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Chas Connolly
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11-27-2007 08:46
Especially De Kuyper ![]() You have a one ...no, make that two-track mind ![]() _____________________
Logic : The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding - The Devil's Dictionary
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bilbo99 Emu
Garrett's No.1 fan
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11-27-2007 08:46
LOL why not, ppl judge on everything else my comment fit ok let me reword, mature room etiquette? don't make it a quest for sex, make it a quest for friendship, be true to yourself, and the rest will follow (and sorry I did not read the entire thread, so I guess I missed those who were saying do not make it a quest for sex) You are right on the judgement issue Rhaorth, but am I looking through rose tinted specs when I suggest it isn't quite so damning as it used to be? Your rewording is excellent and so true. And yes, it's quite a thread isn't it? ![]() _____________________
Be polite .. that newbie could be your next ex-partner.
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Steely Carver
The dreamer or the dream?
Join date: 10 Nov 2007
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11-27-2007 08:52
Jeez I ain't got time to back-read this. Could someone give me a potted summary in, like, about 50 words? Purleeze? Lets see: Don't go to public sex spots, they have self-basting turkeys playing spin-the-bottle with Bad Santa who is screwing a lamb and besides, the slormones (or whatever) will give you ass cancer. |
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Cherry Czervik
Came To Her Senses
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11-27-2007 08:53
You have a one ...no, make that two-track mind ![]() Oh no ... I am multifaceted ... ask my friends ![]() You just see the one or two tracks in this place. (Actually I don't drink much. I have a fondness for cocktails so I get the odd bottle of ingredients, which then sit and reproach at me until I end up throwing them all in a punchbowl and making a mess. I fondly remember a bottle of Chambord (what a stupid bottle) and who knows what else went into one pre-curry house prandial orgy - I called it Black Death cos it was the colour of coal). |
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Cherry Czervik
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11-27-2007 08:53
Lets see: Don't go to public sex spots, they have self-basting turkeys playing spin-the-bottle with Bad Santa who is screwing a lamb and besides, the slormones (or whatever) will give you ass cancer. I see you've caught on well Steely ![]() |
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Cherry Czervik
Came To Her Senses
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11-27-2007 08:55
/me drools "so amazing, I want your spores" I can't win, can I? LOL /me ponders Chas's two track comment further but decides that's not what he means. |
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Steely Carver
The dreamer or the dream?
Join date: 10 Nov 2007
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11-27-2007 09:05
I see you've caught on well Steely ![]() ![]() |
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Sally Silvera
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11-27-2007 09:08
Bilbo, I think we need to have a 'bloke chat' later on today. I think I may need some more of your invaluable tips. Just tell your friend to keep his prim parts in his pockets until he needs them ![]() Despite the fact that I´m not a bloke, I do know a few and one in particular played a joke, telling me to use it before I knew what that key combination actually did. ![]() _____________________
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Brenda Connolly
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11-27-2007 09:10
I've been keeping score, Conan. Posts offering gratuitous insults to women: 8 Posts indicating you are a human person and worth getting to know: 0 Congratulations! You have just won a free lifetime membership to the World Misogynist Party (WoMP). So you won't be needing that invite to the Conan Godwin Fan Club I guess....... _____________________
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Brenda Connolly
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11-27-2007 09:13
I see you've caught on well Steely ![]() Too quickly if you ask me. *Narrows eyes*....Who's alt are you, buddy? ![]() _____________________
Don't you ever try to look behind my eyes. You don't want to know what they have seen.
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Colette Meiji
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11-27-2007 09:34
It wasn't ment to be a sexy rating system, just slutty ![]() It was only ever a running joke anyhow. Getting a high slut score doesn't even mean someone is slutty, just capable of pulling off a "slutty" photoshoot / and possibly stories. |
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Lindal Kidd
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11-27-2007 09:37
So you won't be needing that invite to the Conan Godwin Fan Club I guess....... Gee, I guess not. Maybe he's just doing a good job of pulling my leg deadpan. If so, I acknowledge the Gotcha. Otherwise, I'm crossing him off my Christmas card list. Mr. Godwin: I am not a sales prospect, a random chance, a herd animal (wounded or otherwise), an interchangeable part, a mindless receptacle, or an inflatable doll. You ignore my feelings at your peril. Perhaps you should consider these things the next time you go to a "Mature Room" and attempt to impress the ladies. _____________________
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Colette Meiji
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11-27-2007 09:40
Gee, I guess not. Maybe he's just doing a good job of pulling my leg deadpan. If so, I acknowledge the Gotcha. Otherwise, I'm crossing him off my Christmas card list. Mr. Godwin: I am not a sales prospect, a random chance, a herd animal (wounded or otherwise), an interchangeable part, a mindless receptacle, or an inflatable doll. You ignore my feelings at your peril. Perhaps you should consider these things the next time you go to a "Mature Room" and attempt to impress the ladies. I think Conan was simply making examples in absurdity. I don't think he is actually such a pig. |
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Flowerdew Zagoskin
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11-27-2007 09:42
Just be yourself in Mature areas, be polite, talk to people in im if u want and you will be surprised how quickly you will get friends.
