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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
Posts: 4,873
11-26-2007 16:24
From: Conan Godwin
To recap this thread for those just tuning in:

We are discussing how to get laid in SL. That is all.


Except for me - my life is an epic, monumental graduate-level examination in how not to get laid. Steely, mi amigo, look carefully at what I do and do the exact opposite.
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From: Jerboa Haystack

A Trout Rating (tm) is something to cherish. To flaunt and be proud of. It is something all women should aspire to obtain!
Conan Godwin
In ur base kilin ur d00ds
Join date: 2 Aug 2006
Posts: 3,676
11-26-2007 16:27
From: Trout Recreant
Except for me - my life is an epic, monumental graduate-level examination in how not to get laid. Steely, mi amigo, look carefully at what I do and do the exact opposite.


Have you tried pretending to be interested in what they're saying? That's the old school approach - people who do that are true craftsmen, spending hours, or even days, on a single mark. I prefer to simply play the odds as per previous posts; It lacks the old-time artistry of the true craftsman, but it's more efficient.
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From: Raindrop Cooperstone
hateful much? dude, that was low. die.

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Nika Talaj
now you see her ...
Join date: 2 Jan 2007
Posts: 5,449
11-26-2007 16:28
From: Trout Recreant
Except for me - my life is an epic, monumental graduate-level examination in how not to get laid. Steely, mi amigo, look carefully at what I do and do the exact opposite.
Lol! Pay no attention to this, he's just trying to eliminate competition.

*shakes her head as she watches Trout riffle his sluts rating cards*
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Derbor Torok
Lost soul
Join date: 21 Jun 2007
Posts: 1,016
11-26-2007 16:28
From: Cherry Czervik
Noooo an ANaphrodisiac :)

However, you are probably right ...

Chris won't talk on the subject tho.


"anaphordisiac" - *laughs* I need to read your posts more carefully.

As far as the other, we can just ask Cristalle how it worked for her.. she might turn Chris in.

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Carli Dancer
Registered User
Join date: 15 Aug 2006
Posts: 411
11-26-2007 16:30
From: Trout Recreant
Except for me - my life is an epic, monumental graduate-level examination in how not to get laid. Steely, mi amigo, look carefully at what I do and do the exact opposite.


Suddenly your mistakes in SLut grading all make sense ...
Ann Launay
Neko-licious™
Join date: 8 Aug 2006
Posts: 7,893
11-26-2007 16:30
From: Trout Recreant
Steely, mi amigo, look carefully at what I do and do the exact opposite.


Yes, because you wouldn't want random attractive women sending you pics of themselves in various states of undress and/or compromising positions, now would you?
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~Now Trout Re-Re-Re-Certified!~
From: someone
I am bumping you to an 8.5 on the Official Trout Measuring Instrument of Sluttiness. You are an enigma - on the one hand a sweet, gentle, intelligent woman who we would like to wrap up in our arms and protect, and on the other, a temptress to whom we would like to do all sorts of unmentionable things.

Congratulations and shame on you! You are a bit of a slut.
Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
Posts: 4,873
11-26-2007 16:32
From: Conan Godwin
Have you tried pretending to be interested in what they're saying? That's the old school approach - people who do that are true craftsmen, spending hours, or even days, on a single mark. I prefer to simply play the odds as per previous posts; It lacks the old-time artistry of the true craftsman, but it's more efficient.


You mean when they're saying stuff like, "AHHHHH! Get away from me you creep!" or "Don't make me get another restraining order, freak!" There's the classic, "Never talk to me again or my little brother will find you and kick your ass" and "I find you revolting. Please leave."

I pretend to be interested in all that stuff. In reality, I'm just trying to adjust the cam so I can see up their dresses.
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From: Jerboa Haystack

A Trout Rating (tm) is something to cherish. To flaunt and be proud of. It is something all women should aspire to obtain!
Conan Godwin
In ur base kilin ur d00ds
Join date: 2 Aug 2006
Posts: 3,676
11-26-2007 16:36
From: Trout Recreant
You mean when they're saying stuff like, "AHHHHH! Get away from me you creep!" or "Don't make me get another restraining order, freak!" There's the classic, "Never talk to me again or my little brother will find you and kick your ass" and "I find you revolting. Please leave."

