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Divorce Attorney Needed

Morwen Bunin
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01-25-2008 04:09
Pfffttt.... there as so more easy ways to solve the problem of the OP....

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Claire Silverspar
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Join date: 31 Oct 2007
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01-25-2008 04:14
From: Takahiro Murasaki
i just received this message this morning ...

"You and your Second Life Partner have parted ways. Wesley Spengler has
decided to end the partnership. Best Regards, Your Friends at Linden Lab"

best regards ????

oops :S lol. Prolly should have used search first to check :)


I don't think that message is nice at all. Seriously, thats just awful.
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Nuno McCullough
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01-25-2008 05:09
Takahiro, now you must go on with your life, take all your furniture, try not to start any argue with him/her and go out with your friends... tomorrow is another (SL)day
FD Spark
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Join date: 30 Oct 2006
Posts: 4,697
01-25-2008 05:23
The only real solution is be like me do no more butt pirating, only have friends and forget about romance and butt pirating. ;)
As my rl gay Christian conservative right wing boyfriend often goes on us gays shouldn't be allowed to marry because it's all about lust.....I guess it's right. I am the celibate one. And he isn't. I am not even conservative,etc. LOL
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ConductorX Nieuport
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01-25-2008 05:24
First apologies to the OP for Hijacking yet another thread...



Trout, how do you get these ladies falling all over you while all I get is Bimbettes asking me for $L100 to buy some new skin?
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Jezabell Barbosa
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01-25-2008 05:32
From: ConductorX Nieuport
First apologies to the OP for Hijacking yet another thread...



Trout, how do you get these ladies falling all over you while all I get is Bimbettes asking me for $L100 to buy some new skin?


Only a 100?
Om my gosh!
I don't even open my lips to ask for anything less than a thousand linden!
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01-25-2008 05:58
From: Jezabell Barbosa
Only a 100?
Om my gosh!
I don't even open my lips to ask for anything less than a thousand linden!


And you my dear are not a Bimbette...
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Jezabell Barbosa
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01-25-2008 06:19
From: ConductorX Nieuport
And you my dear are not a Bimbette...


Really?
Stop judging me. I can be a bimbette if I want.
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Brann Georgia
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Join date: 12 Dec 2007
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01-25-2008 06:33
Geez, four pages of utter mayhem and I haven't even had my first cup of coffee!
How's a person supposed to keep up with this forum, for crying out loud.
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HoneyBear Lilliehook
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01-25-2008 07:09
From: Lacy Honi
Me too! (RL legal secretary) :)


hehe...me too ;)
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HoneyBear Lilliehook
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01-25-2008 07:16
From: Takahiro Murasaki
i just received this message this morning ...

"You and your Second Life Partner have parted ways. Wesley Spengler has
decided to end the partnership. Best Regards, Your Friends at Linden Lab"

best regards ????


Awww, I'm sorry. I really hope that you got your stuff out of the house :(

and yeah, that best regards thing bites, but really, what can they say?
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3Ring Binder
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01-25-2008 07:16
not me. SURPRISE! :p
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Lexxi Gynoid
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01-25-2008 08:29
In RL I am not a secretary. I'm an over-educated government worker without the government benefits (lowly contractor).
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Colette Meiji
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01-25-2008 08:45
From: Takahiro Murasaki
i just received this message this morning ...

"You and your Second Life Partner have parted ways. Wesley Spengler has
decided to end the partnership. Best Regards, Your Friends at Linden Lab"

best regards ????


You expect empathy from the company that gave you "DOB your neighbor"?

In retrospect though At least it saved you the 25L of un-partnering him.

I basically like many assumed your post wasn't 100% serious due to the divorce attorney thing.

Basically Black Humor. A lot of people can get that way.

I do however have sympathy that it didn't work out.
Nika Talaj
now you see her ...
Join date: 2 Jan 2007
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01-25-2008 09:05
Sorry, Takahiro. I don't know anything about either of you, but judging by this thread, your guy lost a fun partner who's a really good sport!

For future reference, there is an attorney's office around the corner from the Latte coffeehouse in Mill Pond. If anyone wants the guy's name, I'll zip over there next time I'm inworld and send you an IM.

