Boytoys wanted

Sorin was a very good sport.

Now where is that other guy?

Sorin was a very good sport.

Now where is that other guy?

hey...I just had a thought!
(yes I know i shouldn't think, its dangerous)

Are the boytoys joining us on our forum shopping trips? They could carry our bags!

A female sex object (a toy for boys to play with, or an object that women use when boys are not available?)? "Older more powerful persons"? Not "older more powerful" women? Interesting.

5. Don't freak out when pictures of you on the dance pole show up on the Forum Cartel web site within five minutes.

...Now that the humiliation and degradation are over, I only have one question. Are there multiple levels of "Boy Toy" so that I can apply for advanced certification?

We have a website? Besides here, I mean?

hey...I just had a thought!
(yes I know i shouldn't think, its dangerous)

Are the boytoys joining us on our forum shopping trips? They could carry our bags!

Sorin, the actual benefits to membership are the lovely intelligent women who will now seek your company. The Forum girls are the best looking in SL.

Men of loose moral fiber with excellent (or at least highly suggestive) linguistic skills, for entertainment purposes at the Forum Cartel hangout. Audition with Lil.

...Chris, word is that you're a veteran of the forums and the Cartel. I may have stumbled into heaven, but I'm going to need some help here from "old bull" if I'm going to survive the experience!

Yosef walks into the room and he knows already that he is late. Brown eyes, light brown hair and muscular build and modest height ... in a world of giants and titans he seems remarkably un-remarkable. Pushing a cart, he makes his way into the center of the room. The tails of Yosef's long jacket sway with his steps. Once in the center, Yosef removes the cover from the cart to reveal sweets of all types. Cheesecakes, crème brulee, hot fudge sundaes, red velvet cake, bananas foster, and more arranged in sparkling glass tableware.

Yousef unbuttons his heavy jacket and casually slips it from his shoulders. “Who is ready for desert?” he asks as a wickedly, mischievous grin begins to spread across his face.


Close enough?

/me sees that 2 of the top 5 threads are about sex, and another of them is about killing.

I think if I were a noob coming here to ask a question about adjusting flexis I would think twice.

i wonder if we could possibly keep rampant horniness to one thread at a time? just a suggestion ...

/me sees that 2 of the top 5 threads are about sex, and another of them is about killing.

I think if I were a noob coming here to ask a question about adjusting flexis I would think twice.

i wonder if we could possibly keep rampant horniness to one thread at a time? just a suggestion ...

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WANTED:
Men of loose moral fiber with excellent (or at least highly suggestive) linguistic skills, for entertainment purposes at the Forum Cartel hangout. Audition with Lil.
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Before I get slapped by any and all self-proclaimed moderators, this is not a solicitation

I'm just posting this to remind people to drop by the hangout - dancing (on ceiling and otherwise), hot tubs, beach, riding bull and helicopter rides. And some relatively bright conversation, depending on your definition of bright. Spelling and grammar, skin and attachment quality entirely optional, really.

See you there!

OK, so I read the forums to get answers to specific newbie questions. I should have read all the posts before wandering into the Cartel this afternoon. I might have seen this thread and been forewarned.

Five gorgeous women, apparently starving for male affection, pounced on me and told me I had to audition for them. For all of you that are curious, here is the process as I experienced it:

1. Show that you can dance by yourself and maintain five different conversations with hot women at the same time.

2. Demonstrate that you are reasonably witty and have plenty of self deprecating humor.

3. Partner dance with at least two of the women while showing that your typing, spelling and intellectual range are up to par.

4. Just when you think you're in, get on the dance pole for the amusement of the women. Although they will shout at you to take it all off, that is actually optional.

5. Don't freak out when pictures of you on the dance pole show up on the Forum Cartel web site within five minutes.

6. Show good manners and grace while the women shout things at you that would make a sailor blush.

Once that was done, I think I passed the test because "Pie Thrower" appeared over my head. There is a rumor that I can have it changed to "Boy Toy" if I want. That depends. Nobody told me anything about the actual benefits of membership.

Now that the humiliation and degradation are over, I only have one question. Are there multiple levels of "Boy Toy" so that I can apply for advanced certification?

I cannot even figure out how I missed this thread. While Brann and I discussed this and she said we should post something, she didn't tell me that she did.

Brenda was nice enough to create a new group role with a title of Boy Toy. If you are interested, the audition has 3 parts:

1) Solo dancing

2) Couples dancing with at least 2 different people -- remember this part of the requested skills: excellent (or at least highly suggestive) linguistic skills (IM is your friend here).

3) Pole dancing

#1 & 2 - require a minimum of three women in attendance to judge and one of those must be Brann or I.

#3 - requires my presence and at least 2 other women. Because we didn't want to scare away some new members, we are not REQUIRING the Pole dancing to be in a thong, but you have a better chance if it is.

We held impromptu auditions at the Hangout this afternoon/evening, however I have agreed to a couple of semi-private auditions -- the 3 women rule still holds. So stop by the Hangout sometime, or IM me to set up a time.

When you have passed all 3 audition levels, I'll notify Brenda or Chris and they'll give you the role.

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For those that wish to be a Boy's Boy Toy (I do not discriminate) -- same rules except the other 2 judges for the pole dance need to be male and you can help supply judges if we can't find some available. Also, your choice whether the couples dance is with men or women.