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Trout Recreant
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09-07-2007 14:44
From: Oryx Tempel Not to mention slutting out your poor biplane to all the ladies in SL.  I've only given two people rides so far and everybody involved was fully clothed and there under their own free will. I was a perfect gentleman on both occasions. Taking kidnapping victims across sim lines is a federal offense, I think, so I haven't actually tied any to the wing. I did crash into a bald eagle on purpose once. OK, twice. That may be a violation of the LL Endangered Species Act, but I'm pretty sure the eagle was ok. The barrel roll in the Greenies house was reckless, but successful (/me takes a bow) so no damage=no liability. Besides, since when is kidnapping a crime?
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Lindal Kidd
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09-07-2007 17:22
From: Trout Recreant So was the dancing frog, but I didn't actually sit down and try to figure out how to make a little tuxedo and animate the lil guy.
Geesh. This doesn't look good for me. Since being here, I've invented the dancing pants frog, hung a grilled cheese sandwich off of it and then invented the penis bandolier concept.
You're right, Oryx. I am a freak. WTF is wrong with me?
We might add that you also invented a host of new SLex categories, e.g., Yelfing. Do you have any IDEA of the extra research this is going to add to my thesis work? But on the whole, Trout...not a thing, boy, not a thing. I vote this entire thread for Funniest Forum Thread of 2007, Internet-Wide Division, and Trout for President! |
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Carli Dancer
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09-07-2007 19:39
From: Lindal Kidd
I vote this entire thread for Funniest Forum Thread of 2007, Internet-Wide Division, and Trout for President!
Trout's gonna have to figure out how to Match before he meets any white house interns. |
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cutflower Oh
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09-08-2007 00:21
could always texture my entire body in rubber, but the one in the library is not my colour  |
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Trout Recreant
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09-08-2007 00:40
From: Carli Dancer Trout's gonna have to figure out how to Match before he meets any white house interns. I do, but do you really think they'll care? If you're the pres, they are pretty much just looking for bragging rights. Thanks, Lindal! On behalf of the SL Forum Cartel Party, I accept this nomination and stand behind my platform of no lag, free skies, and free prims for all. This will be a kinder, gentler administration. Mostly because I plan to spend most of my time napping and messing around with the interns
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Carli Dancer
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Dang! look at the President's Linden B. Johnson.
09-08-2007 08:09
From: Trout Recreant do you really think they'll care? If you're the pres, they are pretty much just looking for bragging rights.
The intern wont care, but the public will. Conversations recorded on an answering machine wont cut it in the YOUTUBE generation. You will get Cell Phone Camed, and go insta-mega viral. And when you go viral you beter not look like you have a virus. |
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Oryx Tempel
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09-08-2007 11:45
From: Carli Dancer The intern wont care, but the public will. Conversations recorded on an answering machine wont cut it in the YOUTUBE generation. You will get Cell Phone Camed, and go insta-mega viral.
And when you go viral you beter not look like you have a virus. Carli's right... in this day and age, EVERYTHING is in the public eye. You never know who might cam in on you from the next sim using that cool trick of Torley's in the last tutuorial and take a snapshot of Trout Jr. Then, if you don't match, your interns won't even be able to hold up their heads... |
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Colette Meiji
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09-08-2007 12:46
From: Oryx Tempel Carli's right... in this day and age, EVERYTHING is in the public eye. You never know who might cam in on you from the next sim using that cool trick of Torley's in the last tutuorial and take a snapshot of Trout Jr. Then, if you don't match, your interns won't even be able to hold up their heads... Sides the Singing/Dancing Penis would be a huge Youtube smash hit. |
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Tiberious Neruda
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09-08-2007 13:54
I am proud to say... I MATCH!
Except, of course, the only part that's supposed to match is rather... fur-covered....
Then again, I dunno exactly how well the little spikies would go over....
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Carli Dancer
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No Doctor, I dont know HOW I got cut there.
09-08-2007 14:12
From: Tiberious Neruda I am proud to say... I MATCH!
Except, of course, the only part that's supposed to match is rather... fur-covered....
