/me is hungry. What's on today's lunch menu?
Oranges?
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Morgaine Alter
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10-06-2008 10:41
Oranges? _____________________
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Morgaine Alter
dreamer
Join date: 10 Jan 2008
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10-06-2008 10:42
just cuz the little kitty is too cute to pass up
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Maureen Boccaccio
TWJKFA
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10-06-2008 10:54
Oranges? Unhappy choir conductor with quintet? _____________________
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Maureen Boccaccio
TWJKFA
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10-06-2008 10:54
just cuz the little kitty is too cute to pass up One user agrees.  _____________________
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Ann Launay
Neko-licious™
Join date: 8 Aug 2006
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10-06-2008 10:55
/me is hungry. What's on today's lunch menu? Rabbit! *nom nom nom* _____________________
~Now Trout Re-Re-Re-Certified!~
I am bumping you to an 8.5 on the Official Trout Measuring Instrument of Sluttiness. You are an enigma - on the one hand a sweet, gentle, intelligent woman who we would like to wrap up in our arms and protect, and on the other, a temptress to whom we would like to do all sorts of unmentionable things. Congratulations and shame on you! You are a bit of a slut. |
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Maureen Boccaccio
TWJKFA
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10-06-2008 10:57
Rabbit! *nom nom nom* bunneh!!!  _____________________
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Amaranthim Talon
Voyager, Seeker, Curious
Join date: 14 Nov 2006
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Joke emailed to me...
10-06-2008 11:45
The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.'
Yes, she says, 'I remember it well.' OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?' Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!' A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them. The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned some thing about life and old age that he didn't know. After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is. So, as the couple passes, he says to them,' Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?' Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence. _____________________
"Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again. "
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Tex Nasworthy
Udder Disgrace
Join date: 2 Sep 2006
Posts: 1,330
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10-06-2008 12:49
Well, since we are telling old people sex jokes........
An elderly couple just celebrated 50 years of marriage. Their family and guest have all gone and they are sitting alone quietly on the sofa. Suddenly she turns and slaps him across the face. After a minute or so he ask, "What was that for?" She replies "That was for 50 years of bad sex." Another few minutes pass and he turns and slaps her. She ask, "What was that for." He responds "That was for knowing the difference." _____________________
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Amaranthim Talon
Voyager, Seeker, Curious
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10-06-2008 12:58
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"Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again. "
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Maureen Boccaccio
TWJKFA
Join date: 28 Feb 2008
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10-06-2008 13:05
Joke emailed to me Well, since we are telling old people sex jokes........ Amara and Tex, you both owe me a new monitor. _____________________
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Amaranthim Talon
Voyager, Seeker, Curious
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10-06-2008 13:06
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"Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again. "
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Amaranthim Talon
Voyager, Seeker, Curious
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10-06-2008 13:07
And since Ann hasn't posted a pic today...
Here is one of me 'Cause I felt like it- so there!  _____________________
"Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again. "
Robert A. Heinlein http://talonfaire.blogspot.com/ Visit Talon Faire Main: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Misto%20Presto/216/21/155- Main Store XStreets: http://tinyurl.com/6r7ayn |
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Ann Launay
Neko-licious™
Join date: 8 Aug 2006
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10-06-2008 13:10
And since Ann hasn't posted a pic today... Hey, the Dorothy ones are the newest I have!  _____________________
~Now Trout Re-Re-Re-Certified!~
I am bumping you to an 8.5 on the Official Trout Measuring Instrument of Sluttiness. You are an enigma - on the one hand a sweet, gentle, intelligent woman who we would like to wrap up in our arms and protect, and on the other, a temptress to whom we would like to do all sorts of unmentionable things. Congratulations and shame on you! You are a bit of a slut. |
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Amaranthim Talon
Voyager, Seeker, Curious
Join date: 14 Nov 2006
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10-06-2008 13:23
Hey, the Dorothy ones are the newest I have! Get on the ball missy! _____________________
"Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again. "
Robert A. Heinlein http://talonfaire.blogspot.com/ Visit Talon Faire Main: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Misto%20Presto/216/21/155- Main Store XStreets: http://tinyurl.com/6r7ayn |
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Amaranthim Talon
Voyager, Seeker, Curious
Join date: 14 Nov 2006
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10-06-2008 13:24
OK- go check this thing out on SLstreet or what ever- http://www.xstreetsl.com/modules.php?name=Marketplace&file=item&ItemID=722458
Never mind what its for or how much it costs- look at the pictures!!! Wow- I want to go there! _____________________
"Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again. "
Robert A. Heinlein http://talonfaire.blogspot.com/ Visit Talon Faire Main: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Misto%20Presto/216/21/155- Main Store XStreets: http://tinyurl.com/6r7ayn |
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Ann Launay
Neko-licious™
Join date: 8 Aug 2006
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10-06-2008 14:10
Get on the ball missy! /me looks around for the pink ball Where? _____________________
~Now Trout Re-Re-Re-Certified!~
