Its always good to know you have friends like the forumites. I have a "coffee meeting" scheduled this morning so I gotta get ready for that. I really need my reading glasses bu I dont wear them so there is a reason for my malapropical anntics. Did you realize slightly dark blue on light blue is bloody hard to read also. Anywho ... then i have to meet this English bloke who wants to do something with me - not what you're thinking, Pep, you narughty boy.
Okay armpit plucking: Techniques:
1. Get teh bloke lying down (on a bed is best) I always worry that they may die if they lie on the floor. And plucking armpits would be well nigh impossible for a cop to believe. I'd get interogatted.
2. Select an arm. Left is good. Or right. Either one really. And stertch it out. Not too far and let the elbow rest on a cushion, coz this might hurt, Dont tell him what your gonna do coz the first one is half the fun.
3. Select a hair.Just ONE hair. Dont make a grab for a whole bunch. You wanna pleasure the guy not torture him! Poor sod. Imagine grabbing a whole lock of underarm and swaffing it off! Yowch!
4. It should be towards the edge of the armpit coz you dont wanna use them all up. Then gently circle around it with your forefinger. Kinda like your masaging it. Getting it all nice and armed up. This can take a minute and he'll go all dreamy. That's the best bit - for him. Gently take the hair and as your massagging it gt ready and just as he thinks its gonna last forever snap the hair upwards liek your fly-fishing.
5. It should come out fairly easily. But if it doesnt have a bandaid by your side - and an excuse.
6. As his startled expression increases, tell him it's okay and that you're in control. But keep massaging it. He should feel a warmth in his arm as the blood returns. That is the pleasure for him.
7. You can do a couple ofmore hairs but you'll be surprised how happy he is when you offer it next time coz its very addicting. You can have sex after that.
Jiggy.
Okay armpit plucking: Techniques:
1. Get teh bloke lying down (on a bed is best) I always worry that they may die if they lie on the floor. And plucking armpits would be well nigh impossible for a cop to believe. I'd get interogatted.
2. Select an arm. Left is good. Or right. Either one really. And stertch it out. Not too far and let the elbow rest on a cushion, coz this might hurt, Dont tell him what your gonna do coz the first one is half the fun.
3. Select a hair.Just ONE hair. Dont make a grab for a whole bunch. You wanna pleasure the guy not torture him! Poor sod. Imagine grabbing a whole lock of underarm and swaffing it off! Yowch!
4. It should be towards the edge of the armpit coz you dont wanna use them all up. Then gently circle around it with your forefinger. Kinda like your masaging it. Getting it all nice and armed up. This can take a minute and he'll go all dreamy. That's the best bit - for him. Gently take the hair and as your massagging it gt ready and just as he thinks its gonna last forever snap the hair upwards liek your fly-fishing.
5. It should come out fairly easily. But if it doesnt have a bandaid by your side - and an excuse.
6. As his startled expression increases, tell him it's okay and that you're in control. But keep massaging it. He should feel a warmth in his arm as the blood returns. That is the pleasure for him.
7. You can do a couple ofmore hairs but you'll be surprised how happy he is when you offer it next time coz its very addicting. You can have sex after that.
Jiggy.
