What do you look for in an escort / strip club?

I too have no issue with escort/strip clubs being here. They do add an expanded bit of fun for those that like them.

There are too many other kinds of interesting things to do in SL, but if I were to go to them for my entertainment, I would look for something other than 7' tall 'Amazon Barbie Dolls" dressed in skimpy costumes surrounded by equally tall "Broad Shouldered, Narrow Waist, Small Headed guys" (Thanks Brenda for the descriptions from another thread) ogling at pixel boobies.

Someone with some creativity and something that tweaks the imagination is a lot more erotic and stimulating in my opinion.

But then to each his or her own.

Ah, now that would be different. What you are talking about would be a very specific case.

The overwhelming majority of dancers are using the same couple or 3 anims, the creators of which must have made plenty from by now. An a sexy av is not exactly hard to create either, the majority of dancers look basically the same, sexy doing the same old dances. Hence the need for a personality to get the attention.

Ordinarily the creator of the dance would not concern me, as that's between the dancer and the creator, the dancer invests in a dance to earn money, the creators know the market they are working too. However, if, as you say, the dancer is the creator, well, that might earn them a little extra off me. Especially if it's something new and different. However, you'd have to let the customer know, and to do that, it's talking time. It's basically what I said before, about getting noticed in the crowd of dancers. That would do it

Now, i understand what a pain it is to animate, i've dabbled with it in the past. I'm quite prepared to pay for something that's good, and took time to create. I paid 250 for the walk for my av, which is top end price for a single walk. But it's well done, and the only example of it i could find. I'd happily tip the dancer extra if she was the creator.

Funny you should mention......On this day in History:

Jun 26, 1804, The Lewis and Clark Expedition reached the mouth of the Kansas River after completing a westward trek of nearly 400 river miles.

Whose boobs they saw other than Sacajawea's is unknown.

Somehow being a sex slave is (generally) socially acceptable - While playing a call girl is less so.

I find that ironic.

In the SL version - they got to the Pacific only to find ..

"EL Dorado .. Stip Club, Kasino and Slingo Parlor... Camp chairs 24/7"

you give me a hint , i'll tell ya a rl fact, all i ever did when i was out in them street doin real dirt was play video games, play golf and ride fo wheelers, and stand still to get chased by hoes... i was playin Metal gear solid 2 when them people knocked my mf door down: 'get on the ground, don't move, let me see ya palms!'
last three of the number is 084...western district of VA...google that!
ya watch to many rap videos!...Jumpy will thrive and survive because everthin poppin in my head and flyin out my mouth is as real as it gets!
square biz...

on the spread they don't let ya round computers! not even the feds!

sounds like you surmmizin' deeeeeeeez nuts...oh that was too easy...you need to strive to win the silver wink! i know you know what that is...all of england loves tiddlywinks!
you should take it up...be a champ een , fo ya know it!

for money you simple trick pay that ho!

i got some pink pose balls for ya ahhh haaazzzz!

Can someone translate this incoherant nonsense?

I tried babelfish, but it doesn't seem to have an English - Twat option.

Interestingly (or not), what you come across as is a real twit....mildly amusing at times, but a twit nonetheless.

Good grief peeps, stop feeding the troll

Hm, two opinions- twit or twat?

I'd love to, er, borrow Jumpy for my English linguistics class. What a perfect specimen.

...and if Brenda is going to show her boobs anytime soon, please tell me. I don't want to miss that!

So Jumpy, on the spread, how many packs of cigarettes did your "Daddy" rent you out for?

LMAO! 2nd post in and I've already plastered my monitor with soda. Nice one

While I'd agree you absolutely need to have personality (it's the most important part), I'd disagree with the rest of the statement.

(In case it had escaped anyones attention I do dance part time as the mood takes me. And yes it's for fun not the money. Call it a fantasy relief from my RL job)

I have 20+ dances loaded when I'm dancing. Using 2 or 3 would really be totally insufficient where I work.

I would also disagree that all dancers look the same. In SL I'm fairly anthropomorphic and so I'm 5' 7", slim, pale skinned with black hair and small breasts. My one concession to SL is 3 large tattoos that I always wear. For contrast the dancer next to me might be 6'+ with the finest breasts Dow Corning can manufacture, a permatan and a huge shock of blonde hair. Or the dancer next to me might be a striking red head or and dark skinned mixed race beauty.

Point being there is plenty of diversity when one looks for it.

Goddamn You! (Resumes breathing after almost choking on her lunch)
If all parties cooperate, this has the makings of another epic thread.

