Cat lady hooker 'tude at the SexGen store

Not really looking for an answer here but I wanted to share a recently amusing experience that has a few lessons for all to consider.

The SL boyfriend recently moved in with me. Yay for us, eh?

As part of our newly formed cohabitation-in-sin (we haven't gotten partnered), we decided to take a trip to the SexGen store to see if there were any interesting additions we could make to our home.

I've been in SL for almost a year now. There isn't much I haven't seen that would shock me at this point. To me, a trip to the sex bed store isn't all that bizarre. You go there and see what toys they've got, hop on a few poseballs to check them out, have a good laugh or two, and maybe pick up some little trinket of love as you rez out the door.

Know that I've always assumed the whole point of having working models of beds and such at any store selling these types of items was to offer potential customers the experience of the product in assisting the motivation to purchase.

Therefore, when you visit this type of store, odds are that you're going to see someone (or someones) on a bed or a chair (or whatever device rocks your prim) testing out the animations to see if it's anything they'd like to buy.

Please correct me if this is an incorrect assumption. I work in marketing/advertising in RL and I probably have no clue about these things.

Anyhow, I'm sitting on this chair and tell the BF to hop on the other poseball. We're completely dressed and just checking out what the anims do. The anim itself wasn't much more than someone sitting in your lap and facing you. Sort of. Enough said.

And that's when these two hookers -- one dressed as a cat lady, the other dressed like Cher in the "Half Breed" video from the 70's -- walk by and start screaming at us:

OMG!!!!!!! EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

We were attitude pwned in the sex store by hookers.

(How did I know they were hookers? I can't say I knew for certain. Call me judgmental but I think that anybody who has more than three escort-based groups in their profile and who's shopping for sex devices is most likely a candidate for the title.)

Now, I realize we're a gay couple. And, for some of you, seeing one man sitting on another man's lap might make you uncomfortable. Whatever. I was shopping for a sex chair, not protesting for my right to marriage in Alabama.

My points here:

1. When you're in a store that sells these devices, do not scream out in shock and horror when you see someone trying them out. If they're dressed, odds are they're only "test-driving" and not putting on a show to specifically cause YOU psychological trauma. But if they are naked and going at it, definitely call the manager. Or, just take pictures for your own future amusement.

2. Do not judge the actions of two gay men sitting close as nauseating when you're walking around dressed as either a Cat Lady hooker or Half Breed Cherokee Cher. Especially when you're dressed in any way whatsoever like Cher because Cher would never express such horror over two gay men together. Ever. Trust me. We pay her bills.

3. Finally, if you choose to enter the business of SL prostitution, it's probably a good idea to be a bit more open-minded about a LOT of things. If you find yourself already horrified and repelled by just the image of the BF sitting in my lap while we're dressed (and dressed well), it's a sign you're probably not going to make it through your first day on the job.

I have zero problems with prostitution in SL. Some of my best friends are escorts here. They make a decent living, help those who are new to the game, and are respectable citizens and contributors to Second Life.

However, when a cat lady hooker gives you 'tude in a sex store over sex, it really disappoints me just that much further about the class of people coming to SL these days.

What's this second world coming to, I ask you?

(Then again, if Cherokee Half-Breed Cher someday finds she can tolerate seeing a few gay men dancing close or whatever, we'd probably like to invite you to one of our parties. I thought you looked fabulous, baby. But know that the BF really wanted to push Cat Lady off the second floor balcony at the SexGen store, so you might want to leave her back at the brothel.)

[true story/attempt at humorous sarcasm mode: OFF]

... agreed.... but...

How was the chair?

I would simply ignore them.... its not just others world and imagination, it's yours also

Omg, I'm laughing so hard....and at work too! For shame!

I may have to get the neko posse together and go hunt down your 'cat lady hooker,' though...she's giving the semi-feline a bad name. =^.^=

Funny thing is most like the cat lady hooker is probably 19 year old guy in real life but doesn't consider himself gay when turning tricks because he got female avatar.
As bisexual transgender guy in real life, small gothic genderblurring elven shapeshifter in sl I can say bigotry and immaturity can come in all forms be it in rl or sl sadly.

the hookers were prolly just tring to be funny and you took them too seriously and assumed they were for real with the OMGZ


this is the tr00 rofl ;0

Seems like pretty good evidence that said hooker is too young to be allowed onto the adult grid.

