Colette Meiji so the sausage reference really wouldn't go over well in Vegan Circles. Nope, but a squash might.
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Joaz Janus
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11-23-2007 10:09
This thread puts me in mind of a Dorothy Parker (Mis)Qoute.
"If all the Forum Cartel women were laid , end to end,
.......I wouldnt be surprised."
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Chas Connolly
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11-23-2007 10:09
From: Colette Meiji so the sausage reference really wouldn't go over well in Vegan Circles. Do vegans masturbate, or 'beat their meat'? |
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Sally Silvera
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11-23-2007 10:10
From: Conan Godwin I suppose we could take it a stage further and say that it means to create an alt and make them bump pixel uglies together while you frenzidly masturbate in real life. that whole idea makes my brain hurt |
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Conan Godwin
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11-23-2007 10:10
From: Garrett Laramide Wouldn't that make vegetarians a big compost pile? No, that would be vegans. Vegetarians are big compost heaps covered in cheese and eggs. My favourite hippy weirdos are those people who will only eat fruits and vegetables that have fallen naturally from the trees. I think they call themselves Fruitarians. What do these people think we have canines, eyes pointing forwards and colons for? I read earlier a vegetarian website claim that vegetarianism is more natural because humans "do not have short intestines like a carnivore" we "have long intestines, like a herbivore". Ummm.....Newsflash....WE HAVE BOTH YOU MORONS!!
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Sally Silvera
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11-23-2007 10:11
From: Joaz Janus This thread puts me in mind of a Dorothy Parker (Mis)Qoute.
"If all the Forum Cartel women were laid , end to end,
.......I wouldnt be surprised." Ermmmm, count me out please  |
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Chris Norse
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11-23-2007 10:11
From: Joaz Janus This thread puts me in mind of a Dorothy Parker (Mis)Qoute.
"If all the Forum Cartel women were laid , end to end,
.......I wouldnt be surprised." I am working on it. Only so many hours in a day.
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Conan Godwin
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11-23-2007 10:11
From: Sally Silvera that whole idea makes my brain hurt Is the most disturbing part the fact that you know it happens?
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Garrett Laramide
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11-23-2007 10:11
From: Chas Connolly Do vegans masturbate, or 'beat their meat'? actually I think they caress their cucumbers
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Conan Godwin
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11-23-2007 10:12
From: Chris Norse Nope, but a squash might. Or a corgette. Or gerkin if, like me, you are woefully inadequate.
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Sally Silvera
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11-23-2007 10:13
From: Conan Godwin No, that would be vegans. Vegetarians are big compost heaps covered in cheese and eggs.
My favourite hippy weirdos are those people who will only eat fruits and vegetables that have fallen naturally from the trees. I think they call themselves Fruitarians.
What do these people think we have canines, eyes pointing forwards and colons for?
I read earlier a vegetarian website claim that vegetarianism is more natural because humans "do not have short intestines like a carnivore" we "have long intestines, like a herbivore". Ummm.....Newsflash....WE HAVE BOTH YOU MORONS!! Thanks for that Actually I would never claim any of the above, I just can't digest meat. /me grabs another piece of cheese |
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Colette Meiji
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11-23-2007 10:13
From: Chas Connolly Getting back to smut, some people think animals are good for other things, too. So what do we call SL bestiality. Buggered if I know. Well if its with furries it would be "Yiffing", even if buggery was involved. There are no actual animals in SL Though I suppose sex with prim objects would be "primming"? |
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Conan Godwin
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11-23-2007 10:15
From: Sally Silvera Thanks for that Actually I would never claim any of the above, I just can't digest meat. /me grabs another piece of cheese Mean't the morns who wrote the website. Not just all the morons who don't eat meat - I've nothing against all those morons you understand  Cheese can be pretty fearsome though, and requires deadly cunning and agility to bring down a larger member of the herd. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=8tm5La2Kzyw&feature=related
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Sally Silvera
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11-23-2007 10:15
From: Conan Godwin Is the most disturbing part the fact that you know it happens?  It does? Actually, on second thought ..... I really really really don't want to know |
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Colette Meiji
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11-23-2007 10:17
From: Sally Silvera Thanks for that Actually I would never claim any of the above, I just can't digest meat. /me grabs another piece of cheese No Belgian Beer Sludge for you then. |
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Conan Godwin
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11-23-2007 10:18
From: Colette Meiji Well if its with furries it would be "Yiffing", even if buggery was involved.
There are no actual animals in SL
Though I suppose sex with prim objects would be "primming"? Furry sex make Hulk mad. Hulk smash.
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Oryx Tempel
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11-23-2007 10:18
From: Conan Godwin Strong tasting foods can actually flavour your ....ahem....I want to say fluids, but can't work out whether fluids is worse than "juices".
Anyway, garlic and cinnamon are the two main culprits. A lot of male porn stars eat a lot of cinnamon. It's just professional courtesy. Pineapple does the same thing with women... |
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Sally Silvera
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11-23-2007 10:20
From: Conan Godwin Mean't the morns who wrote the website. Not just all the morons who don't eat meat - I've nothing against all those morons you understand Cheese can be pretty fearsome though, and requires deadly cunning and agility to bring down a larger member of the herd. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=8tm5La2Kzyw&feature=related/me wipes the lemo off the screen |
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Colette Meiji
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11-23-2007 10:20
From: Oryx Tempel Pineapple does the same thing with women... They are suggesting beer sludge though. Cracker? |
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Chas Connolly
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11-23-2007 10:23
From: Colette Meiji They are suggesting beer sludge though.
Cracker? Sorry, I'm not from Georgia. |
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Kira Cuddihy
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11-23-2007 10:32
From: Oryx Tempel Pineapple does the same thing with women... aaaaa men too. I know the hottest looking guy that actually does this. |
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Muddy Buchanan
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11-23-2007 10:34
As a scotsman with a bicycle, I regularly risk an avalanche of strongly worded letters from Matt Groening's lawyers by using "snu-snu" to refer to the aforementioned act.
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Cherry Czervik
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11-23-2007 10:38
What's fornication?
(If anyone posts an earnest explanation there will be TRUBBLE)
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