it was caught red-handed (rosy palmed.... get it? oh... nevermind).
LMAO!!!
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Stormy Dyrssen
Out of the loop
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01-25-2008 14:02
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Argos Hawks
Eclectically Esoteric
Join date: 24 Jan 2007
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01-25-2008 15:41
Recreant Recreational Receptionists, Inc. Now there's the million linden business idea! The calendar alone could make a fortune. |
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Cristalle Karami
Lady of the House
Join date: 4 Dec 2006
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01-25-2008 15:44
Now there's the million linden business idea! The calendar alone could make a fortune. Yeah, I can see it now.. "We put the SEX and the ASS in sexual harassment." _____________________
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Jezabell Barbosa
Muah™
Join date: 11 Mar 2007
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01-25-2008 16:03
Yeah - but they didn't like their boss. I'm a good boss. I pay well, don't care if you show up late or actually get any work done, and there are free donuts on Friday. Read the Tao of Trout. It's like the Tao of Linden, only naked and with more gambling and debauchery. You can pick your own project or just take naps in the sun. I'll even pay you under the table so you don't have to report it to the IRS. I'm thinking we need a masseuse to come in on Tuesday afternoons. My back's a little tight. Lindal's right. The water just got deeper and colder. Yikes. No need for Viagra. I've got a script that keeps me in action. The vitamins are a good idea, though. That and lots of Red Bull. It's going to be a long week. /me waves her the netfix DVD that just came in the mail. Oh Silly Mr. Recreant. I dunno know what you are talking about. I got a little confused, 9 to 5, 95 degrees, what I meant to say was 9 1/2 weeks. /me shows her new boss the 9 1/2 weeks video she rented. I have got popcorn and beer at my house, we can all snuggle in the bed and watch the movie and tell stories and be happy! Such a good boss you are! May I get from underneath the desk now? /me giggles _____________________
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3Ring Binder
always smile
Join date: 8 Mar 2007
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01-25-2008 20:16
i'm just a little embarrassed to be a participant of this thread.
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Lindal Kidd
Dances With Noobs
Join date: 26 Jun 2007
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01-26-2008 08:28
i'm just a little embarrassed to be a participant of this thread. Oh, come on, 3Ring! It's all perfectly wholesome. /me kicks the desk behind her and whispers fiercely, "Keep it down, the three of you! The health inspector's here." _____________________
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Jig Chippewa
Fine Young Cannibal
Join date: 30 Oct 2006
Posts: 5,150
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01-26-2008 13:19
I jump to end of this thread coz isn't it illegal to represent anyone in sl, as a lawyer? I actually did have a seperation in SL and relied upon a friend to help to negotiate the outcome. It was well-organized and I'm thankful. Cost a Linden Fortune in terms of land claim settlements BUT it worked.
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spadesrun Hotshot
Registered User
Join date: 22 Jan 2008
Posts: 160
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02-23-2008 15:25
Hey Trout,
How much you charge for preneps? I am looking into marrying my wife again, and I think maybe this time Ibetter get some protection  |
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Lias Leandros
mainlander
Join date: 20 Jul 2005
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02-23-2008 16:38
I think the Lindens make a divorce too easy. I say when you push thta button you have to jump through a few hoops to get it removed from your profile. Let's say you have to send a statement to two witnesses explaining the end of the partnership and they have to respond. Then your soon-to-be ex-mate must respond. If they do not you have to wait 10 days before it is removed.
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spadesrun Hotshot
Registered User
Join date: 22 Jan 2008
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02-23-2008 17:18
"In RL love hurts. Let's make sure it does in SL also."
