Xcite, Please SHUT UP!

Is it detachable?

detachable penis.. as sung by Ordinal Malaprop and Ranma Tardis

edit: no offense intended

Actually, I think that's the second time I've made a "Detachable Penis" joke on these forums. I don't think I've ever made one anywhere else. Take from that what you will about SL.

Someone was playing with their xcite in a club i wa sin one night..I had the dj (a freind) play detachable penis. The guy with the xcite laughed unitl someone finally used oblivion on him. It wasn't me and I don't know who it was, but he came back complaining it broke...

Or vagina come to that....

I must admit that I was very curious to know what was under my clothes when I started SL. As I lived in a Pg place where people threatened to abuse report if you changed your top and had naked nipples (shock! horror!) for 30 seconds, I didn't think it was safe to do an "I'll show you if you show me" thing in De Haro.

A male avatar friend and I went to Avalon and took off our clothes, and were mildly disappointed with the Barbie and Ken set up that we found.

A few days later, an accommodating shop owner took off her clothes in the only big mall around then (boy, this was a long time ago) and showed me her pubic hair, which came free with her vagina.

I saved up the enormous sum of 1000 lindens and bought myself a Green Fate special, while my friend also saved up. I bought his one then realised that they weren't transferable, so ended up with a penis which was surplus to requirements, lol.

Anyway...what got me reminiscing was that talking penis thing. When the package said that they were interactive, I thought that maybe they would respond to touch, or something like that. Never in a million years did I think it would start talking to me, to everyone in the room, and then every other Green Fate attachment it could find in the vicinity.

It seemed funny then, and it still seems funny now. Why *would* anyone want a talking penis? If you are going to use them in a realistic simulation of sex (sorry Enabran, put your fingers in your ears) then they will very rarely respond at the appropriate moment. More than like they'll be talkative at just the wrong moment. Xcites have a tendency to go on strike at just the most inappropriate moment because the prims are ahead of the game...so to speak lol.

Sorry to those of you who find the discussion offensive etc. Although I am intrigued to know why Enabran opened a thread talking about Xcite genitals and their tendency to spam lol.

Incidentally, I went to one of those Sexcapades things. Everyone seemed to be looking at the ceiling and whistling, none of them were having wild avatar sex .
Cali

none taken

i type fast and my keys stick and i dont proof read. be happy i used periods usually i just make 1 long sentence

Well travis if we have mute bugs as we do here with 1.9.0 mutes are missing each time we relog. Hence a a silent script would really be a better aid in this sence then mute. It really gets to the point that noise pollution is getting way out of hand withthese toys.

I call talking sex-objects in SL "mumbling uglies." The resulting text spam can be called this as well, as in "my screen has a bad case of the mumbling uglies."

It's more like 95% I'd guess. Well, out of those who aren't camping anyway.

Lewis

Talk to the penis - not to the hand!

Mine does the thinking, while I do the talking. Apparently, that's working out well for both of us.

Thanks for the "mute from History" tip, thats working out just fine

I just thought the makers of these items, which are so technologically advanced (auto-detecting each other's presence, ignore/allow lists, built-in squelchers), that
they could make a HUD-option, for someone that wants to simply auto-detect and ignore all nearby xcite items.

I would happily throw down $500L for such a device. Today I muted the body parts of 3 people, who each had about 8-10 xcite parts.. It took a good 5 minutes.

I love generalisation and the "everybody's dumb but me complex" mixed

You do realise that 37.4% of statistics are made up on the spot, right?

Lewis

That's 68.1%. Get your facts in order before you try to debate like an adult. n00b.

It's freedom of expression and therefore unassailable - duh!

My prong goes around saying spamming "Impeach Bush"; although I tend to disagree with its attitude regarding bush, I will defend to the death its right to self-expression. I am however, trying to find a way to make it pay rent, suggestions are welcome.

And yes, it annoys the hell out of me too, but to cease to wear it or mute it would deny its fully pixelated rights.

I love this game.

and of course you realize that 100 % of everything that has ever been said is 100% subjectives as everybody has his own vision of the universe ... therefore where we find funny or annoying a talking penis perhaps in deep amazonia is a revered ability that grants its wearer to rule the tribe

//Nep's Spamming Penis Script 

list things_to_say=[
"Impeach Bush!",
"End Stripend Welfare!",
"ResMods are teh ebil!",
"I'm better than XCite!",
"Free speach is an unassailable right!"
];

default
{
	state_entry(){
		llSetObjectName(llKey2Name(llGetOwner())+"'s penis");
		llSetTimerEvent(10.0+llFrand(10));
	}
	timer(){
		llSay(0,llList2String(things_to_say,(integer)llFrand(llGetListLength(things_to_say))));
		llSetTimerEvent(10.0+llFrand(10));
	}
}

Just drop that in a prim, and your penis can account for 90% of the foums posts here. *grins*

This is OBVIOUS. You need to make it advertise.

"Introvert Petunia's cock is lightly aroused...he must have been to PrimPleasures recently and have seen the lagarific see-through dresses just perfected for the love of your SecondLife". Go to PRIMPLEASURES and buy one TODAY."

Easy! Must be worth L$3 of anyone's money. I'd pay that myself, if you advertise my store in Nemesis for a week.

Of course the downside is that you will have to get someone to keep touching your attachment to get it to talk. On the other hand, that might be a good conversation piece, and a path to ultimate happiness with innumerable SL partners trying to get to know you better.

A hat with "touch my cock for information" should do nicely. One is on its way to you Introvert, courtesy of Nemesis .
Cali

Dont know why these "prudes" wish to silence what is clearly the most intelligent part of these mens alvatars! Most dangerous part as well but we cant have everthing!!

I suppose it's kind of like the Y, Enabran.

Just more chance of you slipping on something and falling on the tile.

ba-dum tish.

Idotoo,exceptIdon'tusethespacebar!