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Carli Dancer
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09-06-2007 15:35
From: Colette Meiji
You mean this trick?

1. Turn to face the target so that your shoulders are parallel to his.
2. If possible place your hands on his shoulders
3. Raise Knee upwards forcefully, aim for the vulnerable groin area.
4. Remember to strike THROUGH the groin area rather then stopping on contact.
5. When he falls you may wish to add a follow up spit on his face as a sign of dismissal.


Hmmm. Dont think they match after that.
Carli Dancer
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09-06-2007 15:37
From: Chris Norse
But that funny crook sends most women over ...............nvm.


Crooks are fine. Unless they are crooks on a Frankenstien's Moster Penis.
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09-06-2007 15:42
I have a feeling that my dreams are going to be filled with penises tonight.
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09-06-2007 16:04
From: Oryx Tempel
I have a feeling that my dreams are going to be filled with penises tonight.

Meaning tonight is just like any other night?
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09-06-2007 16:04
From: Carli Dancer
From: Ann Launay
Yes, but there's a huge difference between, "Wear this because I think it's pretty" and "Wear this and you'll get some."


Right and an ever bigger diference between those two and:

"Wear this or you are NOT getting any."


My initial reaction is that I would wear "it" in both of the first two instances, but that I'm stubborn enough to not wear "it" in the last. I think my responses would be,

1) I'm not sure I want people thinking I'm pretty, but I guess if it makes you happy, I'll wear it.

2) If I'm likely to get some, hand it over and I'll put it on, and

3) Oh yes I am. I don't know where yet, but I definitely am.
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Carli Dancer
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09-06-2007 16:08
From: Trout Recreant

3) Oh yes I am. I don't know where yet, but I definitely am.


Hey thats cool. NEXT!
Oryx Tempel
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09-06-2007 16:18
From: Brenda Connolly
Meaning tonight is just like any other night?

Well normally they're not on bandoliers, nor are they singing and dancing, nor do they look like red snakes (eww), and they most certainly aren't detachable. Anyone remember that song? "Detachable Penis"?
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09-06-2007 16:24
From: Oryx Tempel
Well normally they're not on bandoliers, nor are they singing and dancing, nor do they look like red snakes (eww), and they most certainly aren't detachable. Anyone remember that song? "Detachable Penis"?


Yeah lol. I wont actually put the lyrics in this thread, Im brazen, not stupid.



And of course there is this one:

Nika Talaj
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09-06-2007 17:14
From: Trout Recreant

1) I'm not sure I want people thinking I'm pretty, but I guess if it makes you happy, I'll wear it.
*hands Trout some pretty pink silks and bats her eyes*
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09-06-2007 17:20
From: Nika Talaj
*hands Trout some pretty pink silks and bats her eyes*


Trust me - nobody is going to think that's pretty.
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Alyx Sands
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09-06-2007 19:24
From: Oryx Tempel
I have a feeling that my dreams are going to be filled with penises tonight.

I went to Cafe Freud today, because it's in my home sim....and then, because I wanted to stress test the new Nicholaz viewer, I tp'd to Phat Cats just to appear in front of a dressed noob...wearing an ugly noob prim unit...I tried telling him to put it away (Phat Cats apparently is PG), but he ignored me. (Dunno if he matched tho!) - THAt will give me nice dreams I bet!

(Still trying to figure out how to get the lighting on my male alt's "unit" right....)
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Colette Meiji
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09-06-2007 19:27
From: Trout Recreant
Trust me - nobody is going to think that's pretty.



Better than a grilled cheese sandwich though.
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09-07-2007 07:09
Geez.. I was wondering why the other forums were soooooooooo quiet here today... now I see where ya'll hangin out (not literally)....

If textures are soooo good in SL.. and an avatar is simply a collection of prims.. why can't someone (not me) make a 'skin' for the apendage?
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Aleister Montgomery
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09-07-2007 07:31
From: Carli Dancer
To put it another way .. Their penis can talk, it can turn invisible, it can stand upright on command. It can shoot out flashing lights. But it doesnt match.