In real life your wife takes you to the cleaners, and you still have to work to pay them and then watch them drive a Mercedes your money paid for past you at the bus stop with her "Tennis coach" "riding" shotgun. Of course, she didnt take the tennis rackets in the divorce settlement. They would cause her to break a nail. But lets face it, you only see her once in a while, since she lives uptown, and you live in a leaky trailer home.Even if you had the moeny you wouldnt frequent the same clubs, she took the rights to them in the divorce. You got the friends who spill food out their mouth when they talk and are always hitting you up for money. She got the hot couple into swinging. Im not talking dance here folks. |
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Lias Leandros
mainlander
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02-23-2008 20:26
I think i hit a nerve.
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spadesrun Hotshot
Registered User
Join date: 22 Jan 2008
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02-23-2008 22:00
nope, never been divorced.Worked for attornies at one point. Just excersising creative freedom.. |
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Cinders Vale
Registered User
Join date: 2 Dec 2006
Posts: 272
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02-24-2008 01:06
Takahiro, just take a breath and then yell "I'M FREEEEE!!!!". There's a whole SL universe out there waiting for you. New beginnings can be a wrench, but what happens now is your choice, and not anyone else's.
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Magdalena Siemens
The wild one
Join date: 28 Dec 2007
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"I'M FREEEEE!!!!".
02-24-2008 03:35
Takahiro, just take a breath and then yell "I'M FREEEEE!!!!". There's a whole SL universe out there waiting for you. New beginnings can be a wrench, but what happens now is your choice, and not anyone else's. Take advantage of your freedom and don't look back. Even so it wasn't directed at me. Thanks to all of you, you made me laugh about my own recent splitt up. This thread is hillarious. I didnt need a lawyer as I dont have anything to splitt - everything we had/used (land & house) is owned by my RL-husband. To get anything (especially money) out of him, is like trying to press blood out of a stone. - Good luck. Oh, reminds me haven't remove her from the group yet. Kisses Maggie |
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Kira Cuddihy
Registered User
Join date: 29 Nov 2006
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02-24-2008 08:36
"In RL love hurts. Let's make sure it does in SL also." In real life your wife takes you to the cleaners, and you still have to work to pay them and then watch them drive a Mercedes your money paid for past you at the bus stop with her "Tennis coach" "riding" shotgun. Of course, she didnt take the tennis rackets in the divorce settlement. They would cause her to break a nail. But lets face it, you only see her once in a while, since she lives uptown, and you live in a leaky trailer home.Even if you had the moeny you wouldnt frequent the same clubs, she took the rights to them in the divorce. You got the friends who spill food out their mouth when they talk and are always hitting you up for money. She got the hot couple into swinging. Im not talking dance here folks. Good gawd I had the wrong attorney. Can you give me her attorneys name just in case I am stupid enough to get married again. _____________________
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spadesrun Hotshot
Registered User
Join date: 22 Jan 2008
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02-24-2008 08:55
"Good gawd I had the wrong attorney. Can you give me her attorneys name just in case I am stupid enough to get married again."
-Kira Cuddihy Well I believe it was Trout Recreant, but just leave me your number and Ill get word to him, see if he can help you out _____________________
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Magdalena Siemens
The wild one
Join date: 28 Dec 2007
Posts: 119
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02-24-2008 10:00
I think i hit a nerve. Hi Are you an ad-farmer by any chance? Maggie |
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VonGklugelstein Alter
Bedah Profeshinal Tekstur
Join date: 22 Dec 2007
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02-25-2008 06:25
Insta Divorce = Alt-ctrl-f4 ~!!!!!!!!!!!
