What do you look for in an escort / strip club?

Sorry Jumpy, Colette is not here to translate. No one understands what you are saying.

I've wondered about that very point myself. I think they fall into several categories:

1)Lost, new or exploring. People who are new to SL and visit the club based off a cursory use of the search function. They see a few nekie dancers (with very high quality skins, clothes and hair), and get all excited by the novelty.

2)The unrequited job seeker. People who have heard that dancing/escorting is a quick way to make "Phat Lewt" and try to talk their newbie skinned form into a job (and are angry/bitter when they are told that they need to be 1 month old and work on their appearance).

3)The savers of fallen women. This kind is less common thankfully. They are noticeable by their attempts to convince dancers that taking their clothes off will cause the downfall of Western civilization and/or will send the aforementioned dancer straight to hell. Usually followed up by an offer to be the dancers friend and help her overcome her problem.

4) The poor voyeur. This kind will watch the show (as financed by others) (they will sometimes attempt to get their piece of the action by tipping $1L or 2$L). Presumably they gain some enjoyment merely from looking, although this seems rather pointless to me as the interaction between customer and dancer is the important thing. My best theory for why they do this is that unlike internet pron sites, what goes on in SL does not leave an internet history that can be tracked by one of those parental internet control programs.


If you've got any more categories it would be fun to list them too

sheyat...get ya avi together and you don't have to worry about broke mf's in front of ya pole...i'll put ya in my mag...each and every one of them has legions of stalkers kickin out for the split...and ask them what kinda spread Jumpy lays out for his most valued hoes...but be careful how and where ya do it...
they just might set ya to flight...Hoes love Jumpy...

well jump jump jumpy in front of a truck truck trucky next time ya hear one zippin through!....

you beeyotch you!

now let me break it down for ya...
I'm is the great one Jumpman Linclon mfing Lane...

and i set hookers off into flight in the mfsl...give them places to prance and frolic
and a real man to play with...
not some Landy Bloom slip Lothorio looking to date and break up with every slot they encounter...the hoes on my team are in it for life...

cause they know Jumpy will go down swingin to make each and every part of their SL day, bright shiny and fanciful!

Eh?

Please allow me to translate:

Originally Posted by Jumpman Lane
well jump jump jumpy in front of a truck truck trucky next time ya hear one zippin through!....=I wish you great bodily harm.

you beeyotch you!=Derogatory slang

now let me break it down for ya...
I'm is the great one Jumpman Linclon mfing Lane...=Please allow me to explain: I have inadequacy issues.

and i set hookers off into flight in the mfsl...give them places to prance and frolic
and a real man to play with...=I deal with these issues by having sex with flying prostitutes.
not some Landy Bloom slip Lothorio looking to date and break up with every slot they encounter...the hoes on my team are in it for life...=Despite the fact that I refer to them as "slots", these women are very loyal to me.

cause they know Jumpy will go down swingin to make each and every part of their SL day, bright shiny and fanciful!=Because they know I will be banned soon and they can resume their lives with some semblance of normalcy.

Jumpy, I loved your work in "Airplane":

Jumpy: Shit man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know?
Second Jive Dude: Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man.
Jumpy: I say hey sky, s'other s'ay I wan say?
Second Jive Dude: UH...
Jumpy: Pray to J I get the same ol' same ol'.
Second Jive Dude: Eh. Yo knock yourself a pro slick, gray matter live performas down now take TCB'in man.
Jumpy: Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em.
Second Jive Dude: Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em
Jumpy: Cold got to be. You know? Shiiiiit.

Eh?

Please allow me to translate:

Originally Posted by Jumpman Lane
well jump jump jumpy in front of a truck truck trucky next time ya hear one zippin through!....=I wish you great bodily harm.

you beeyotch you!=Derogatory slang

now let me break it down for ya...
I'm is the great one Jumpman Linclon mfing Lane...=Please allow me to explain: I have inadequacy issues.

and i set hookers off into flight in the mfsl...give them places to prance and frolic
and a real man to play with...=I deal with these issues by having sex with flying prostitutes.
not some Landy Bloom slip Lothorio looking to date and break up with every slot they encounter...the hoes on my team are in it for life...=Despite the fact that I refer to them as "slots", these women are very loyal to me.

cause they know Jumpy will go down swingin to make each and every part of their SL day, bright shiny and fanciful!=Because they know I will be banned soon and they can resume their lives with some semblance of normalcy.

Thanks for the translation

You are thinking too black and white. Im not saying that the SL Prostitutes find those terms derogatory. Im saying that society does. Im not saying that The "escort" doesnt want to be called a "whore" in the right circumstances.

yeah, don't assume that all the escorts in SL even need the money, there is a lot of fantasy being fullfilled by being that sexually open, the tips and pay just add to the authenticity of the fantasy in many cases.

There are people who think it is 'easy' money (no pun intented) but consider that being an escort/erotic dancer etc is also role-playing to indulge a fantasy.

Being somewhat jaded toward pixel boobies now,

Being somewhat jaded toward pixel boobies now,

I'll give you a hint jumpman, cool dangerous gangstas from the streets don't spend all their spare time on an internet sim.

i got big bizals and when i let em hang the whole room gets filled up...

I agree, imagination is what's most needed.

That's why I've always got the charm on where ever I go. I make an attempt to feel out what any potential customers may be looking for and provide that as creatively as possible. It's my job, and I love it Darlings!

I think that's what the very colorful Jumpy Lane would refer to as "slidin' right inside they head"

With out creative "providers" (how's that for another colorful sex-worker term?) There is no erotic stimulation.

Good for those that want to look at "pixel boobies" if that's what gets 'em going.

I need something a little more cerebral.

Brandi...xxx

A thread on a subject I can contribute too, yayy.

I'll tip the dancer if she's worth it, and I tip quite well. .

Then why do you keep trying to get me to show you mine?

well jump jump jumpy in front of a truck truck trucky next time ya hear one zippin through!....

you beeyotch you!

now let me break it down for ya...
I'm is the great one Jumpman Linclon mfing Lane...

and i set hookers off into flight in the mfsl...give them places to prance and frolic
and a real man to play with...
not some Landy Bloom slip Lothorio looking to date and break up with every slot they encounter...the hoes on my team are in it for life...

cause they know Jumpy will go down swingin to make each and every part of their SL day, bright shiny and fanciful!

Why did Mallory climb Everest? Why did Columbus risk falling off the edge of the world? Why did Lewis and Clark cross the continent?