Alts being used DELIBERATELY for malice

No, don't bother. Totally not interested.

[/me waits to see if the object of her comment corrects this to "pernickety".]

But can't you spell names any way you want?

I debated on Persnicketty, Persnippety, and Picayuney as my special name for The Pepatollah.

This thread is hilarious.

so the OP is your Alt?

/me giggles and slaps Colette on the ass

No, clearly not. But the Pepatollah is appropriate for the OP.

Yes, you have outted me. I am actually Pserendipity Daniels, a middle aged slightly paunchy and eternally articulate British male. I have no time for you plebians so begone with your sophistry.

Pep (Peptic ulcer inducing, it would seem)

Ohh sorry lol

Thought you were explaining how you came up with the name

I was just confused.

A confusion is just confusion confused.

Pep (NOT a lover of Pepto Bismol)

Ah, hell...Someone has gathered that you were offended by my attempting to correct your spelling. If you were or weren't, I will make a plain statement: Penny, I was NOT correcting you! I was commenting on the said person's patronizing penchant for preferring perfection over philanthropy in the form of passively permitting people's preferences to prevail.

In other words, the "original" spelling was "pernickety" while he "usual" spelling is "persnickety". BOTH are correct, which was the whole point! {see any good dictionary}

[and since you capitalized the thing as a name, you are fully entitled to put as many t's in it as you wish and still be correct!]

So there!

{I personally think Pepatollah says it quite well.]

I think I love you.

Any man with such an ability to alliterate deserves adoration.

But you know, I think we're really being unkind. Obviously Persnippity is distraught over this heinous person's attempt to dupe him. He was so perplexed he had to come right to the fora (wouldn't want to be incorrect on tenses here) and post a thread asking for what he needed to do to combat this terrible person. He's even considering filing a report...and wouldn't you love to hear the laughs coming out of LL? They don't get involved in residents cheating each other, stealing, or even identity theft, but they will hunt down with malice aforethought this evil minx who tried to seduce poor Pep.

Uh huh.

However, I digress. We should be showing a little sympathy and common decency for our fellow poster who is so traumatized.

Who is first? SHOW SOME SYMPATHY PEOPLE! THIS IS THE INTERNET FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! THIS STUFF IS REEEEEAL HURTFUL TO THE DELICATE SENSIBILITIES OF SOME.

I'm through now. Next.

[Heart flutters dangerously]

I wish I were a Neko, now, so I could add a long Purrrrrrrr to that alliterative string.

[I already loved you....Yesterday you replaced a Westie for my main!]

Anybody who refuses to do voice wins points with me.

(As for the rest of the question: Meh.)

Awwwwwww...and how is your little Westie doing now?

It must really be sad to be that distrustful, to have so many people gunning for you, to not know just exactly who is coming to get you.

Yes, paranoia strikes deep.

/me thinks we got a nut job here.

I am Spartacus

That should be "number" not "tense". Tense = past/present/future. Number = Singular, plural.

And I'm not even a linguist

Surty
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No I'm Spartacus!

I'm Garth!

we need a cunning linguist....

I'm crazy!