The cute thing about you Jumpy is your grammar for slang is too good..Not a typo in there which leads me to believe well educated and playing player and a good sense of humor..There is nothing wrong with that it's second life most playing that role type the same way..You sound more like major pain than the jive talkers on airplane to me..Good movie
ya want i should tell ya bout the story bout the lil engine that cuuud agiiiiin?
hehehehehe
stop in the club sometime i would love to see you in action *winks*

So is Jumpy a frog?

I built and ran a little club for a while. It was a dark cozy place. I put in a 48 animation pole/stage show that allowed for teasing the customers individually, right in front of their seats. I had tables where the dancers could sit in the customer's lap. I had 10 and 15 animation lap dance couches where you could actually dance in their lap. All of the "sex rooms" were actual rooms in the club, to give the impression that the dancer was doing something naughty.

The whole concept was a naughty lilttle Strip Club near the airport (there actually was an airport next door). All of the dancers were "escorts" but none had the name escort - they were just bad girls who broke the rules and we had a lax, non existant management.

This of course sailed over the heads of most of my customers. To the point where very few "got it" Eventually, someone with a great sales pitch and a lot of investment money claimed he would promote the club if I did it over upscale. Wanting the dancers to make money, I agreed and sold him the club.

Turns out the investor was in Hoc up to his eyebrows and couldnt make his payments to the loanshark and the club folded. I had the most "advanced" dancing system around with over 70,000L in animations throughout, and it really didnt matter one bit becuase like some people have said here the dumber customers bring everyone down to their level.

well the right animations help alot..i've used those poles with all the tons of animations in them and wouldn't touch them again..they look fake they make the dancer look deformed in some of them and the animations were terrible with your face going through the pole or your hands nowhere near the pole and they scroll instead of have the drop down menu..
if i were to use a pole at all it would be one of the 3 animation poles because nobody has been able to take the time to make animations as smooth as the ones on the older poles..

most dancers dance free from the poles nowdays anyways..lastyear they were all on the poles or on tables..we all use huds now and really the poles take up room on the stages..

hearing we all look alike reminds me of clubs where they have hired new dancers and new to sl wearing the ever so popular malabu skin..it's a first step skin that girls get because it looks good and is free so i can see where people may come to that thinking..

what makes a good dancer?? well to put it all on here would take up this whole page but a few good important things i can put down..

well being a dancer for almost the past year now and having fun at it..i've trained lots of dancers and most are dancing in the top clubs or modeling or married ehehehe

1 a unique look..it's pointless to get on stage with 5 other girls looking just like you and expect to have an impact.

2 you have to enjoy being there..if you look at it as a job thats just what it is going to be and you will end up burrning out and become a boring show..you need to enjoy the role and get into it..for me it was always something i looked at as a turn on..i would take that energy and use it to share with whoever was in my IM's or infront of me..i let them know i was enjoying myself doing what i was doing and they were a big part of it..

3 never bring up money ever..keep money out of it as much as possible..
never should the man or woman infront of you ever feel obligated to tip you..if we are doing something right they will want to..they want to know we are enjoying ourselves as much as they are..and i do and so do they..

i really do enjoy the people i meet and anyone sitting infront of me when i am up there is treated from the mood i pick up off of them..if they are in a bad mood it is my job to make them feel better..wether it be them telling me all thier problems and me helping in any way or they just want to relax and be soothed ect..
to me bringing money into the subject kills any kind of fantasy or whatever that is built..
if you are in it for the money well you are missing out on the good stuff..
that is what i tell all my girls that have trained under me..

there is nothing wrong with being a dancer in sl..it's a fun job..the only thing that makes it wrong are the people that don't care for it..they look at us as shallow minded hoes out for a linden anyway we can get it and would drop our clothes the second money came into play..

ya i am sure there are those types..there are just as many regular people out there screwing each other over on a daily basis over land and items and whatever they greed for ..1,000 lindens is what ?? $4.00??
i've heard some pretty nasty stories about the regulars in this world screwing over people really bad for less..
eveyone makes thier money the way they want to make it in sl..not the way that have to make it..it's not like we need it to survive so we can eat..
we do what we do because maybe our real lives won't let us or we just enjoy the fantasy..
either way to judge a dancer like you might one in the real world is pure dilusional behavior..

Since Ceka and I occasionally dance the same stage, maybe we can both keep Jumpy entertained

hahahaha i thought he was suposed to entertain us Oo

And besides, I though Brandi was gonna keep the Jumpster entertained.......