SL sex, is it for despos?

secondlife is secondlife

Probability that this new "Booby" character is Jumpman's alt: 100%

That first came to mind as i was reading it, but Booby clearly has better spelling then Jumpy.


I do have to agree with you Booby, about the pixel sex that is. Second life is just a virtual interaction with others. That's where to each their own comes in.

Who the hell is jumpman? Im nobodys alt. Im an avatar in my own right. Im also not new. I think I was born around may last year

Yes to each their own but if you try and drag me into your depravity expect a big suprise lol and I when i say big I mean huge lol

Umm, i wasn't trying to drag you anywhere. I also know where my morals are, so that's a poor assumption on your part.

If you said "huge" when you mean "huge" instead of saying "big" when you mean "huge", you wouldn't having to add any explanatory clauses about what you mean when you say "big".

Umm Didnt mean you personally silly I meant anyone.

So I am really missing Strife....

Pedantic "much"

The only interesting part about this thread is that the OPs in world born day is in fact in May of 07, forum says this month. I suppose it shows the date for when you first start posting in the forums here. Interesting with all the talk of trolls being alts from Jan, gotta check a few rez dates in game it appears.

The rest...you cant be dragged into anything. You can walk, fly, tp, away from whatever you want. Whats so great about anything in SL if your logic is it is all better in RL. Feel free to just live your SL and RL the way you want, let others do the same.

Constantine Maroulis gazes piercingly from under his hair, raises an eyebrow, and smoulders...

"Booby, you know you want me."

Born in may? You're new, and plonked in the bin with Jumpman for boring trolling.
I like to invite people like you who believe the forums are for trolling or conversation to relieve the boredom of their pathetic lives into threads then halfway through it just start insulting them and plonk them freaking them out and winding them up with no comeback

Jumpy is pimping a porn mag on the other forum so I highly doubt it. Plus he can't write more than two sentences per paragraph. No, this is the work of someone else. So I have to ask: Y2k? Y?

But in all seriousness, this is the type of thread that will get RA closed, so please let's not bump it.

*bump*

Yeah, definitely not Jumpy. Unless he got a dictionary and some home schoolin' for Christmas.

LMAO!!! I'm sorry..........but this comment reminded me so much of my best friend! LOL........ I think she would take your approach on the chicks with dicks thing as well.......LMAO.......I can just imagine some responses you would get. That cracks me up!

Ok, in these forums you always have the same conversation of ewww, sl sex sucks, sl sex isn't for me I never do that. How can anyone do that? It's beneath me to even think of it.


The thing is that many times these same indiviuals wish they could participate in the very thing they're constantly turning their noses at in public. Or they have tried it but won't ever dare admit it so they hide behind the same sl sex isn't for me I don't ever do that garbage. Or either because they can't find someone as strange as it may sound or because they're embarrassed to even try.

While there are people who don't cyber or engage in any sex whether on phone or for real. On the flip side there are the usual suspects who won't ever dare admit they have tried it, they do it all the time or they want to but can't for whatever their reasons. Many, especially females thinking they'll be percieved as sluts if they were to even give the slightest hint they've tried it or would like to. Therefore bringing this same tiresome topic to life again and again with their self righteous selves while trying to distance themselves from the very thing they do or wish they could.

It's easy to sit back and act like judge and jury trying to look clean all the while engaging in or wishing they could in the very thing they try to act like they despise. If anything these people are worse then those who don't care and admit it being it's not a big deal. People here are adults and as such shouldn't really care one way or the other who does what. But of course this doesn't apply to the holier then thou sect. They only like to pretend they're always clean while being dirtier then everyone else.

But that's the beauty of it! One alt wants all sex all the time and is actually rather nice about providing a positive experience for new residents, while the other spouts off about how SL sex is for losers and drives home his point by sexually traumatizing "pesky despo noobs".

I could meditate on this yin/yang of sexual neurotica for hours.


While true that the "Jumpy" character is a bit language challenged, we all know that he is operated by a 57-year-old cultural anthropology professor at Harvard who uses him for her research into sexual bravado in an online environment.

But you may be right... this "Booby" character has been introduced in a strange semi-developed state, with no clear unifying purpose to his persona. It just doesn't seem like Professor Martowski's modus operandi. Perhaps one of her colleagues? It will be interesting to see if this one is actually going anywhere, or if the lack of character development is an unintentional effect caused by the inadequacies of the researcher.

Jumpy cracks me up...


Is that very wrong?

I would love to see the answers to this poster on SLU

LOL keep telling yourself that. Its got nothing to do with thinking its dirty or being holier than thou, its to do with how ridiculous and unrealistic and unsatisfying I think sl sex is. Of course Ive tried it and in all honesty I didnt expect it to turn me on and I was right, it didnt. In real life Im very much in touch with my inner slut and I dont care how people perceive me.
I suppose if youre a paraplegic obese dwarf amputee with cystic acne vulgaris , a micro penis and genital fungus then sl sex is better than nothing but still I think a porn flick would a better job.

Yes dear, VERY wrong. I am forwarding you to three specialists to help diagnose the problem...

Ha Ha! Love it!! LOL!!

Just to add I dont mean that I like his so called rudeness to people, but I giggle away thinking "Zomg.. are you for real?" at his "speech".. I think underneath that "bad lad" exterior there is someone there desperate for a hug! LOL

Just so you know, Booby, there are several physically disabled people who frequent this forum. We like to respect them as human beings, and so avoid using them as examples of ultimate loserness.

That said, let's get back to your character development. Let's start with your motivation... what happened in your past that left you with the need to boost your sense of superiority by sexually assaulting others?

My God, that's uncanny! How did you know?! *scans room for hidden cameras*

The insult thing is too obvious. Tone it down a bit. Next time I would leave out the obesity mention.

This is a thinly veiled attempt to create a thread so outrageous that LL shuts the forum down. Guess the OP has not heard they plan to keep it up and running.