Ulrika Declared a Terrorist in N'burg

In the mood for some drama with a dash of irony? Look no further. I, Ulrika Zugzwang, have been declared a terrorist by the government of Neualtenburg (which I cofounded several years ago) and have been banned from the sim. The official declaration of terrorism and illegal banning performed by the government officials can be found in this thread.

It's a great read for those who enjoy my dance-around-merrily-and-then-whack-judo-chop style of posting as well as for those who like watching a political experiment descend into fascism. For the rest of you, there's pie. Enjoy.

~Ulrika~

Terrorist drama! The best kind!

Wow, cool! What did you blow up?

BTW, just a quote:
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Not that I blame you for coming back, instead, it adds to the fun. And hey, since when does any politician expected to live up to his/her promises?

Well that sucks. Come to Pierce and blow up my boyfriend's Linden Bear Museum. I swear I'd never ban you

Their minds.


Now that I'm a terrorist the only question is, am I cool terrorist like V from V for Vendetta or an uncool terrorist like Salim Abu Aziz from True Lies. If it's all the same to you, I'll pick V.

Remember, remember, the eleventh of April, gunpowder treason and plot. I see no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot.

~Ulrika~

It's a Lolocaust!

Seriously - funniest thing I've read in long time.

I find it highly offensive that the high mucky-mucks of N'burg would dare to describe Ulrika's actions as terrorism. They clearly have not thought things through before choosing their words.

As a former resident of Oklahoma City, I have seen terrorism first hand. I saw what depravity the human mind is capable of. I saw the Murrah Federal Building ripped apart like a toddler's birthday cake, by an explosive device created out of fertilizer by someone who thought it was all right to take the law into his own hands.

Using the buzzword "terrorist" to describe Ulrika is utter bullshit.

P2

Read the thread I think the 'terrorist' is self appointed for sensationalism.

We have hardly ever agreed on anything, Ulrika but I find this a real shame that it happened. I hope they wake up is all I can give to you.

Toy

and this is exactly why I love you

Not THIS Government Official and Co-Founder. Walk it proud, Sister Revolution!

"I, Ulrika Zugzwang, having recognized that the economic, temporal, and emotional costs associated with my participation in SL have exceeded my family's threshold, swear upon hitting the "Submit Reply" button to walk away from SL (and similar virtual worlds), its forums, and email permanently. "

hmmm, since you are not here, I suppose this post must be a figment.

We miss you. N'berg even declared you a terrorist. Eh, its N'berg, the rest of us have known all along they were a bit off.

By golly, when I advertise a declaration of terrorism, I mean it. Here is a direct quote from a government official confirming my elevation to terrorist.
~Ulrika~

ehh piss off man, it's a tradition around here. Stick around and you'll find yourself doing it one day.

Oops my bad didn't read your entire post and thought you were Jonas

Sadly, most utopian experiments come apart in a storm of hypocrisy and sensationalism. Happily, they're fun to watch.

Technically, I'm still on hiatus. I felt compelled to voice my concern in the N'burg forums regarding a pending law that would eviscerate the city's Judicial branch. I have a responsibility to N'burg and its citizens and must temporarily lay aside my prior vow. Regardless of the outcome, I will shortly return to my status of lurking.

~Ulrika~

Yeah and the 101 instances of you before that asking 'am I a terrorist huh huh am I am I?'

Like I said - I think its all very sesationalistist can hysterical.

come join my government we stand on the backs of our citizens and get fat eating grapes and drinking wine


to bad theres only me in it tho, it could actually work

I leave and you all complain how boring it is and then I come back and you complain how sensationalist I am. Eat your forum drama and like it, Siggy!

~Ulrika~

next time you see me in second life, you will be shot

you have been warned

I didn't complain - au contraire I did cartwheels. And I didn't say how sensationistic you were on your return - I have ALWAYS said that.

You're an attention whore - and thats the long and the short of it.

since when is that a bad thing?

Now you know why I'm so opposed to self-government in sl.

You've been replaced. Meet Siggy 2.0.

0100 PRINT CONTRARY STATEMENT
0200 PRINT NEW ASSERTION
0300 N = RAND(1)
0400 IF N > 0.5 GOTO 600
0500 PRINT NASTY_INSULT
0600 GOTO 100

~Ulrika~

LOL... about what I figured - heres 5 L$ go call someone who actually cares.

My assertions - both of them still stand. You've not really rebutted either.

Heres one for you

if (!things(go_my_way))
{
Post_drama();
Take_bat_and_leave();
pout();
}

Seen it before - I'm sure I'll see it again. Love how the first leaving cooincided with the wave 1 of the resmods being announced btw.