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Love Hastings
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11-27-2007 14:16
OOOOOH......MEN!  /me starts rummaging through steamer trunk of leftover Diabolical Devices from her brief and unlooked-for marriage-by-trickery to Evil Overlord Tegg. Get that device you worked on in the other thread. You know, the subs only thread? I bet that would work a treat. _____________________
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Conan Godwin
In ur base kilin ur d00ds
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11-27-2007 14:18
OOOOOH......MEN! /me starts rummaging through steamer trunk of leftover Diabolical Devices from her brief and unlooked-for marriage-by-trickery to Evil Overlord Tegg. I thought that was a perfectly reasonable question. _____________________
hateful much? dude, that was low. die. . |
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Derbor Torok
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11-27-2007 14:22
I thought that was a perfectly reasonable question. /me takes his hat off... how many are there in the bucket now? .d |
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Lexxi Gynoid
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11-27-2007 14:22
"I'm giving you a 7.2. Slutty hot, but not over the top. Definitely makes me want to mess you up, but if I got my mom drunk enough, I'd happily introduce you to her." -- Trout Hehe . . . sorry, just reading this again. Trout trying to hook his drunk mom up . . hehe. Um . . good son? Or, of course "I could only introduce your nasty skanky self to my mom if mom were drunk first and couldn't remember that I am her son." That Trout. A real lady killer. _____________________
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Love Hastings
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11-27-2007 14:28
Hehe . . . sorry, just reading this again. Trout trying to hook his drunk mom up . . hehe. Um . . good son? Or, of course "I could only introduce your nasty skanky self to my mom if mom were drunk first and couldn't remember that I am her son." That Trout. A real lady killer. Yeah, I read it as, "I'd have a go at you, and then I'll get my mom drunk enough so she'll have a go at you, too. Maybe I'll watch." OK, perhaps not that last part (I hope!). Poor poor misunderstood Trout... _____________________
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Sonia Nagy
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11-27-2007 14:29
Here is a tip for men: Do not try to pick up women by suggesting that their mother is drunk: either 1) drunk enough to meet them, or 2) "my drunk mother thinks you are cute . . up for a three-some?"
oh my . . I think I'm going to be ill now. very very ill. _____________________
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Sonia Nagy
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11-27-2007 14:30
Yeah, I read it as, "I'd have a go at you, and then I'll get my mom drunk enough so she'll have a go at you, too. Maybe I'll watch." OK, perhaps not that last part (I hope!). Poor poor misunderstood Trout... Oh, your interpretation is mildly better. I think. It does involve Trout watching his mother, but doesn't include him involved in an active three-way. I'm still ill over this one. _____________________
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Colette Meiji
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11-27-2007 14:30
I think he meant if his mother was drunk enough the intended person would be "a nice enough girl" to take home to mother.
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Conan Godwin
In ur base kilin ur d00ds
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11-27-2007 14:30
Here is a tip for men: Do not try to pick up women by suggesting that their mother is drunk: either 1) drunk enough to meet them, or 2) "my drunk mother thinks you are cute . . up for a three-some?" oh my . . I think I'm going to be ill now. very very ill. Or, as I've suggested before, play the odds by saying this to every woman you see. Odds are you will find one who wants to. Tip for you though guys; ugly girls are less picky. _____________________
hateful much? dude, that was low. die. . |
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Love Hastings
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Join date: 21 Aug 2007
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11-27-2007 14:32
I think he meant if his mother was drunk enough the intended person would be "a nice enough girl" to take home to mother. If sober though, shed be too slutty. Shhhh! You're spoiling the fun! _____________________
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Sonia Nagy
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11-27-2007 14:32
I think he meant if his mother was drunk enough the intended person would be "a nice enough girl" to take home to mother. If sober though, shed be too slutty. Yes, that was the second interpretation  "Or, of course "I could only introduce your nasty skanky self to my mom if mom were drunk first and couldn't remember that I am her son." " _____________________
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Oryx Tempel
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11-27-2007 14:32
Or, as I've suggested before, play the odds by saying this to every woman you see. Odds are you will find one who wants to. Tip for you though guys; ugly girls are less picky. So are ugly guys. _____________________
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Love Hastings
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11-27-2007 14:33
Tip for you though guys; ugly girls are less picky. But the OP is looking for sex. Not a wife. _____________________
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Conan Godwin
In ur base kilin ur d00ds
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11-27-2007 14:33
So are ugly guys. So are handsome guys. _____________________
hateful much? dude, that was low. die. . |
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Sonia Nagy
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11-27-2007 14:34
Or, as I've suggested before, play the odds by saying this to every woman you see. Odds are you will find one who wants to. Tip for you though guys; ugly girls are less picky. Conan - my father and very very ugly female friend find you cute. Are you up for a three-some involving father, and ugly friend? I will, of course, be in another country while this occurs. You do state that guys are less picky. Heck, I'll Trout in, he admitted somewhere that he is a man and admits to being a man. He can watch, yes? _____________________
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Conan Godwin
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11-27-2007 14:35
Conan - my father and very very ugly female friend find you cute. Are you up for a three-some involving father, and ugly friend? I will, of course, be in another country while this occurs. Let me just get my special threesome "Battle Pants" on and I'll be right over. _____________________
hateful much? dude, that was low. die. . |
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Rhaorth Antonelli
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11-27-2007 14:36
You are right on the judgement issue Rhaorth, but am I looking through rose tinted specs when I suggest it isn't quite so damning as it used to be? Your rewording is excellent and so true. And yes, it's quite a thread isn't it?  Thanks, sometimes rethinking a response instead of the knee jerk reaction is best _____________________
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Oryx Tempel
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11-27-2007 14:36
So are handsome guys. I'd say men in general are less picky. I don't see any reports of women having sex with sheep. _____________________
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Sonia Nagy
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11-27-2007 14:36
Let me just get my special threesome "Battle Pants" on and I'll be right over. Very good. You have made my ugly friend very happy. My father is grinning oddly and fondling a giant belt buckle. Not sure what that is about. _____________________
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Conan Godwin
In ur base kilin ur d00ds
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11-27-2007 14:37
I'd say men in general are less picky. I don't see any reports of women having sex with sheep. You're not looking at the right websites then. _____________________
hateful much? dude, that was low. die. . |
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Rhaorth Antonelli
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11-27-2007 14:37
Bless you Rhoarth. I think I shall. at least if it is the ones I had on in the snapshot of my skin... errm I have too many shoes LOL I just presumed it was those ones, forgive me if I misinformed you _____________________
Morpheus Linden: But then I change avs pretty often too, so often, I look nothing like my avatar. They are taking away the forums... it could be worse, they could be taking away the forums AND Second Life... |
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Conan Godwin
In ur base kilin ur d00ds
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11-27-2007 14:37
Very good. You have made my ugly friend very happy. My father is grinning oddly and fondling a giant belt buckle. Not sure what that is about. I like the sound of that! _____________________
hateful much? dude, that was low. die. . |
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Sonia Nagy
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11-27-2007 14:37
I'd say men in general are less picky. I don't see any reports of women having sex with sheep. Do not ever, please, test this theory by looking on google or the like. Please. Just like Dolcett, you are better off not knowing, or not looking. _____________________
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Sonia Nagy
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11-27-2007 14:39
I like the sound of that! This is my father here, as you can see, he is very happy.  _____________________
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Conan Godwin
In ur base kilin ur d00ds
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11-27-2007 14:41
This is my father here, as you can see, he is very happy. Tell him to wear that top; and a Davy Crockett hat. The Davy Crockett hat is very important for me personally. _____________________
hateful much? dude, that was low. die. . |