Ask Jake Anything

Dear Jake,

I was wondering why i like battery operated boyfriends in my second life, i usually like the penis in rl, but i was wondering why i dont like the prim penis in second life.

Is there something wrong with me? why am i so attractive to the prim rubber dildos? especially the pink ones.

Help me out jake, i know you can find the answer.

wuv,
dildo wuver.

Sure. Where do you want to go?

Do all men think its fun to rip a girls heart out then stomp on it? Repeatedly... with hobnail boots?

Well a condition called Morton's Toe is a common mutation where the center toe is longer than the big toe (I have this too). I assume this is what you mean by bigger. In any case I am sure yuour toes are cute, and you should just pck a good color of toenail polish. If it really bothers you wear closed toed shoes instead of strappy sandals. Or wear a high-bling toe ring so that people are wondering about the bling and not looking at your toe.

All out ancestors were tree climbers.

You aren't crazy. the short answer is that we know its Genetics, but we don;t know exactly how it works.

A longer, and equally vague answer can be found here:

http://www.athro.com/evo/inherit.html

Directly. Be up front and document the authorization for your travel, the reason for your travel, and be sure and save all reciepts. Also while I would confront him in person, I would also draft a memo outlining all of the above and send it to your boss and a copy to your HR department.
I would be calm and professional and advise your boss that you would like him to remedy the situation. Ask him what can be done to fix this minor mistake. If he doesnt work it out, then go over his head if possible. He he is the head, then you need to decide if your job is worth the hassle.

But always remember: be courteous and write it down in letters or memos and send them.

Well I think ther is nothing wrong with liking pink dildoes-uless your find your self falling in love with one after a deep meaningful night of conversation and cuddling. Second life is meant to be a place where we can explore other aspects of ourselves. Maybe for you, one of those aspects is your inner dildo slut?

I would embrace and enjoy the expereince of being a pink dildo slut in SL.

In Real Life, if you wish to explore the fascination with dildoes, the best way to do it is to include your lover in the process. Treat it as just one more way of sharing sexual pleasure. After all, what makes it having sex is not the penetration, but all the emotional giving that surrounds it, including the fore and after play as well as the sharing of intimacy.

Thank you, Jake!

Well do all women think its fun to rip a guys heart out and then stomp on it? Repeatedly, with high heeled boots?


Relationships are hard. So hard that ulitmately we only ever have one that is sucessful-if we are lucky and work hard at it. Chances are if you believe in love at all, and pursue romantic relationships, you are going to have your heart broken because a relationship just doesn't work out. Its part ofthe process. Its not at all pleasant, but any relationship involve balancing out a whole bunch of hopes and dreams and expectations, not to mentionwildly divergent opinions on thoothpaste and toilet seat positions.

Accept the joy and the pain and remember the joy. But really in relationships its always better to focus on how to make the next one work and not worry why the last one failed. What is always a bad thing to have your self esteem and self image and self identity wrapped up too tightly in being loved by one particular person. Be true to yourself always, and find guys who love you for that quality.

And you know how I feel about you miss Willow Z, so no pity parties here. ;P

Good job I wasn't including you in the group of stupid men then

I am sure I have mucked up my share of relationships and hurt people who were nothing but wonderful to me. I am entirely guilty of having been a stupid male. But I don't really recall taking pleasure in hurting someone. Sometimes things just don't work out.

Yes, unfortunately it appears to be time after time after time after time after time....

CHASING THE RAINBOW SUCKS!

Yes. But the measure of our happiness should be having the rainbow. Its all a matter of persepctive. For some reason people seem to give all sorts of weight to the negative and entirely discount the positive.

I have a spare rainbow you can have, but it's missing it's indigo.

Oh. And the pot of gold, obviously

I'll take it!

Jake,

You're the best thing since Frasier Crane. This question has been tearing me apart for years: If I close my eyes forever, will it all remain unchanged?

Thanks,

Lusting for Lita

Ah yes Lita Ford. I lusted for her too. Even if she covered a Generation X song (billy Idol's old band) to get famous.

In answer to your question: No. closing your eyes only limits your perception of the world, the world will still change with out you. In essence closing your eyes is choosing ignorance.

For myself:
I Don't want to close my eyes
I don't want to fall asleep
Cause I'd miss you baby
And I don't want to miss a thing

Hey Jake,
Would it be too difficult for a beginner to try to make bagels at home?
Thanks!

Doesn't seem too difficult to me:

http://www.fromdebbieskitchen.com/Bagels.htm

But I am lazy as a cook and bagels are too involved. I just use my automotic breadmaker for fresh bread. Bagels are good from a jewish bakery. Canter's in LA springs to mind.

Allright freinds and neighbors, its time for me to once again go to uphold truth justice and the american way. Keep your questions coming, I will reply later today!

Take care and be safe.

Jake

I dunno. Where do nihilists like to hang out?

Wait! I know the answer to that one: coffee houses, poetry readings, teaching assistant bullpens, bars with carpet on the walls, law libraries . .

This is gold.

Hi Jake

I got a big one for you. I like big ones. Maybe its because I'm trying to compensate for having a small one (oh whoops, I meant "small ones".

Here it is:

Why do any attempts to probe deeply into the nature of the universe necessarily encounter paradox? Is it because we are actually impossible ?

Berry interesting thanks

I have another one.... why does my cat have a strange compulsion to chew holes in every piece of plastic she finds? She doesn't chew holes in other materials, just plastic. She especially enjoys chewing through one handle of every grocery bag she can find. What's up with that? Is she trying to make a point of some kind?