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Conan Godwin
In ur base kilin ur d00ds
Join date: 2 Aug 2006
Posts: 3,676
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11-26-2007 10:14
Go to a crowded adult area, whip your attachment out and say "Who wants a ride on this!?". I reckon that has about a 2% chance of success, so if you go somewhere that has 50 women then you are bound to get atleast one taker. Unfortunately her name will probably be Chuck.
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Cherry Czervik
Came To Her Senses
Join date: 18 Feb 2006
Posts: 3,680
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11-26-2007 10:14
Well, you can't do it via PM as your inbox is full. Space made for you, my little treasure  |
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Cherry Czervik
Came To Her Senses
Join date: 18 Feb 2006
Posts: 3,680
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11-26-2007 10:16
Go to a crowded adult area, whip your attachment out and say "Who wants a ride on this!?". I reckon that has about a 2% chance of success, so if you go somewhere that has 50 women then you are bound to get atleast one taker. Unfortunately her name will probably be Chuck. I had someone say to me yesterday "I am looking for a girl with no limits". After I'd finished ripping the piss out of him, I said "What do you want that for anyway? You KNOW someone that desperate WILL be a man, don't you". The above comment re getting someone jumping on a poseball is the source of much amusement in the above mentioned tawdry places. |
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
Posts: 4,873
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11-26-2007 10:20
Go to a crowded adult area, whip your attachment out and say "Who wants a ride on this!?". I reckon that has about a 2% chance of success, so if you go somewhere that has 50 women then you are bound to get atleast one taker. Unfortunately her name will probably be Chuck. When you whip it out, attach it to your hand instead of the normal place, then wave it about like a flag while you ask if anyone wants a ride. If anyone says yes, give it to them and tell them to clean it when they're done. Mention that you're going to go get a sandwich while they're busy, then type "/away" into chat. Oryx - your post reminds me of a joke: An Australian, a New Zealander and a sheep walk into a bar... _____________________
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Cherry Czervik
Came To Her Senses
Join date: 18 Feb 2006
Posts: 3,680
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11-26-2007 10:23
When you whip it out, attach it to your hand instead of the normal place, then wave it about like a flag while you ask if anyone wants a ride. If anyone says yes, give it to them and tell them to clean it when they're done. Mention that you're going to go get a sandwich while they're busy, then type "/away" into chat. Attaching it to the top of your head won't get you any ladies, but is amusing. |
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
Posts: 4,873
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11-26-2007 10:35
Attaching it to the top of your head won't get you any ladies, but is amusing. It will if you bend over at the waist and bullrush them. Wait until they turn their backs, type "BANZAI!" into chat then run up and stab them right in the ass with it. Really. Women find this endearing. They just melt into little puddles when you do this. I recommend everyone try it. Please let me watch. _____________________
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Okiphia Rayna
DemonEye Benefactor
Join date: 22 Sep 2007
Posts: 2,103
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11-26-2007 10:36
It will if you bend over at the waist and bullrush them. Wait until they turn their backs, type "BANZAI!" into chat then run up and stab them right in the ass with it. Really. Women find this endearing. They just melt into little puddles when you do this. I recommend everyone try it. Please let me watch. I'd prefer a different yell personally.. something more fantasy-is like maybe hmm... 'And my axe!' or just an insane wail _____________________
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Cherry Czervik
Came To Her Senses
Join date: 18 Feb 2006
Posts: 3,680
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11-26-2007 10:39
It will if you bend over at the waist and bullrush them. Wait until they turn their backs, type "BANZAI!" into chat then run up and stab them right in the ass with it. Really. Women find this endearing. They just melt into little puddles when you do this. I recommend everyone try it. Please let me watch. Another tip for guys. If you are a submissive man, run backwards at your chosen "assertive lady" target, bum in the air ... maybe gripping each cheek firmly. Screech "I'm all yours Mistress". Sure fire turn on, and guaranteed to have stunning results. *The above may be a lie. |
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Okiphia Rayna
DemonEye Benefactor
Join date: 22 Sep 2007
Posts: 2,103
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11-26-2007 10:41
Another tip for guys. If you are a submissive man, run backwards at your chosen "assertive lady" target, bum in the air ... maybe gripping each cheek firmly. Screech "I'm all yours Mistress". Sure fire turn on, and guaranteed to have stunning results. *The above may be a lie. THis is stunningly wonderful for me personally as well as: Male submissive IMing me with: "Hello, Mistress" -Greetings "Do you like male slaves Mistress?" -Read my profile....says males only if amazingly well behaved "What do you like to do with your slaves, Mistress? What makes you hot?" Wow.....that made me proud of my lifestyle ^^ _____________________
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Cherry Czervik
Came To Her Senses
Join date: 18 Feb 2006
Posts: 3,680
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11-26-2007 10:42
THis is stunningly wonderful for me personally as well as: Male submissive IMing me with: "Hello, Mistress" -Greetings "Do you like male slaves Mistress?" -Read my profile....says males only if amazingly well behaved "What do you like to do with your slaves, Mistress? What makes you hot?" Wow.....that made me proud of my lifestyle ^^ It always amuses me that no one quite knows, so they just assume I will be what they are looking for. Tough! |
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
Posts: 4,873
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11-26-2007 10:49
