Oooh ouch! I was thinking more along the lines of "edible."
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09-06-2007 12:33
Oooh ouch! I was thinking more along the lines of "edible." I try not to go for the obvious answer _____________________
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09-06-2007 12:50
Xcite sold a version with the X2, I haven't been able to find one in the new sculptie versions. I just peeked over at their site and it says the foreskin option is included as part of the X3 package. No pun intended. http://www.getxcite.com/store.php?product=993 _____________________
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09-06-2007 12:56
I just peeked over at their site and it says the foreskin option is included as part of the X3 package. No pun intended. http://www.getxcite.com/store.php?product=993 I remember that now, but the Dark Delights looks much better. Even as a cut version. _____________________
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09-06-2007 13:15
I remember that now, but the Dark Delights looks much better. Even as a cut version. You could develop a 'wardrobe': that one for aesthetics, the X3 for interacting with other Xcite equipped people, maybe trot over to Sensations for their double-pronged version... ![]() _____________________
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09-06-2007 13:18
You could develop a 'wardrobe': that one for aesthetics, the X3 for interacting with other Xcite equipped people, maybe trot over to Sensations for their double-pronged version... ![]() But then I wouldn't match. _____________________
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09-06-2007 13:20
But then I wouldn't match. No, you'd just have to work 3x as hard at matching. ![]() _____________________
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09-06-2007 13:50
See? And now you gents have a reason to have one of those bandoliers across your chests... to hold all the variations.
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09-06-2007 13:53
I soooo am not carrying around a spotlight for my junk. WTF? Do you want me to dress it in a little tuxedo and teach it to dance like that talking frog in the Bugs Bunny cartoons? And now, presenting, the Amazing Trout Jr.!! (Curtain raises - spotlight center stage, cue music) Crowd: Oooooh...Ahhhhhh (big round of applause) Trout Jr.: Hello my honey, hello my baby, Hello my ragtime gaaaaal. Nope. No way in hell am I getting special pants monkey lighting. BEST. POST. EVER. |
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09-06-2007 13:57
I don't have the answers as I have never had a prim penis nor do I see them often... but OMG thanks for the laugh =)
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09-06-2007 14:09
See? And now you gents have a reason to have one of those bandoliers across your chests... to hold all the variations. Now THERE'S an interesting visual. It would make it easier for your partner to, um, pick their poison though. ![]() _____________________
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09-06-2007 14:46
Now THERE'S an interesting visual. It would make it easier for your partner to, um, pick their poison though. ![]() I see it as Natural Selection. If we ladies don't like what we see on the bandoliers, then the boys don't come home with us. Sort of like peacocks and their plumage... _____________________
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09-06-2007 14:52
I see it as Natural Selection. If we ladies don't like what we see on the bandoliers, then the boys don't come home with us. Sort of like peacocks and their plumage... Yeah, my luck, I'd find the guy who shops at the Outlet Store, he'd have a bunch of "Irregulars" _____________________
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09-06-2007 14:55
Yeah, my luck, I'd find the guy who shops at the Outlet Store, he'd have a bunch of "Irregulars" But that funny crook sends most women over ...............nvm. _____________________
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09-06-2007 14:55
Yeah, my luck, I'd find the guy who shops at the Outlet Store, he'd have a bunch of "Irregulars" Then again, most of these attachments ARE transferable, so if you found one you particularly liked... Wouldn't match, though. ![]() _____________________
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09-06-2007 14:55
Yeah, my luck, I'd find the guy who shops at the Outlet Store, he'd have a bunch of "Irregulars" Better off just sticking with a certain lady friend of yours then. |
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09-06-2007 15:10
Then again, most of these attachments ARE transferable, so if you found one you particularly liked... Wouldn't match, though. ![]() Pish! If any man of mine attempted to buy me a hair, and say "here honey, I think THIS would look better on you" I'd be highly affronted. I'm sure it's the same way with their attachments... ![]() _____________________
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09-06-2007 15:10
I see it as Natural Selection. If we ladies don't like what we see on the bandoliers, then the boys don't come home with us. Sort of like peacocks and their plumage... As long as they don't SCREAM like peacocks... ![]() _____________________
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09-06-2007 15:20
As long as they don't SCREAM like peacocks... ![]() Only when you do that one trick............. _____________________
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09-06-2007 15:22
Only when you do that one trick............. He he he he he he he he he............... _____________________
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09-06-2007 15:28
Pish! If any man of mine attempted to buy me a hair, and say "here honey, I think THIS would look better on you" I'd be highly affronted. I'm sure it's the same way with their attachments... ![]() Yes, but there's a huge difference between, "Wear this because I think it's pretty" and "Wear this and you'll get some." ![]() _____________________
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09-06-2007 15:29
Only when you do that one trick............. You mean this trick? 1. Turn to face the target so that your shoulders are parallel to his. 2. If possible place your hands on his shoulders 3. Raise Knee upwards forcefully, aim for the vulnerable groin area. 4. Remember to strike THROUGH the groin area rather then stopping on contact. 5. When he falls you may wish to add a follow up spit on his face as a sign of dismissal. |
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09-06-2007 15:30
You mean this trick? 1. Turn to face the target so that your shoulders are parallel to his. 2. If possible place your hands on his shoulders 3. Raise Knee upwards forcefully, aim for the vulnerable groin area. 4. Remember to strike THROUGH the groin area rather then stopping on contact. 5. When he falls you may wish to add a follow up spit on his face as a sign of dismissal. That one works too... _____________________
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09-06-2007 15:31
mmm ... not the trick I had in mind! *winks at Chris*
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You are going out looking like that?
09-06-2007 15:35
Yes, but there's a huge difference between, "Wear this because I think it's pretty" and "Wear this and you'll get some." ![]() Right and an ever bigger diference between those two and: "Wear this or you are NOT getting any." |
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09-06-2007 15:35
Geesh - I take the morning off to actually get some work done and look what happens!
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