WHY IS THIS? Are guys just Color Blind? Do they lack the patience to spend time with something they seem quite attached to? Are they no-mod? And if they are no-mod - WHY?


Usually body attachments are modifiable, but many SL residents (most residents, I'd say) don't have a clue how the building tools work. And it's not easy to pick a natural skin tone from SL's color palette.

I've attempted to change that (shameless plug), by offering a new series of sculpt prim genitals with a revolutionary color palette HUD. It allows not only to choose from a range of photorealistic textures, but also to darken the chosen color and even to change the color tone of the texture. Next time you run into a color blind guy, ask him to shop at Dark Delights :) I offer cheap attachments as well as high-end gear that does all the tricks you've mentioned and more, all with the color palette HUD attachment. Of course fully modifiable, to adjust the color the oldfashioned way.
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09-07-2007 07:33
From: Aleister Montgomery

shameless plug


That's OK, Chris already plugged you a few pages back. :)





Or maybe :eek:
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Colette Meiji
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09-07-2007 07:36
From: Aleister Montgomery
Usually body attachments are modifiable, but many SL residents (most residents, I'd say) don't have a clue how the building tools work. And it's not easy to pick a natural skin tone from SL's color palette.

I've attempted to change that (shameless plug), by offering a new series of sculpt prim genitals with a revolutionary color palette HUD. It allows not only to choose from a range of photorealistic textures, but also to darken the chosen color and even to change the color tone of the texture. Next time you run into a color blind guy, ask him to shop at Dark Delights :) I offer cheap attachments as well as high-end gear that does all the tricks you've mentioned and more, all with the color palette HUD attachment. Of course fully modifiable, to adjust the color the oldfashioned way.



I wonder why skin makers dont just sell a fully functional scripted prim penis with the correct skin textures built in with the skin?

Or maybe subcontract the work with someone like xcite and sell it in a box next to the skin.
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09-07-2007 07:36
From: Ann Launay
That's OK, Chris already plugged you a few pages back. :)





Or maybe :eek:


ANNIE!!!!! :eek:

:p
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09-07-2007 07:39
From: Ann Launay
That's OK, Chris already plugged you a few pages back. :)





Or maybe :eek:


I did not plug Aleister. I recommended his products. :)
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09-07-2007 07:41
From: Colette Meiji
I wonder why skin makers dont just sell a fully functional scripted prim penis with the correct skin textures built in with the skin?

Or maybe subcontract the work with someone like xcite and sell it in a box next to the skin.


Max did/does offer textures you could add to your part to make it match his skins.
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09-07-2007 07:42
From: Chris Norse
I did not plug Aleister. I recommended his products. :)

Based upon WHOSE INPUT...? Huh? Huh?
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09-07-2007 07:43
From: Colette Meiji
I wonder why skin makers dont just sell a fully functional scripted prim penis with the correct skin textures built in with the skin?

Or maybe subcontract the work with someone like xcite and sell it in a box next to the skin.


I noticed last night at Hedonistic Isle that a 'unit' creator Lotus list a lot of popular skin names in their contents list ...

.. and on that note ... /me wipes the monitor one last time .. and goes home.
Have a nice weekend guys :D
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09-07-2007 07:44
From: Brenda Connolly
Based upon WHOSE INPUT...? Huh? Huh?


It would take a full thread to list them all...............
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Aleister Montgomery
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09-07-2007 07:46
From: Chris Norse
I did not plug Aleister. I recommended his products. :)


Thanks :)

From: Colette Meiji
I wonder why skin makers dont just sell a fully functional scripted prim penis with the correct skin textures built in with the skin?


I also sell skin packages bundled with matching sculpted genitals.
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09-07-2007 07:50
From: Brenda Connolly
ANNIE!!!!! :eek:

:p


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Tomorrow
Bet your bottom dollar
That tomorrow
There'll be sun!

From: Chris Norse


I did not plug Aleister. I recommended his products. :)


Semantics...
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Congratulations and shame on you! You are a bit of a slut.
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09-07-2007 08:32
From: Ann Launay
The sun'll come out
Tomorrow
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That tomorrow
There'll be sun!



Semantics...

This could be a case of being where "The Sun Don't Shine".
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