Another tip for guys. If you are a submissive man, run backwards at your chosen "assertive lady" target, bum in the air ... maybe gripping each cheek firmly. Screech "I'm all yours Mistress". Sure fire turn on, and guaranteed to have stunning results. *The above may be a lie. Well, it's guaranteed to make me laugh hysterically if I happen to be watching. If anyone considers trying this, please, I'm begging you, do it when I have a chance to witness it. I could use a good laugh. _____________________
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Cherry Czervik
Came To Her Senses
Join date: 18 Feb 2006
Posts: 3,680
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11-26-2007 11:01
Well, it's guaranteed to make me laugh hysterically if I happen to be watching. If anyone considers trying this, please, I'm begging you, do it when I have a chance to witness it. I could use a good laugh. Why can I sense a Cartel outing to one of the places I said I wouldn't mention but which Steely did ... |
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
Posts: 4,873
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11-26-2007 11:05
Why can I sense a Cartel outing to one of the places I said I wouldn't mention but which Steely did ... You know... This idea has legs. Maybe a group outing led by a few of the older forum regulars to show the new guys the best (best=worst) ways to get SLaid at public sex sites. The potential for hilarity is extremely high. Maybe some sort of competition to see who can drop the worst pick-up line that actually works. _____________________
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Cherry Czervik
Came To Her Senses
Join date: 18 Feb 2006
Posts: 3,680
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11-26-2007 11:08
You know... This idea has legs. Maybe a group outing led by a few of the older forum regulars to show the new guys the best (best=worst) ways to get SLaid at public sex sites. The potential for hilarity is extremely high. Maybe some sort of competition to see who can drop the worst pick-up line that actually works. There is the veritable sport of "baiting" of course. This involves shouting what your friends are prepared to do/are into. Of course it has to be a) a lie and b) enticing to the masses and c) embarassing for them. Given the amount of deviant devious minds in the Cartel ... it could be fun. |
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Oryx Tempel
Registered User
Join date: 8 Nov 2006
Posts: 7,663
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11-26-2007 11:37
What would really be interesting would be to see how many cartel members actually paired up and started pixel humping at some of these places.
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Carli Dancer
Registered User
Join date: 15 Aug 2006
Posts: 411
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My Milkshake ..
11-26-2007 11:46
*bounces up and down* I want to come, I like cheap entertainment  .It takes a lot of effort, and a fair amount of money to do "cheap" well in Second Life. |
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Brenda Connolly
Un United Avatar
Join date: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 25,000
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11-26-2007 11:47
What would really be interesting would be to see how many cartel members actually paired up and started pixel humping at some of these places. It would be impossible to tell with all the frigging alts you people have running around out there..... _____________________
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Oryx Tempel
Registered User
Join date: 8 Nov 2006
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11-26-2007 11:48
LOL - oooh maybe we could have a
Nevermind. That idea was just too wrong, even for this crowd. _____________________
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
Posts: 4,873
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11-26-2007 11:48
What would really be interesting would be to see how many cartel members actually paired up and started pixel humping at some of these places. With each other or with random strangers in order to win a bet? Adding betting to the Cartel Sexcapades Event is another dimension. _____________________
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Oryx Tempel
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Join date: 8 Nov 2006
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11-26-2007 11:49
With each other or with random strangers in order to win a bet? Adding betting to the Cartel Sexcapades Event is another dimension. With eachother, duh. That's what makes it titillating. _____________________
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Love Hastings
#66666
Join date: 21 Aug 2007
Posts: 4,094
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11-26-2007 11:53
LOL - oooh maybe we could have a Nevermind. That idea was just too wrong, even for this crowd. You can't just start it like that and leave us hanging! _____________________
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
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11-26-2007 11:57
You can't just start it like that and leave us hanging! Agreed. Out with it. And did you just "duh" me? Wtflolercopterbbq? Making bets with someone on whether they can bag the newb in the free sex room is a time-honored tradition in America and a time-honoured tradition in Australia and the UK. _____________________
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Oryx Tempel
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Join date: 8 Nov 2006
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11-26-2007 11:57
You can't just start it like that and leave us hanging! /me blushes madly I'm such a freak. I must be seriously bored (at work, which I am) because suddenly the thought of a sort of "secret santa" thing crossed my mind. _____________________
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Love Hastings
#66666
Join date: 21 Aug 2007
Posts: 4,094
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11-26-2007 11:59
/me blushes madly I'm such a freak. I must be seriously bored (at work, which I am) because suddenly the thought of a sort of "secret santa" thing crossed my mind. The ol' car keys in a hat? _____________________
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Carli Dancer
Registered User
Join date: 15 Aug 2006
Posts: 411
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11-26-2007 11:59
/me blushes madly I'm such a freak. I must be seriously bored (at work, which I am) because suddenly the thought of a sort of "secret santa" thing crossed my mind. So like spin the bottle but with elves? |