What do you look for in an escort / strip club?

well the right animations help alot..i've used those poles with all the tons of animations in them and wouldn't touch them again..they look fake they make the dancer look deformed in some of them and the animations were terrible with your face going through the pole or your hands nowhere near the pole and they scroll instead of have the drop down menu..
if i were to use a pole at all it would be one of the 3 animation poles because nobody has been able to take the time to make animations as smooth as the ones on the older poles..

most dancers dance free from the poles nowdays anyways..lastyear they were all on the poles or on tables..we all use huds now and really the poles take up room on the stages..

hearing we all look alike reminds me of clubs where they have hired new dancers and new to sl wearing the ever so popular malabu skin..it's a first step skin that girls get because it looks good and is free so i can see where people may come to that thinking..

what makes a good dancer?? well to put it all on here would take up this whole page but a few good important things i can put down..

well being a dancer for almost the past year now and having fun at it..i've trained lots of dancers and most are dancing in the top clubs or modeling or married ehehehe

1 a unique look..it's pointless to get on stage with 5 other girls looking just like you and expect to have an impact.

2 you have to enjoy being there..if you look at it as a job thats just what it is going to be and you will end up burrning out and become a boring show..you need to enjoy the role and get into it..for me it was always something i looked at as a turn on..i would take that energy and use it to share with whoever was in my IM's or infront of me..i let them know i was enjoying myself doing what i was doing and they were a big part of it..

3 never bring up money ever..keep money out of it as much as possible..
never should the man or woman infront of you ever feel obligated to tip you..if we are doing something right they will want to..they want to know we are enjoying ourselves as much as they are..and i do and so do they..

i really do enjoy the people i meet and anyone sitting infront of me when i am up there is treated from the mood i pick up off of them..if they are in a bad mood it is my job to make them feel better..wether it be them telling me all thier problems and me helping in any way or they just want to relax and be soothed ect..
to me bringing money into the subject kills any kind of fantasy or whatever that is built..
if you are in it for the money well you are missing out on the good stuff..
that is what i tell all my girls that have trained under me..

there is nothing wrong with being a dancer in sl..it's a fun job..the only thing that makes it wrong are the people that don't care for it..they look at us as shallow minded hoes out for a linden anyway we can get it and would drop our clothes the second money came into play..

ya i am sure there are those types..there are just as many regular people out there screwing each other over on a daily basis over land and items and whatever they greed for ..1,000 lindens is what ?? $4.00??
i've heard some pretty nasty stories about the regulars in this world screwing over people really bad for less..
eveyone makes thier money the way they want to make it in sl..not the way that have to make it..it's not like we need it to survive so we can eat..
we do what we do because maybe our real lives won't let us or we just enjoy the fantasy..
either way to judge a dancer like you might one in the real world is pure delusional behavior..

And besides, I though Brandi was gonna keep the Jumpster entertained.......

i dont get lil ray figwood...understood e'ery word and syllable...understand this...
you a butt cheek rider..ya bounicin around tapdancin beind The Man(not Jumpy slip)! you flunkyin it up for somebody in the MFSL...(I can always sniff out an errand boy)man up! i can tell the way ya snivelled that out and the time ya took to edit this turd-heap of a joke up that you;d make a good employee..well i'm is always hirin! (to help ya diarreaha stain-stab at humor continue to run and flow...) IM me...i'm in need of a walkin talkin turd to enterain at my court...best believe Jumpy is king...just like juggs ,i'm the baddest mf on the whole world. L A N E beeyotches...

Ceka makes loads of excellent points, some of which I've also mentioned. Having fun is an absolute must, otherwise what is the point of the fantasy ?

I think people who don't visit clubs would be surprised at the range of things that are talked about in IM. Very rarely is it about sex. Many times the person sitting there just wants to talk about what is happening in their life or how they are feeling.

With respect to those claiming dancers look alike, they've clearly never seen the two of us side by side. We have totally different looks. Ceka has a very distinctive (and stunning look). She is also one of the best dancers I've seen in SL. My own efforts are somewhat more modest but at least I'm slowly improving.

You all seem to misunderstand what i mean by looking the same. I mean, you all look sexy, which comes in many forms. Despite the protests against it, the majority of dancers are 6ft something with long legs and huge breasts. Just because some of the ones that arnt are also posters on here does not mean that majority arnt, go on a trawl of the clubs, like i have, visit 20 or 30 in a row. You'll see what i mean. For every one who tries something different theres 20 who stick to the formula.

However, thats not my point.

What I'm getting at is this. You have 5 sexy dancers on a stage. Wether they all look identical or not is immaterial, sexy can be 5ft or 7ft or anywhere in between, but they all look sexy. The point is, why should I tip any one dancer when theres 4 others right there who are also sexy? It's the one with a hook (I dont mean on the hand), that will get the attention. Whether they stand out by their look, their dances, their chat, or a combination thereof, it's the ones who stand out who do well.

Jumpy, is that your mom in the background........."Jumpy baby, come up out of the basement and take your Flintstones vitamins. Your cookies and kool aid are ready too."

Can someone translate this incoherant nonsense?

I tried babelfish, but it doesn't seem to have an English - Twat option.

you crawl on ya belly like beeyotch!
be a man...shift ya bee alls!
get ya self together
you comin apart at the seams!

Interestingly (or not), what you come across as is a real twit....mildly amusing at times, but a twit nonetheless.

Good grief peeps, stop feeding the troll

Hm, two opinions- twit or twat?

I'd love to, er, borrow Jumpy for my English linguistics class. What a perfect specimen.

...and if Brenda is going to show her boobs anytime soon, please tell me. I don't want to miss that!

Since Ceka and I occasionally dance the same stage, maybe we can both keep Jumpy entertained

hahahaha i thought he was suposed to entertain us Oo

So Jumpy, on the spread, how many packs of cigarettes did your "Daddy" rent you out for?

The cute thing about you Jumpy is your grammar for slang is too good..Not a typo in there which leads me to believe well educated and playing player and a good sense of humor..There is nothing wrong with that it's second life most playing that role type the same way..You sound more like major pain than the jive talkers on airplane to me..Good movie
ya want i should tell ya bout the story bout the lil engine that cuuud agiiiiin?
hehehehehe
stop in the club sometime i would love to see you in action *winks*

And besides, I though Brandi was gonna keep the Jumpster entertained.......

I am beginning to think of one exception to my "Free Speech for All" way of thinking.

Or maybe we can just have Colette bring her toys from the prim penis thread and have her neuter Jumpy.

I am beginning to think of one exception to my "Free Speech for All" way of thinking.

Or maybe we can just have Colette bring her toys from the prim penis thread and have her neuter Jumpy.

I think Jumpy IS Colette. It blows the mind but makes perfect sense, doesn't it?

I aint collete, but i lov her...i bet me and collette would whoop you and lil chrissy's @sses...bet that...

cause ya cuddly cotton soft!

B*tch!

I think Jumpy IS Colette. It blows the mind but makes perfect sense, doesn't it?