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Brenda Connolly
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07-13-2007 05:02
From: Porky Gorky
Very funny post by the OP. As far as Im concerned, if I see a pose ball then i'll click it regardless of any cat themed prossies in the local vacinity. You did nothing wrong and these ho's were either having a laugh or not worth botherering yourself about.

I wonder if she was one of Jumpman's bitches?
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07-13-2007 05:11
From: Aleister Montgomery
:) The bible has indeed some nice things to say about sex. Jesus quote:

Mark 7:15 "There is nothing outside the man which can defile him if it goes into him."

Or, the oral version:

Matthew 15:11 "It is not what enters into the mouth that defiles the man."

And old Yahweh himself, on masturbation:

Job 40:14 "Then I will also confess to you, that your own right hand can save you."


/me quickly grabs bible and highlighter...
Kidd Krasner
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07-13-2007 05:36
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he gay. he designs clothes, he doesnt buy them!

That was kind of the point of my question.

I'm gay, but when they were handing out the Gay Accessories genes, I went back for doubles on the cooking gene (must have been hungry that day), and missed out on the style and design genes.
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07-13-2007 05:45
From: Kidd Krasner
That was kind of the point of my question.

I'm gay, but when they were handing out the Gay Accessories genes, I went back for doubles on the cooking gene (must have been hungry that day), and missed out on the style and design genes.


coq au van? pwease? with speargrass in a light lemony butter sauce?
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07-13-2007 05:54
From: FD Spark
Funny thing is most like the cat lady hooker is probably 19 year old guy in real life but doesn't consider himself gay when turning tricks because he got female avatar.
As bisexual transgender guy in real life, small gothic genderblurring elven shapeshifter in sl I can say bigotry and immaturity can come in all forms be it in rl or sl sadly.


I take issue with what you have said here and I must voice my utter disagreement.

You say that the cat lady is probably a 19 year old boy.

I say BOTH of them are probably 19 year old boys. Or 57 year old men.

:)
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07-13-2007 05:55
From: Maggie McArdle
coq au van? pwease? with speargrass in a light lemony butter sauce?
i'll be your friend, realy i will...[gives teh puppy dog eyes]

Sorry, I'm also Jewish, no butter with chicken. I'll concoct something with extra virgin olive oil instead, if I can find some spare virgins.

One of my friends frequently complains about how the laws of keeping kosher ruin good food, mostly because of the inability to use real butter or cream with meat and poultry. Personally, I focus on fish dishes and avoid that problem. But I do make a mean chicken mole with dairy-free baker's chocolate.
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07-13-2007 05:55
From: Porky Gorky
Very funny post by the OP. As far as Im concerned, if I see a pose ball then i'll click it regardless of any cat themed prossies in the local vacinity. You did nothing wrong and these ho's were either having a laugh or not worth botherering yourself about.


Got many cat themed prossies your way?

LOL
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07-13-2007 06:07
From: Kidd Krasner
Sorry, I'm also Jewish, no butter with chicken. I'll concoct something with extra virgin olive oil instead, if I can find some spare virgins.

One of my friends frequently complains about how the laws of keeping kosher ruin good food, mostly because of the inability to use real butter or cream with meat and poultry. Personally, I focus on fish dishes and avoid that problem. But I do make a mean chicken mole with dairy-free baker's chocolate.


You are soooo on.......and ill still be Your friend :p
hmmm fish eh?
/me runs to freezer and pulls out half a salmon.....:D
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07-13-2007 06:34
From: Cherry Czervik
I take issue with what you have said here and I must voice my utter disagreement.

You say that the cat lady is probably a 19 year old boy.

I say BOTH of them are probably 19 year old boys. Or 57 year old men.

:)

... and I have to voice my utter disagreement too:
So, you are implying everyone between 20 and 56 are celebate .. or is it simply that all female avatars who have 'fun' in SL have to be guys?



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07-13-2007 06:43
From: Kidd Krasner
Sorry, I'm also Jewish, no butter with chicken. I'll concoct something with extra virgin olive oil instead, if I can find some spare virgins.

One of my friends frequently complains about how the laws of keeping kosher ruin good food, mostly because of the inability to use real butter or cream with meat and poultry. Personally, I focus on fish dishes and avoid that problem. But I do make a mean chicken mole with dairy-free baker's chocolate.

I'm not Jewish myself, (not that there is anything wrong with it :p ) but i find myself looking at kosher recipes often, due to my lactose intolerance. I'm always reaching for the EVOO (Extra Virgin Olive Oil) in place of butter and cream in recipes.
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07-13-2007 07:00
Thank you for sharing and "word" to much of what has been said in this thread. You are utterly correct in all of your assumptions.