Then again, I dunno exactly how well the little spikies would go over.... OWWWWWWWWW! This is why you have to be careful with Nekops and Kitties. Not only are their tongues like sandpaper, but you run into this lil issue. |
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Sally Silvera
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09-08-2007 16:31
my two pie worth: hail to Strife for letting this one go |
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Oryx Tempel
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09-08-2007 16:33
From: Tiberious Neruda I am proud to say... I MATCH!
Except, of course, the only part that's supposed to match is rather... fur-covered....
Then again, I dunno exactly how well the little spikies would go over.... Sounds like a good addition to the penis bandolier. |
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Tiberious Neruda
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09-08-2007 18:08
*laughs.* Only one I got, Oryx, and I'm attached to it...
*grins wickedly* You... seem female, so...
would you like sex now? >:3
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Oryx Tempel
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09-08-2007 21:39
*blush*
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Ann Launay
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09-08-2007 23:10
From: Carli Dancer OWWWWWWWWW!
This is why you have to be careful with Nekops and Kitties. Not only are their tongues like sandpaper, but you run into this lil issue. lol, Neko boys generally have 'human' equipment.
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Congratulations and shame on you! You are a bit of a slut.
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Alyx Sands
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09-09-2007 07:26
From: Ann Launay lol, Neko boys generally have 'human' equipment. ...at least I haven't heard anything to the contrary yet...AND would probably check first NOT only if they match! (RL male cats do clean themselves in their nether regions with their tongues and neither cut themselves nor get stuck with their tongues on their willies, so it can't be THAT bad...even my clumsiest tomcat has never managed to get his tongue stuck there...  )
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Carli Dancer
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09-09-2007 07:39
From: Alyx Sands ...at least I haven't heard anything to the contrary yet...AND would probably check first NOT only if they match! (RL male cats do clean themselves in their nether regions with their tongues and neither cut themselves nor get stuck with their tongues on their willies, so it can't be THAT bad...even my clumsiest tomcat has never managed to get his tongue stuck there... ) When my cats licks my face its a bit rough, not the sort of rough Id want when im being licked elsewhere. From: Wikipedia The male cat's penis has spines which point backwards. Upon withdrawal of the penis, the spines rake the walls of the female's vagina, which may cause ovulation. Because this does not always occur, females are rarely impregnated by the first male with which they mate. Furthermore, cats are superfecund; that is, a female may mate with more than one male when she is in heat, meaning different kittens in a litter may have different fathers. While the sandpaper is bad enough, this would be the OWWWW part. Well except for the superfecund stuff, some ladies just call that "the weekend' |
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09-09-2007 07:46
Stop The Madness!!!!!!!!
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Alyx Sands
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09-09-2007 11:58
From: Brenda Connolly Stop The Madness!!!!!!!! TMI?
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Oryx Tempel
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09-09-2007 12:43
From: someone Originally Posted by Wikipedia
The male cat's penis has spines which point backwards. Upon withdrawal of the penis, the spines rake the walls of the female's vagina, which may cause ovulation. Because this does not always occur, females are rarely impregnated by the first male with which they mate. Furthermore, cats are superfecund; that is, a female may mate with more than one male when she is in heat, meaning different kittens in a litter may have different fathers. Sometimes I've got to wonder just how this evolved.. |
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Alyx Sands
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09-09-2007 13:18
From: Oryx Tempel Sometimes I've got to wonder just how this evolved.. Especially when you hear the screeches mating cats make....does NOT sound like fun AT ALL...
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Colette Meiji
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09-09-2007 15:47
From: Oryx Tempel Sometimes I've got to wonder just how this evolved.. Makes you wonder if God is kinky. |
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Colette Meiji
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09-09-2007 15:48
From: Alyx Sands Especially when you hear the screeches mating cats make....does NOT sound like fun AT ALL... LOL well since its basically like having sex with a guy wearing a barbed wire condom, I can see why. |
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Ann Launay
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09-09-2007 15:51
From: Oryx Tempel Sometimes I've got to wonder just how this evolved.. How about dogs 'tying'?
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Congratulations and shame on you! You are a bit of a slut.
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Oryx Tempel
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09-09-2007 15:58
From: Ann Launay How about dogs 'tying'? /me blanches No kidding. That just looks so freaking uncomfortable. |