I pretend to be interested in all that stuff. In reality, I'm just trying to adjust the cam so I can see up their dresses.


Yeah that sort of stuff, as well as when they babble on about feelings and junk too.
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From: Raindrop Cooperstone
hateful much? dude, that was low. die.

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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
Posts: 4,873
11-26-2007 16:39
From: Carli Dancer
Suddenly your mistakes in SLut grading all make sense ...


I stand behind every rating I've ever given, except the ones I re-rated...and re-rerated. At any rate, I am always open to a rexamination of my previous position, when properly motivated by the appropriate bribes...er...I mean later discovered evidence of an improperly low rating.

You can't expect me to change ratings based on hearsay or unbacked claims of sluttiness, can you? I'm a man of science and law for God's sake. I need some sort of proof.
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From: Jerboa Haystack

A Trout Rating (tm) is something to cherish. To flaunt and be proud of. It is something all women should aspire to obtain!
Carli Dancer
Registered User
Join date: 15 Aug 2006
Posts: 411
11-26-2007 16:45
From: Trout Recreant
I stand behind every rating I've ever given, except the ones I re-rated...and re-rerated. At any rate, I am always open to a rexamination of my previous position, when properly motivated by the appropriate bribes...er...I mean later discovered evidence of an improperly low rating.

You can't expect me to change ratings based on hearsay or unbacked claims of sluttiness, can you? I'm a man of science and law for God's sake. I need some sort of proof.



There's an old expression about cards: "If you are keeping your own score ... and you *LOSE* its your own fault."

Well in this case "If you are grading SLuts ... and you don't *SCORE* its your own fault."
Joaz Janus
Registered User
Join date: 8 Apr 2007
Posts: 54
11-26-2007 16:47
From: Conan Godwin
You can't pick a lock with a length of rope, as my old gran'pappy used to say.


He sounds like an estimable old Gentleman.

Although it does provoke the question........How did he get in the house when he misplaced his front door key ?
Steely Carver
The dreamer or the dream?
Join date: 10 Nov 2007
Posts: 515
11-26-2007 16:50
From: Trout Recreant
Except for me - my life is an epic, monumental graduate-level examination in how not to get laid. Steely, mi amigo, look carefully at what I do and do the exact opposite.


Lol. If you notice a dark figure that seems to be following you frantically scribbling in a little notebook; ignore him.
Derbor Torok
Lost soul
Join date: 21 Jun 2007
Posts: 1,016
11-26-2007 16:50
From: Trout Recreant
I stand behind every rating I've ever given, except the ones I re-rated...and re-rerated. At any rate, I am always open to a rexamination of my previous position, when properly motivated by the appropriate bribes...er...I mean later discovered evidence of an improperly low rating.

You can't expect me to change ratings based on hearsay or unbacked claims of sluttiness, can you? I'm a man of science and law for God's sake. I need some sort of proof.


Maybe what you need is some competition.. someway to force some level of discipline and determinism in the process. Remember the different polls for ranking college football?

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Alyx Sands
Mental Mentor Linguist
Join date: 17 Feb 2007
Posts: 2,432
11-26-2007 16:54
From: Steely Carver
Lol. If you notice a dark figure that seems to be following you frantically scribbling in a little notebook; ignore him.

It *could* be me, recording every new word he uses.... :D
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Carli Dancer
Registered User
Join date: 15 Aug 2006
Posts: 411
11-26-2007 17:02
From: Alyx Sands
It *could* be me, recording every new word he uses.... :D


You may want to cover your ears though when I esplain to him why I deserve another 1.5 points.
Cherry Czervik
Came To Her Senses
Join date: 18 Feb 2006
Posts: 3,680
11-26-2007 17:12
From: Trout Recreant
I stand behind every rating I've ever given, except the ones I re-rated...and re-rerated. At any rate, I am always open to a rexamination of my previous position, when properly motivated by the appropriate bribes...er...I mean later discovered evidence of an improperly low rating.

