your good friday joke of the day (from the inbox):
Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak.. But, all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic. And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday.. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest.
The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass.. and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, 'You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic..
Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement. There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted: You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you's a catfish.
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04-10-2009 10:41
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Bradley Bracken
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04-10-2009 10:42
that is just got to be the worst place on earth to live. ugh. i can't stand vegas. It was okay at first but then it got old very fast. Hearing the slot machines going in virtually every store got very tiring fast. _____________________
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3Ring Binder
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04-10-2009 10:43
I love Vegas. One thing I do hate. Paper slappers. Those guys who stand like every 3' from each other slapping flyers in your face for all the strip places and god knows what else. And then people throw the paper on the ground because most don't want to really deal with it. last time i was there, they were passing out trading cards by the thousands. yes, the strip was a mess. looked like a parade had come through and tossed confetti all around. but by sunrise, it was all gone. i find that simply incredible. _____________________
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Maureen Boccaccio
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04-10-2009 10:43
Yo Mo!!! /me waves /me waves back. I meant to tell you yesterday that I kept refreshing that "featured" page on xStreetSL, and your window never came up...unless I first searched under "Home and Garden."  |
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Pserendipity Daniels
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04-10-2009 10:43
your good friday joke of the day (from the inbox): Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak.. But, all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic. And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday.. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest. The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass.. and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, 'You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic.. Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement. There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted: You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you's a catfish. Pep (Got any good crucifixion jokes as well?) _____________________
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Damien1 Thorne
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04-10-2009 10:44
Just wait till things of Elora's start blooming on the back deck. We may have to have a competition  If it doesn't rain tomorrow I think I'll go back to the gardens and take more pics. April is usually the best month to take pics there. Before it hits 100 degrees. _____________________
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Jackie Silverfall
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04-10-2009 10:45
your good friday joke of the day (from the inbox): Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak.. But, all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic. And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday.. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest. The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass.. and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, 'You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic.. Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement. There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted: You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you's a catfish. No disrespect intended towards the Faithful, of course! Jackie_____________________
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Ghosty Kips
Elora's Llama
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04-10-2009 10:45
You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you's a catfish. BWAHAHAHAHA!!! _____________________
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Elora Lunasea
Mrs. Llama
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04-10-2009 10:45
your good friday joke of the day (from the inbox): Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak.. But, all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic. And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday.. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest. The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass.. and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, 'You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic.. Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement. There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted: You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you's a catfish. ROFL! Too funny! _____________________
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3Ring Binder
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04-10-2009 10:46
It was okay at first but then it got old very fast. Hearing the slot machines going in virtually every store got very tiring fast. i love that people live in shifts in vegas. you can go to a grocery store at ANY time of day or night, and will be full of shoppers - i remember doing beer runs at different times like 2pm, 8pm, 1am, 4am... and seeing moms fully dressed for office work and retail, dragging their 'fully dressed and ready for school' looking kids along before they drop them off at daycare (or wherever they take them) at all those times. _____________________
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Ghosty Kips
Elora's Llama
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04-10-2009 10:47
If it doesn't rain tomorrow I think I'll go back to the gardens and take more pics. April is usually the best month to take pics there. Before it hits 100 degrees. zomg, where do you live? Sounds like Washington DC  Insufferably hot, very happy to have moved north._____________________
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Maureen Boccaccio
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04-10-2009 10:47
your good friday joke of the day (from the inbox): Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak.. But, all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic. And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday.. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest. The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass.. and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, 'You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic.. Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement. There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted: You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you's a catfish. *spits water on monitor* LOL!!! Oh, would that I could do this!! My three brothers and sister just received this as an email.  |
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Amaranthim Talon
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04-10-2009 10:47
 Is that cyclamen? Whatever it is, it is beautiful _____________________
"Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again. "
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Maureen Boccaccio
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04-10-2009 10:48
Damien, I am thankful you are making up for what seems like YEARS
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Elora Lunasea
Mrs. Llama
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04-10-2009 10:49
last time i was there, they were passing out trading cards by the thousands. yes, the strip was a mess. looked like a parade had come through and tossed confetti all around. but by sunrise, it was all gone. i find that simply incredible. Sort of like New Year's Eve in Times Square! _____________________
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Amaranthim Talon
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04-10-2009 10:50
Hey- maybe it was tofu venison?
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Damien1 Thorne
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04-10-2009 10:50
zomg, where do you live? Sounds like Washington DC Insufferably hot, very happy to have moved north.Near Tucson. Is that cyclamen? Whatever it is, it is beautiful As usual, I have no idea what any of these are.  _____________________
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Elora Lunasea
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04-10-2009 10:51
Hey- maybe it was tofu venison? No, only Bradley would be eating that  _____________________
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Elora Lunasea
Mrs. Llama
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04-10-2009 10:52
Near Tucson. As usual, I have no idea what any of these are. Roses, dear Damien, roses! Looks like an old rose form to me too, I used to grow them. It's an unusual color; lovely. _____________________
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Bradley Bracken
Goodbye, Farewell, Amen
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04-10-2009 10:52
Stop! Stop! Stop Everything!
I've only popped into the undying thread now and again. Today I decided to check it out more since I've been told I should. How the f**K to you all keep track of what's going on? _____________________
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Amaranthim Talon
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04-10-2009 10:54
Stop! Stop! Stop Everything! I've only popped into the undying thread now and again. Today I decided to check it out more since I've been told I should. How the f**K to you all keep track of what's going on? You don't Think of it as an old-timey porch rocking neighborly chat. People wander in and out and talk or just 'sit a spell'._____________________
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Elora Lunasea
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04-10-2009 10:54
Stop! Stop! Stop Everything! I've only popped into the undying thread now and again. Today I decided to check it out more since I've been told I should. How the f**K to you all keep track of what's going on? We have brains that absorb like sponges. _____________________
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3Ring Binder
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04-10-2009 10:55
Bradley, it's easier to keep up if you quit your job and stay home all day at your monitor, refreshing the screen.
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Amaranthim Talon
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04-10-2009 10:55
We have brains that absorb like sponges. If the sponges live at the bottom of the sea.. why is there still water? _____________________
"Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again. "
Robert A. Heinlein http://talonfaire.blogspot.com/ Visit Talon Faire Main: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Misto%20Presto/216/21/155- Main Store XStreets: http://tinyurl.com/6r7ayn |
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Bradley Bracken
Goodbye, Farewell, Amen
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04-10-2009 10:56
Bradley, it's easier to keep up if you quit your job and stay home all day at your monitor, refreshing the screen. I don't work so I'm halfway there. _____________________
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