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Brenda Connolly
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06-10-2008 17:37
From: Isabeau Imako
That's it, I"m getting a car. You bums can wait in the rain for the bus.

I'm gonna catch a Ride with Jesus if it's all the same to you.
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Gabriele Graves
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Join date: 23 Apr 2007
Posts: 6,205
06-10-2008 17:38
From: Dinalya Dawes
*opens mouth to talk and then stutters* Dang, you win!
I confirm a complete thread win by Brenda due to her innovative application of Groucho.
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Saucey Barbecue
I Nommed yer Girlfriend
Join date: 10 May 2006
Posts: 254
06-10-2008 17:38
From: Macphisto Angelus
It's ok.. on reflection I forgot a train is likely more stable in it's heading then a bus or SL.

Sl is just not easily defined by a vehicle. :(

Oh, I dunno... I seem ta recall some movie wherein the survivers of a plane crash actually cannabilised each other.....


Why is everyone here b'ginnin' ta resemble peanur butter cookies?
Raudf Fox
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Join date: 25 Feb 2005
Posts: 5,119
06-10-2008 17:39
*snerks* One thing.. some estate owners are NOT premium. Would they be able to log in?

If not, they can rent my slot during the shutouts!
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Gabriele Graves
Always and Forever, FULL
Join date: 23 Apr 2007
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06-10-2008 17:39
From: Isabeau Imako
That's it, I"m getting a car. You bums can wait in the rain for the bus.
Car is too slow even, the new fastest method between two points is the Login/Logout :p
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Conan Godwin
In ur base kilin ur d00ds
Join date: 2 Aug 2006
Posts: 3,676
06-10-2008 17:40
I like my vehicles like I like my women; built for comfort rather than speed. Dirigibles are the only way to travel.
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From: Raindrop Cooperstone
hateful much? dude, that was low. die.

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Gabriele Graves
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Join date: 23 Apr 2007
Posts: 6,205
06-10-2008 17:40
From: Saucey Barbecue
Oh, I dunno... I seem ta recall some movie wherein the survivers of a plane crash actually cannabilised each other.....


Why is everyone here b'ginnin' ta resemble peanur butter cookies?
That is a serious peanut butter cookie addiction/fetish you have. I would go see someone about it - preferably a baker.
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Saucey Barbecue
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Join date: 10 May 2006
Posts: 254
06-10-2008 17:42
From: Gabriele Graves
That is a serious peanut butter cookie addiction/fetish you have. I would go see someone about it - preferably a baker.

Tigers will do anythiin' fer peanur butter cookies.... We're kin'a stoopit that way.
Macphisto Angelus
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Join date: 21 Oct 2004
Posts: 5,831
06-10-2008 17:42
From: Brenda Connolly
I'm gonna catch a Ride with Jesus if it's all the same to you.


Isn't that a country song?
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I put on my robe and wizard ha...
Oh. Nevermind then.
Gabriele Graves
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Join date: 23 Apr 2007
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06-10-2008 17:45
From: Saucey Barbecue
Tigers will do anythiin' fer peanur butter cookies.... We're kin'a stoopit that way.
Anything? *raises an eyebrow, evil gleam in her eyes*

You might not want to advertise that.
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Trout Rating: I'm giving you an 8.2 on the Troutchter Earth-Movement Slut Scale. You are an amazing, enchanting woman, and, when the situation calls for it, a slut of the very best sort. Congratulations and shame on you!
Saucey Barbecue
I Nommed yer Girlfriend
Join date: 10 May 2006
Posts: 254
06-10-2008 17:45
From: Gabriele Graves
Car is too slow even, the new fastest method between two points is the Login/Logout :p

Gawds, that's the trooth... I hafta log inta mainland THEN TP ta where I wanna go anymore! For at least the past week now!


/me wunners if the short bus'd get there faster.
Saucey Barbecue
I Nommed yer Girlfriend
Join date: 10 May 2006
Posts: 254
06-10-2008 17:46
From: Gabriele Graves
Anything? *raises an eyebrow, evil gleam in her eyes*

Yes.
Saucey Barbecue
I Nommed yer Girlfriend
Join date: 10 May 2006
Posts: 254
06-10-2008 17:47
From: Brenda Connolly
I'm gonna catch a Ride with Jesus if it's all the same to you.

Does ridiin' Jebus get there faster'n the short bus?

/me holds uppa thumb n' shows some leg...
Gabriele Graves
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Join date: 23 Apr 2007
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06-10-2008 17:51
From: Saucey Barbecue
Yes.
I hope you are good at mucking out sewers *hands him a pair of rubber boots* One cookie per hour.
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Dinalya Dawes
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Join date: 23 Sep 2007
Posts: 424
06-10-2008 17:52
From: Saucey Barbecue
Does ridiin' Jebus get there faster'n the short bus?