/me peers into Trout's office in stunned disbelief that he found yet another gig to get women to fawn all over him. Watching the half-clad lovelies smolder as they lazily tidy up, she reflects that he looks nothing like James Spader, yet ... somehow ...
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Colette Meiji
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01-25-2008 09:07
From: Nika Talaj


/me peers into Trout's office in stunned disbelief that he found yet another gig to get women to fawn all over him. Watching the half-clad lovelies smolder as they lazily tidy up, she reflects that he looks nothing like James Spader, yet ... somehow ...



Maybe this would be a good time to remind Trout of Carli's "take your boss at work day" picture. :p
Lindal Kidd
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01-25-2008 09:09
From: Takahiro Murasaki
maybe i should post this in "products wanted". is a divorce attorney a product?


He is if he's Trout. Trout is a real piece of work. :D

Actually, I think you'd be better off advertising the divorce proceedings in Events. Sell tickets, split the take with your ex and your soi disant "attorney", and buy your own mall with your share.

Your ex can keep his mall afloat for another couple of weeks on his share.

Trout will spend his on Jezabell.

Everybody wins, everybody's happy. :)
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Lindal Kidd
Brann Georgia
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01-25-2008 09:15
From: Lindal Kidd
...and buy your own mall with your share.


Umm, I think he said he's more the Cabana Boy type.

I'm seeing a snazzy beach resort, with his own selection of Cabana Boys. We know where to post want ads for that sort of thing...


:D
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Trout Recreant
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Join date: 24 Jul 2007
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01-25-2008 09:15
From: Jezabell Barbosa
/me walks in the office reception area blowing on her nails
"oh sorry I am late, broke a nail last night and had to get it fixed"
/me notices the pen on the floor, picks up the pen and says, "ohh Mont Blanc, nice Mr. Recreant, very nice"
Is this your office? I am ready for some dictation now. Wait, erm I mean my interview.
/me leads Trout to his office by his Jerry Garcia tie
/me slowly unbuttons her white blouse exposing.......
/me kicks the door shut with her foot


You're hired. Funny, I actually own a Gerry Garcia tie.

ConductorX: I just don't know. I'm there just minding my own business goofing around in a thread and the next thing I know, I'm knee deep in...um...resumes. It's like magic.
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Trout Recreant
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01-25-2008 09:21
From: Colette Meiji
Maybe this would be a good time to remind Trout of Carli's "take your boss at work day" picture. :p


Carli has a standing job offer. Her qualifications have been amply established.

/me smiles goofily at Nika and shrugs. I sort of lucked into this one...again. I just wish my RL were as charmed as my SL. There's room over there on the sofa if you're here about the job openings.
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Nika Talaj
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01-25-2008 09:27
From: Trout Recreant
There's room over there on the sofa if you're here about the job openings.
Nope! But *drops her card on his desk* if James Spader drops by to talk to you about a case, just give him that, would you?

*winks*

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Jezabell Barbosa
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01-25-2008 09:34
From: Trout Recreant
You're hired. Funny, I actually own a Jerry Garcia tie.


It is not funny that I know you have a Gerry Garcia Tie! How dare you laugh at my psychic escort abilities!
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Strauss Ulderport
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01-25-2008 09:40
From: Ann Launay
Pffft, you're not looking at it the right way! Imagine all the bizarre demands you can make, supposedly on behalf of your client!


LOL!

Miss, on behalf of my client he feels since he supported your 2 linden lazy arse you not only cede the house, all items within but also you return any and all gifts or/and payments he has given you during your realtionship. Also per the terms I have drawn up you are to wear this hat which will proudly say 'n00b l00ser' above your head. On a side note you also need to pay my overpriced fees, to help you out I know a good escort service... None the less, Please sign here...
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Trout Recreant
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Posts: 4,873
01-25-2008 09:52
From: Jezabell Barbosa
It is not funny that I know you have a Gerry Garcia Tie! How dare you laugh at my psychic escort abilities!


I didn't mean funny haha funny, I meant funny impressive! How could you have known that? See? I wasn't making fun of you, I was complimenting you. Now, back to that interview...

...and since it's a Gerry Garcia tie, isn't it psychadelic escort abilities instead?
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Kira Cuddihy
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01-25-2008 10:00
From: Trout Recreant
Carli has a standing job offer. Her qualifications have been amply established.
/me smiles goofily at Nika and shrugs. I sort of lucked into this one...again. I just wish my RL were as charmed as my SL. There's room over there on the sofa if you're here about the job openings.

/me wonders what kind of work he thinks he is going to get done, or is this just a cover for another rl escort service. (I am really bad with names) is that madam opening the male escort service in NV your new best friend and giving you her little black book.
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