Man, people are weird.
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07-13-2007 07:01
Fan of Rachael Ray at all?

From: Brenda Connolly
I'm always reaching for the EVOO (Extra Virgin Olive Oil) in place of butter and cream in recipes.
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07-13-2007 07:29
From: bilbo99 Emu
... and I have to voice my utter disagreement too:
.. or is it simply that all female avatars who have 'fun' in SL have to be guys?



;)



*sighs* That explains my problem! I must be a guy! Dang it whyd no one tell me
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07-13-2007 07:47
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Fan of Rachael Ray at all?

She's like the sister I never had.
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07-13-2007 07:51
From: Brenda Connolly
She's like the sister I never had.


o.O You told me I was!

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07-13-2007 07:55
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o.O You told me I was!

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No problem. I always wanted a large family.
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07-13-2007 08:04
From: bilbo99 Emu
... and I have to voice my utter disagreement too:
So, you are implying everyone between 20 and 56 are celebate .. or is it simply that all female avatars who have 'fun' in SL have to be guys?



;)



Both - any woman you may hear about enjoying sex must be a figmnet of your imagination.

All RL strip clubs, Raves, clubs, bars and anywhere else you might see real women looking like they might even be willing to have real sex with someone are all just cleverly placed holograms.

Its a well known fact that between the ages of 20 and 56 No woman ever has sex, cyber or otherwise.


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The myth is just a throw back to the Victorian idea where "good girls dont" just applied to online media.


What I find the funniest is often the quickest to spout this myth are either women who HOPE that if their RL man cyber strays its not with a woman on the other end. Or Men who somehow think ONLY THEY have managed to find a RL woman over the internets, and all the rest are fake.
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07-13-2007 08:19
From: Kidd Krasner
Seems like pretty good evidence that said hooker is too young to be allowed onto the adult grid.

But I concur with Jessy Anne, do tell us how was the chair? And where do you buy your clothes?



I hope this won't seem too stereotypical but I'm buying clothes for my brother and husband..where do you guys get your clothes?

I'm having an awful time finding stuff that doesn't make them look like wrestlers with no clothes sense or barbarians..

And I love your story..thanks for sharing. Maybe SL will help with the evolution of the sense that gender is just a label and doesn't really mean that much about a person.
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07-13-2007 08:37
From: Colette Meiji
What I find the funniest is often the quickest to spout this myth are either women who HOPE that if their RL man cyber strays its not with a woman on the other end. Or Men who somehow think ONLY THEY have managed to find a RL woman over the internets, and all the rest are fake.


Or, in my case, men who roleplay women themselves, have been in countless online relationships and always had supposedly female partners turn out to be male :) Not that gender would matter to me, I'm bisexual. I even prefer males playing female roles, since I can better judge their sexual fantasies and arousal curves. It's just disappointing to learn that one has been messed about for months or even years in some cases.
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07-13-2007 08:42
*stares sleepily at the screen and slurps coffee*

This is a great thread to start the day. Thanks everyone, for making me laugh! :)
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07-13-2007 08:57
From: Brenda Connolly
I'm not Jewish myself, (not that there is anything wrong with it :p ) but i find myself looking at kosher recipes often, due to my lactose intolerance. I'm always reaching for the EVOO (Extra Virgin Olive Oil) in place of butter and cream in recipes.


You can't go wrong with EVOO...not just in the kitchen either!

Sometimes I like to fill up the bath tub with it and.....

...oh wait this is a PG forum. Sorry. :p


Brandi...xxx
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07-13-2007 09:02
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Sometimes I like to fill up the bath tub with it


So... how many gallons of EVOO do you actually buy on a monthly basis? It's all economics! very PG ;-)
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07-13-2007 09:06
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So... how many gallons of EVOO do you actually buy on a monthly basis? It's all economics! very PG ;-)

I know a "Wholesaler" in Jersey City who can get you a deal on a 50 Gal Drum....
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07-13-2007 09:10
...........As this topc slowly moves from sort of "ifing" on topic issues to sublevel. if wil be closed soon ehhehe :D
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07-13-2007 09:11
From: Brenda Connolly
I know a "Wholesaler" in Jersey City who can get you a deal on a 50 Gal Drum....



mmmmm.......EVOO in a drum!

I could take the top of the drum off, and...

Ooops, sorry....PG. Forgot again. :p
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