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
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02-25-2008 08:40
"Good gawd I had the wrong attorney. Can you give me her attorneys name just in case I am stupid enough to get married again." -Kira Cuddihy Well I believe it was Trout Recreant, but just leave me your number and Ill get word to him, see if he can help you out Can I use you in my advertising campaign? I have a bunch of 16m2 plots and I want big spinning flashy ads with pictures of people I've fleeced on them. Can I get you to wear a barrel instead of clothes? Trust me, it'll be way funnier that way. Edit - I'll do the prenups for 1/2 price in return for the advertising. _____________________
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Kira Cuddihy
Registered User
Join date: 29 Nov 2006
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02-25-2008 08:44
"Good gawd I had the wrong attorney. Can you give me her attorneys name just in case I am stupid enough to get married again." -Kira Cuddihy Well I believe it was Trout Recreant, but just leave me your number and Ill get word to him, see if he can help you out Yes, he probably had him so confused he didnt have a clue what he was signing. Trout really needs to be a politician. He can talk for hours and say nothing. Here's my number ###-###-#### _____________________
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MoxZ Mokeev
Invisible Alpha Texture
Join date: 10 Jan 2008
Posts: 870
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02-25-2008 08:45
too late he/she just hired me. You are hereby instructed to relinquish all control of your virtual possessions and pay my client the sum of 50,000L per week in ongoing spousal support. Any failure to do so on your part will result in immediate caging, orbiting and litigation designed to foreclose any opportunity you might ever have to do anything meaningful in either First or Second Life. Restraining orders have been entered prohibiting you from entering into or remaining on any sim housed on the same server as any sim might client might consider using. Additionally, you are hereby ordered to cease and desist all comments, thoughts, communications, or other hallmarks of sentience which indicate that you have any happiness, joy or hope in your life. You may, of course, continue to experience misery, hatred and grief without incurring any liability to my client. Sincerely, The Honorable and Sufficiently Intoxicated Trout Recreant, esq. (foreclosures, evictions and collections while you wait! Ask about our weekly specials) OMG here I am at my desk munching an apple (I'm a paralegal) and you made apple come out my fecking nose! |
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spadesrun Hotshot
Registered User
Join date: 22 Jan 2008
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02-25-2008 08:50
Can I use you in my advertising campaign? I have a bunch of 16m2 plots and I want big spinning flashy ads with pictures of people I've fleeced on them. Can I get you to wear a barrel instead of clothes? Trust me, it'll be way funnier that way. Edit - I'll do the prenups for 1/2 price in return for the advertising. Throw in lucnhes at your office and it's a deal! By the way I will need the first week off. Got a new girl to hide away from my wife with ... Can I start Monday? _____________________
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Kira Cuddihy
Registered User
Join date: 29 Nov 2006
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02-25-2008 08:55
Can I use you in my advertising campaign? I have a bunch of 16m2 plots and I want big spinning flashy ads with pictures of people I've fleeced on them. Can I get you to wear a barrel instead of clothes? Trust me, it'll be way funnier that way. Edit - I'll do the prenups for 1/2 price in return for the advertising. Sounds good to me. I want the following in my prenups!!! 1. your home and all of its contents 2. your 401K, savings, stocks and bonds 3. double you income monthly for alimony. 4. Life insurance policy for $10,000,000 5. lots of jewelry 6. fly rods and power tools 7. oh almost forgot the Lear that will be parked next to my Blackhawk on my private runway See, I dont want much and its short and sweet. Slips Trout a little ghb into His drink. Pushes the papers in front of him, go ahead and sign them honey. You wrote them up yourself so they have to be ok. _____________________
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Trout Recreant
Public Enemy No. 1
Join date: 24 Jul 2007
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02-25-2008 08:58
OMG here I am at my desk munching an apple (I'm a paralegal) and you made apple come out my fecking nose! Hmmm....Sounds like a faulty apple. My expert witnesses tell me that they really aren't supposed to come out your nose at all (the apples, not the witnesses). Make an appointment with one of my secretaries. I seem to have a lot of them. We'll go for the deep pockets, of course. Apple farmers, packing houses, the grocery store where you bought the apple and God (for the whole Adam/Eve, apple thing). We'll be rich! WhoooHoooo!!! Trout is getting a Ferrari! _____________________
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spadesrun Hotshot
Registered User
Join date: 22 Jan 2008
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02-25-2008 09:05
Hmmmm , maybe I dont need the first week off after all. Im sure she'll understand. Working with Trout and all ..
Hey Kira, let me show you to the receptionist ... _____________________
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