/me holds uppa thumb n' shows some leg...


Who's leg is that!!
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Isabeau Imako
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Join date: 13 Sep 2007
Posts: 2,335
06-10-2008 17:59
From: Dinalya Dawes
Who's leg is that!!


Not hers I hope,
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=L9_TNV23HR8
Don't watch if you're squeemish (sp?) - graphic.
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From: Macphisto Angelus
Just remember what my dear Grammy always says: "F**k 'em!"
Conan Godwin
In ur base kilin ur d00ds
Join date: 2 Aug 2006
Posts: 3,676
06-10-2008 17:59
From: Isabeau Imako
Not hers I hope,
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=L9_TNV23HR8
Don't watch if you're squeemish (sp?) - graphic.



THAT'S RACIST!!!
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From: Raindrop Cooperstone
hateful much? dude, that was low. die.

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Dinalya Dawes
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Join date: 23 Sep 2007
Posts: 424
06-10-2008 18:00
From: Isabeau Imako
Not hers I hope,
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=L9_TNV23HR8
Don't watch if you're squeemish (sp?) - graphic.


I think that leg scared the OP away. I feel bad now. =(
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Gabriele Graves
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Join date: 23 Apr 2007
Posts: 6,205
06-10-2008 18:01
From: Isabeau Imako
Not hers I hope,
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=L9_TNV23HR8
Don't watch if you're squeemish (sp?) - graphic.
There was an apocryphal tale involving a person's severed leg, placed in someones bed for a prank by medical students. Not sure gross, horror stories violate PG standards, seeing as books don't tend to have ratings. Best to play safe I expect.
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Trout Rating: I'm giving you an 8.2 on the Troutchter Earth-Movement Slut Scale. You are an amazing, enchanting woman, and, when the situation calls for it, a slut of the very best sort. Congratulations and shame on you!
Brenda Connolly
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Join date: 10 Jan 2007
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06-10-2008 18:02
From: Saucey Barbecue
Does ridiin' Jebus get there faster'n the short bus?

/me holds uppa thumb n' shows some leg...

I don't know, but a wild storm has just rolled in and lightning has struck a litle too close to where I am sitting,so I'll take a pass on any more Jesus jokes for the evening
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Macphisto Angelus
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Join date: 21 Oct 2004
Posts: 5,831
06-10-2008 18:02
I can sum this thread up in one picture:

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From: Natalie P from SLU
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From: Ann Launay
I put on my robe and wizard ha...
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Colette Meiji
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Join date: 25 Mar 2005
Posts: 15,556
06-10-2008 18:04
wow - rough thread.

Basically if you are going to do a "Log in que" and you want to base it on who pays the most for their service / etc / bla bla bla.

This should be the order of ejecting/ not allowing in-

Bots in excess of 5 per IP/Person

All Bots

No payment on file accounts less than 90 days old

No payment on file accounts

Payment on file but non-premium

non-conseriege premium

Conseirge owners who own less than 10 islands

Everyone.




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Alternatively you could do a time zone based login

Where you set a time, say 2AM - 8AM where people in that time zone received a low-priority logon status.


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Or you could just do it first come / first serve ..

Basically create a logon "QUE" where instead of timing out and shipping you off to the back of the line, the viewer keeps track of when you first attempted to log in and as people logged off, you would get your turn.


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I think the first come / first serve is fairest - its quite a bit better than the try your luck system we have now.
Djamila Marikh
(shrugs)
Join date: 9 Nov 2006
Posts: 158
06-10-2008 18:05
From: Kitty Barnett

Whenever I see someone argue against free accounts I'll just assume it's going to be about NPIOFs since they likely account for half of the active accounts and it's the obvious group to put restrictions on.


Paying accts flatlined around 90k of total population 13 million (estimated to be 90% inactive) with 408,000 accts registered in March alone.

Seems probable paying accounts are way way less than 50%.

http://secondlife.reuters.com/stories/2008/04/15/sl-posts-strong-economic-growth-on-dwindling-enrollments/

Still think their economic numbers are skewed by double counting (buy & sell) and factoring in sim and openspace sim purchases.
Saucey Barbecue
I Nommed yer Girlfriend
Join date: 10 May 2006
Posts: 254
06-10-2008 18:06
From: Gabriele Graves
I hope you are good at mucking out sewers *hands him a pair of rubber boots* One cookie per hour.

EsCUSE ME?!?!11!!one?leventyseven?! "Him"?! I'ma GIRL!

Well, *mostly* a girl.
Saucey Barbecue
I Nommed yer Girlfriend
Join date: 10 May 2006
Posts: 254
06-10-2008 18:08
From: Dinalya Dawes
Who's leg is that!!

I dun' hafta tell ya that! I wanna see a warrant!
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