You can't expect me to change ratings based on hearsay or unbacked claims of sluttiness, can you? I'm a man of science and law for God's sake. I need some sort of proof.


/me proudly holds up my 0 score.
Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
Posts: 4,873
11-26-2007 17:13
From: Carli Dancer
You may want to cover your ears though when I esplain to him why I deserve another 1.5 points.


Carli, you have a 9.5 on a 10 point scale. An additional 1.5 would put you at 11, which is mathematically impossible. I am open to a re-assessment that would give you another score, but the best you can hope for is an additional .5. As it stands there are only two people who have ever scored higher than you and both went beyond photos to achieve their scores.

Alyx, do I really make up that many new words? Maybe they are typos. I'm a terrible typist.

Edit - Cherry - you scored a DNS, not a zero. Did Not Submit. I guarantee you would score something higher than a 0. I gave a cat a .7 for heaven's sake.
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From: Jerboa Haystack

A Trout Rating (tm) is something to cherish. To flaunt and be proud of. It is something all women should aspire to obtain!
Ann Launay
Neko-licious™
Join date: 8 Aug 2006
Posts: 7,893
11-26-2007 17:15
From: Trout Recreant
As it stands there are only two people who have ever scored higher than you and both went beyond photos to achieve their scores.



:eek:

You are getting coal in your stocking, young man! COAL!
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~Now Trout Re-Re-Re-Certified!~
From: someone
I am bumping you to an 8.5 on the Official Trout Measuring Instrument of Sluttiness. You are an enigma - on the one hand a sweet, gentle, intelligent woman who we would like to wrap up in our arms and protect, and on the other, a temptress to whom we would like to do all sorts of unmentionable things.

Congratulations and shame on you! You are a bit of a slut.
Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
Posts: 4,873
11-26-2007 17:16
From: Ann Launay
:eek:

You are getting coal in your stocking, young man! COAL!


I didn't have sex with them. They just submitted things other than photos.
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From: Jerboa Haystack

A Trout Rating (tm) is something to cherish. To flaunt and be proud of. It is something all women should aspire to obtain!
Carli Dancer
Registered User
Join date: 15 Aug 2006
Posts: 411
11-26-2007 17:16
From: Trout Recreant
Carli, you have a 9.5 on a 10 point scale. An additional 1.5 would put you at 11, which is mathematically impossible. I am open to a re-assessment that would give you another score, but the best you can hope for is an additional .5.


Hun. I go up to 11.
Ann Launay
Neko-licious™
Join date: 8 Aug 2006
Posts: 7,893
11-26-2007 17:17
From: Trout Recreant
I didn't have sex with them. They just submitted things other than photos.


Likely story!
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~Now Trout Re-Re-Re-Certified!~
From: someone
I am bumping you to an 8.5 on the Official Trout Measuring Instrument of Sluttiness. You are an enigma - on the one hand a sweet, gentle, intelligent woman who we would like to wrap up in our arms and protect, and on the other, a temptress to whom we would like to do all sorts of unmentionable things.

Congratulations and shame on you! You are a bit of a slut.
Oryx Tempel
Registered User
Join date: 8 Nov 2006
Posts: 7,663
11-26-2007 17:18
From: Trout Recreant
I didn't have sex with them. They just submitted things other than photos.

This statement frightens me. I don't know why, but it frightens me.
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Carli Dancer
Registered User
Join date: 15 Aug 2006
Posts: 411
11-26-2007 17:18
From: Trout Recreant
I didn't have sex with them. They just submitted things other than photos.


So do you want the Bazooka story?

Or would you like me to fix your "scoring" problem?
Oryx Tempel
Registered User
Join date: 8 Nov 2006
Posts: 7,663
11-26-2007 17:18
From: Carli Dancer
Hun. I go up to 11.

Isn't there an amplifier that goes up to 11?
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Nika Talaj
now you see her ...
Join date: 2 Jan 2007
Posts: 5,449
11-26-2007 17:22
/me munches popcorn and offers some to Cherry, as a fellow member of the DNS club.
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