I am bumping you to an 8.5 on the Official Trout Measuring Instrument of Sluttiness. You are an enigma - on the one hand a sweet, gentle, intelligent woman who we would like to wrap up in our arms and protect, and on the other, a temptress to whom we would like to do all sorts of unmentionable things. Congratulations and shame on you! You are a bit of a slut. |
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Oryx Tempel
Registered User
Join date: 8 Nov 2006
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10-06-2008 14:21
My new e-mail Legal Disclaimer thingy:
IMPORTANT: This email is intended for the use of the individual addressee(s) named above and may contain information that is confidential, privileged or unsuitable for overly sensitive persons with low self-esteem, no sense of humour or irrational religious beliefs. If you are not the intended recipient, any dissemination, distribution or copying of this email is not authorised (either explicitly or implicitly) and constitutes an irritating social faux pas. Unless the word absquatulation has been used in its correct context somewhere other than in this warning, it does not have any legal or grammatical use and may be ignored. No animals were harmed in the transmission of this email, although the yorkshire terrier next door is living on borrowed time, let me tell you. Those of you with an overwhelming fear of the unknown will be gratified to learn that there is no hidden message revealed by reading this warning backwards, so just ignore that Alert Notice from Microsoft: However, by pouring a complete circle of salt around yourself and your computer you can ensure that no harm befalls you and your pets. If you have received this email in error, please add some nutmeg and egg whites and place it in a warm oven for 40 minutes. Whisk briefly and let it stand for 2 hours before icing. _____________________
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Aebleskiver Thibedeau
Sapiosexual
Join date: 6 Feb 2008
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10-06-2008 14:39
<3<3*Oooooo, I just love watching people flirt....!* <3<3
/me gets cold chills My new e-mail Legal Disclaimer thingy: IMPORTANT: This email is intended for the use of the individual addressee(s) named above and may contain information that is confidential, privileged or unsuitable for overly sensitive persons with low self-esteem, no sense of humour or irrational religious beliefs. If you are not the intended recipient, any dissemination, distribution or copying of this email is not authorised (either explicitly or implicitly) and constitutes an irritating social faux pas. Unless the word absquatulation has been used in its correct context somewhere other than in this warning, it does not have any legal or grammatical use and may be ignored. No animals were harmed in the transmission of this email, although the yorkshire terrier next door is living on borrowed time, let me tell you. Those of you with an overwhelming fear of the unknown will be gratified to learn that there is no hidden message revealed by reading this warning backwards, so just ignore that Alert Notice from Microsoft: However, by pouring a complete circle of salt around yourself and your computer you can ensure that no harm befalls you and your pets. If you have received this email in error, please add some nutmeg and egg whites and place it in a warm oven for 40 minutes. Whisk briefly and let it stand for 2 hours before icing. _____________________
Life is short and the Art long; the occasion fleeting; experiment dangerous, and judgment difficult. ~Hippocrates
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Pserendipity Daniels
Assume sarcasm as default
Join date: 21 Dec 2006
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10-06-2008 14:52
Damn! For a moment there today it looked like this thread might get interesting again and now it's been overtly derailed by jokes and other frippery . . .
Pep (Looks for a photo of a wet burlap sack to post in retaliation) _____________________
Hypocrite lecteur, — mon semblable, — mon frère!
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Maureen Boccaccio
TWJKFA
Join date: 28 Feb 2008
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10-06-2008 14:53
And since Ann hasn't posted a pic today... Here is one of me 'Cause I felt like it- so there! Oooh. Pretty lady!! And shiny horns and baubles! _____________________
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Amaranthim Talon
Voyager, Seeker, Curious
Join date: 14 Nov 2006
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10-06-2008 14:56
Damn! For a moment there today it looked like this thread might get interesting again and now it's been overtly derailed by jokes and other frippery . . . Pep (Looks for a photo of a wet burlap sack to post in retaliation) How in the world could THIS thread be overtly derailed???? _____________________
"Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again. "
Robert A. Heinlein http://talonfaire.blogspot.com/ Visit Talon Faire Main: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Misto%20Presto/216/21/155- Main Store XStreets: http://tinyurl.com/6r7ayn |
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Maureen Boccaccio
TWJKFA
Join date: 28 Feb 2008
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10-06-2008 14:56
Damn! For a moment thee today it looked like this thread might get interesting again and now it's been overtly derailed by jokes and other frippery . . . Pep (Looks for a photo of a wet burlap sack to post in retaliation)  and just because...  _____________________
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Amaranthim Talon
Voyager, Seeker, Curious
Join date: 14 Nov 2006
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10-06-2008 14:56
Oooh. Pretty lady!! And shiny horns and baubles! Why thank you - we shd get dressed up as bookends _____________________
"Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again. "
Robert A. Heinlein http://talonfaire.blogspot.com/ Visit Talon Faire Main: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Misto%20Presto/216/21/155- Main Store XStreets: http://tinyurl.com/6r7ayn |
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3Ring Binder
always smile
Join date: 8 Mar 2007
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10-06-2008 15:04
Thanks Mo for giving my first forum Quote......though it needed to be fixed you realize THIS now needs to be added to your sig line... LOL I want a forest of them. May have to rethink my tropical themed backyard after playing in them _____________________
it was fun while it lasted.
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Maureen Boccaccio
TWJKFA
Join date: 28 Feb 2008
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10-06-2008 15:07
Why thank you - we shd get dressed up as bookends Name the time, and get the key to the cage, and I am there. _____________________
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