If its sex you are after, become friends first and dont try jumping on them straight away, wait about half a hour ![]() |
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Brenda Connolly
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11-27-2007 09:46
Gee, I guess not. Maybe he's just doing a good job of pulling my leg deadpan. If so, I acknowledge the Gotcha. Otherwise, I'm crossing him off my Christmas card list. Mr. Godwin: I am not a sales prospect, a random chance, a herd animal (wounded or otherwise), an interchangeable part, a mindless receptacle, or an inflatable doll. You ignore my feelings at your peril. Perhaps you should consider these things the next time you go to a "Mature Room" and attempt to impress the ladies. Don't feel bad, Conan pulled my leg fully out of the socket the first time I ran into him. I think the thread about "The Secret" was some of his finest work. _____________________
Don't you ever try to look behind my eyes. You don't want to know what they have seen.
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Derbor Torok
Lost soul
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11-27-2007 09:55
Don't feel bad, Conan pulled my leg fully out of the socket the first time I ran into him. I think the thread about "The Secret" was some of his finest work. The scary thing is that he seems to be channeling one of my old college roommates.. ![]() .d |
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Cherry Czervik
Came To Her Senses
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11-27-2007 10:13
Don't feel bad, Conan pulled my leg fully out of the socket the first time I ran into him. I think the thread about "The Secret" was some of his finest work. Yes the first thread I posted after becoming a Mentor, and locked right away. No Trout you can't be a Mentor ... all Mentors have to sign an affadavit that they will not engage in any lewdness, cyber, pixel or poseball naughtiness of any kind. And you have to take the voice test before they will accept you. For the terrifyingly literal minded amongst you, this was tongue in cheek. My own cheek, before anyone asks that either. |
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Cherry Czervik
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11-27-2007 10:14
Too quickly if you ask me. *Narrows eyes*....Who's alt are you, buddy? ![]() Yours ![]() |
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Trout Recreant
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11-27-2007 10:21
No Trout you can't be a Mentor ... all Mentors have to sign an affadavit that they will not engage in any lewdness, cyber, pixel or poseball naughtiness of any kind. Dang. Well, all I wanted was something to beef up my resume, anyway. I figured it might help to have "mentor" on there when I try to land my dream job as a NASCAR driving-astronaut-firefighter-secret agent who loves puppies and holding hands while watching the sun set over the ocean. _____________________
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Brenda Connolly
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11-27-2007 10:24
Yes the first thread I posted after becoming a Mentor, and locked right away. No Trout you can't be a Mentor ... all Mentors have to sign an affadavit that they will not engage in any lewdness, cyber, pixel or poseball naughtiness of any kind. And you have to take the voice test before they will accept you. For the terrifyingly literal minded amongst you, this was tongue in cheek. My own cheek, before anyone asks that either. OMG I forgot you started that thread _____________________
Don't you ever try to look behind my eyes. You don't want to know what they have seen.
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Cherry Czervik
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11-27-2007 10:29
Dang. Well, all I wanted was something to beef up my resume, anyway. I figured it might help to have "mentor" on there when I try to land my dream job as a NASCAR driving-astronaut-firefighter-secret agent who loves puppies and holding hands while watching the sun set over the ocean. Only if the job specifies that you are asexual ... |
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Cherry Czervik
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11-27-2007 10:29
OMG I forgot you started that thread Yes I can't remember why now. Nice innocent little thread. I go to bed and you're all ripping each other's throats out ![]() |
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
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11-27-2007 10:30
Only if the job specifies that you are asexual ... I only want the job so I don't have to be asexual. That and free donuts on Fridays. _____________________
A Trout Rating (tm) is something to cherish. To flaunt and be proud of. It is something all women should aspire to obtain! |
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Conan Godwin
In ur base kilin ur d00ds
Join date: 2 Aug 2006
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11-27-2007 10:30
I've been keeping score, Conan. Posts offering gratuitous insults to women: 8 Posts indicating you are a human person and worth getting to know: 0 Congratulations! You have just won a free lifetime membership to the World Misogynist Party (WoMP). I want to thank my homies in Compton, and the Japanese people who mean so much to me. _____________________
hateful much? dude, that was low. die. . |
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Brenda Connolly
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11-27-2007 10:31
Yes I can't remember why now. Nice innocent little thread. I go to bed and you're all ripping each other's throats out ![]() I miss those days.........it was such a simpler, more innocent time. _____________________
Don't you ever try to look behind my eyes. You don't want to know what they have seen.
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