But I concur with Jessy Anne, do tell us how was the chair? And where do you buy your clothes?

Eh. It was alright but I bought a collection of poseballs from Bits and Bobs instead the next day. I highly recommend them. (Again, trust me. -grin-) Plus, they're portable and you can easily make them disappear whenever guests stop by with a simple "/1 hide" command. Plus, I'm kinda picky about the furniture in the house and places like Relic and Woodshed just don't sell these types of things. Yet.

To poopmaster, who said we were probably taking them too seriously -- no matter how laid back you think you are, if hookers point at you and scream EWWW when you're in certain compromising positions, it can really mess with anybody's inner mojo.

(And don't take my angst here too seriously. It was meant more in humor than to say we were truly offended. However, does anybody here know if Cat Lady hookers land on their feet like real cats do when you push them off a balcony? Or is this just a myth?)

he gay. he designs clothes, he doesnt buy them!

Tell that to the owner of FORM. He's about as hetero and talented as they come.

bits and bobs rocks, got to love the lovescene one!

hmmm I like your attitude, need more ppl like you in SL, and less like the cat lady hooker hehe

god what a mental image you painted, still chuckling on that one

im me sometime maybe we can go shopping and you can show me a good place for the male clothes, lots of guys ask me where to find male stuff and being female I am clueless

You could always do what I did when I found a bed I liked more then my sexgen: Put an alpha texture on the sexgen mattress and position it over the bed you like. As long as the top of the sexgen mattress is at least .001m above the top of the bed you can see, it'll still work as intended.

First of all congratualtions!!!
Secondly, never let a Cat Lady Hooker mess with your inner mojo.
Lastly, ewwww or no ewwww, just keep doin' what you're doin'. If you offend someone because you want to publicly express affection to your boyfriend, GOOD! These people are closed minded biggots. Just think how brave interracial couples had to be until only recently. As a generation grew up seeing it as normal, it became normal. Same with gay couples. While you do have more freedoms that you would have in say the 60's or 70's,
someone has to be brave enough to set good examples and stand your ground. That's the only way you can assure a better quality of life for younger gay or lesbian people in the future. Keep fighting the good fight.

Oh, and did I say congratulations?

Ketter,

That was a very funny take you had on the events that unfolded. I loved it.

Never mind the Cher looking hooker, invite me to your parties. I'm sure I'm way more fun!

Brandi...xxx

if the catladyhookerpersonwithnomanners, had of followed that with "gag me with a spoon", Your BF would have had a legal, if not moral, right to toss her off the balcony.
we can catch her and take turns tossin her off, research yanno..

Phil's has some good ones as well btw...

Taken from the bible,
Roughly translated, if you go to a sex store, expect to see Sex.

Angel.

roflmao at that one!

Thanks for making me smile It's good to see that you take it with humor. Well, if anything like this should ever happen at Dark Delights, please IM me or my alt Ishtara. From my store rules:

"Cases of severe harassment (like insulting others for their sexual denomination or avatar appearance) will be punished with a sim-wide ban."

The bible has indeed some nice things to say about sex. Jesus quote:

Mark 7:15 "There is nothing outside the man which can defile him if it goes into him."

Or, the oral version:

Matthew 15:11 "It is not what enters into the mouth that defiles the man."

And old Yahweh himself, on masturbation:

Job 40:14 "Then I will also confess to you, that your own right hand can save you."

You can buy the base of a SexGen bed and install it in any modifiable prim bed. I highly recommend the new Platinum+Diamond beds. They can be found at Briggi Bard's shop "BB's OutLet". I'm a huge fan of her work. The bed base comes with a selection of male on male animations, but most of the other animations should work for two males as well. Also contains threesome and foursome animations.

Pardon me but what is "'tude" sorry I don`t understand Sh**ish...........

Usagi

short for attitude....

Oh..........nowonder..
<--------------Should go back to english school to learn all the new .....ish words

Very funny post by the OP. As far as Im concerned, if I see a pose ball then i'll click it regardless of any cat themed prossies in the local vacinity. You did nothing wrong and these ho's were either having a laugh or not worth botherering yourself about.